1 Yummy monster
- "Fuckin ell that was one shitty day." -Geoffrey said while walking slowly to his home. He was working in black company dealing with technology.
- "Home sweet home, ugh why i didn't took an effort to get a girlfriend? At the very least i would have someone waiting for me." -Geoffrey was introvert and liked to talk to himself, that was caused by his lack of friends. His house wasn't anything special 2 rooms well 3 if you count the bathroom. He went to kitchen withouth bothering to take off shoes and looked for anything edible.
-"No, no, nah, shit that's it? I'm pretty sure i bought some grocerries yesterday. Hahhh, fuck it I'll die young, pizza it is." -Geoffrey wasn't healthy he was slightly chubby but not overly obese, thanks to his strict parents he managed to stay in somewhat shape. This wasn't all ways the case when he was 20 years younger about 14 years old he was very handsome, which made him arrogant and shitty with making good friends. Finally after 2 hours he heard doorbell indicating that pizza arrived.
-"Who the fuck are you? Why are you eating my pizza, sleazebag? -Geoffrey wasn't amused when he found Lovecraft horror eating his pizza.
The monster didn't reply, instead he took out smartphone with his one tentacles and written on it message "you bought horror pizza, you didn't bought protection from said horror and don't call me that". Geoffrey was fuming with rage.
-"Oh you said you are a horror, right? Then doesn't that mean you aren't human, right? Then human rights and morality doesn't aplly, right? -Geoffrey said while doing an uppercut into something that looked like heart of monster. Suprisingly the monster dropped dead right after his uppercut crushed heart of the horror.
-"I didn't kill him for nothing this shite thinks he can eat the mans pizza in front of me?! Yeah you call yourself a horror? Then I will be your nightmare!" -Geoffrey said with smug grin and took the corpse into his home and started chopping it into small pieces.
-"I've never eaten octopus, I wonder how it tastes like. On other thought I propably should clean the blood put he corpse in the freezer for later annnd look for a recipe for yummy tentacles!" -Geoffrey was in good mood he could taste and do something new in his boring slave like life. He found the recipe and cleaned the blood with hydrogen peroxide. He filled half of large pot with water and added 2 tablespoons of salt some peppercorns. Then he bringed the pot to the cocking stove and turned it on so the contents of pot will boil. Then he put the mass of small tentacles and gently hit them with regular spoon. Then he dipped the tentacles in the boiling water 4 times for about 5 seconds then he dumped them all into the pot and reduced the heat and left it to slowly boil for 1 hour. Meanwhile he turned on the oven and switched it to grill mode and preapred the trays and other spices and some bread that hadn't too much mold on it. After 1 hour he drained the water from the pot left the tentacles to cool of and release some steam. Then he put hem on the tray and put them into oven for 6 minutes.
-"Ah finnaly almost homemade and natural meal! It was so long since I eaten someting like this. Oh my It's incredible god now i don't even feel guilty if i had a chance i would murder more of these monsters!" -Geoffrey was pleased with his hearty meal, he didn't even thought what had he done and how his life become cursed or blessed, who knows?
