The tub

As I lead the 2 nervous ladies and one less nervous but still nervous and semi excited pirate into my temporary pad, which I would be ashamed of if I actually lived here.

It's clean now but it's still a poor village shack with fuck all in it, but I also understand that it's a tiny village and the people of this place are poor....but I have higher standards when I'm not sleeping in the dirt after fighting demons for 30 years.

I lead them into the living room which just had a dining table and chairs next the "kitchen" which was just a shitty stone fire place that's been elevated slightly….

I did not think this through when I invited them here, I was only worried about bathing and sleeping, I should have spruced the place up a little more.

So with a wave of my hand the table and chairs disappear and all 3 ladies gasp at the "amazing" magic…..I mean yeah it is kind of amazing, I've met mages who practice time and space magic, and they need to use incantations and what not to store and take shit out of their "inventory", which is just a small personal pocket dimension that's linked to your own magic…..and even after studying it for decades, some even centuries they haven't even got a fraction on my power with the "element"

But I'm off topic, I sweep everything out of the room and place down some rectangle shaped cut dread bears fur for carpet and take out a handcrafted lounge made with a base structure made of fire wyvern bone, with stuffing made from hell ram wool with fire drake leather stretched over it, with plenty of padding...fire drakes leather unlike what you would think is actually black so….it's black leather couch with bone white "legs" the only place without leather on it….

It's roughly 9 feet long and a bit higher than a "regular" couch would be due to my size and it's build with 1 recliner on each end…. And this couch is also rune inscribed up the wazoo...and the materials I mentioned it's made of? Even royalty would lose their shit to own this thing.

Every beast it's made from is an "S" rank monster here in the south and just a little bit of any of the material sells for an arm and a leg…..why would I use all those materials for a couch might you ask?...because I wanted too…

I have so many proclaimed "S" ranked beast materials in my inventory that I could furnish multiple palaces with nothing but the best material know to all kingdoms and still have enough to do what ever I want….. my 80 years on this world have turned me into a bit of a hoarder by having access to an unlimited inventory….

And I just get bored and make shit from time to time... my boxers?...made from the silk of a Demi god spider queen that specialises in holy magic, her silk is so sought after from the church, that they've sent 4 seperate "crusades" to try and "tame" the queen with literally tens of thousands of soldiers and a menagerie of "S" ranked teams of paladins and priests each time and haven't even been able to get past her children before being totally wiped out…. She would be a demon lord level threat if she cared to leave her forest...

The thread is supposed to be so holy that it can be made into a communication device to speak to their goddess, I can't help but think a string on a cup type of thing when I heard about it….. the church would whore out every holy maiden they had for all eternity just to get a single spool of the stuff…..they currently none…

I met the "queen" about 25 years into my exploration of the southern world, she's super chill...but only when she knows she'll die of she tries any shit with you…..long story short I have about a warehouse sized bunch of the stuff and I use it for my undies…..I also made a yo-yo with it….

And back to the relevant story... the dread bear is a 4 story tall 4 armed demonic bear that breathes fire and plagues…..it's the only beast I've ever found who's skin I can't cut no matter what I do, so mad respect to them…..so when I find em I have to go Hercules and break their necks….which isn't hard to do…..and once their magic stops flowing after death they become easier to skin…..not much easier but still skin-able at least…..and their fur? Ooooh boy….. with a proper wash and some struggle to carve runes into its stupid strong skin... it's like walking on clouds…..I've slept in "royal" beds before and I would sleep on this "carpet" 100% of the time if given the choice between to two...

So that's the basics of what I just laid down….. oh and everything I make has self purification and self cleaning runes…..I have jizzed on that couch more than I care to admit over the years…..and it still looks brand new.

The women are awestruck at the sight….they do look mighty impressive but it's more for ambience than anything, after our bath I'm probably going fuck all 3 of them on this couch...and then some more in the bed...

But first we should take a bath….we can introduce our selves in there…..food….hmmm…what should I do….I do have some precooked stuff, and I don't really feel like cooking at the moment….I guess we can eat after the bath….

Knox " alright gals, let's head out back to the bath and get clean before we get dirty"

They just seemed to nod absent minded at my comment as they follow me out the true copper bath I placed out the back, it's bubbling away like a Jacuzzi, the runes produces it's own "soap" so I don't actually need some, it releases cleaning solution straight into the water...

I show no hesitation in stripping down buck naked I do some stretching to try and loosen my old bones, and as I'm lifting my arms over my head my backs makes a few satisfying pops as I head over to the bath...I've already sealed off the area with illusion magic so we won't have any peepers.

The girls seemed to come back to the land of the living as they stop staring at my dangling cock n balls during my stretches and the chubby milf and the farm girl start to undress slowly and with unsure posture...

My sexy little pirate is hesitating though….

Knox " there a problem there barbossa? Do you need some help out of those clothes?"

No one is going to get that reference besides me, but I thought it was funny….probably would make her more self conscious though

Sexy pirate " no sir it's just.... Would it be possible for me to takes my clothes off in the dark…..I have a lot of scares and I feel like they would just sour your mood"

Fair enough she would think that…but

*snap*

I snap my fingers and her clothes vanish leaving only her peg leg and eye patch and she seems stunned….same with the other two…..her scars are…..rough, like she's been mauled by something….I don't know how she survived what ever gave her those scars, not even mentioning the afterwards…..she should by all accounts be dead…..

She stands there and the verge of tears with her head down trying to cover her body…..not her tits and pussy…..but the scars littered everywhere else….

So I just hop into the bath and click my fingers again with a *snap* and she's teleported right onto my right thigh…..the shock stuns her out of her melancholy temporarily as she lets out a little yelp as she lands down onto me…

And looks around stunned for a second before she goes back to trying to cover her body and o rest my right arm over her shoulder and lean back into the wall of the tub and give a quick pep talk

Knox " listen little lady, those scares are rough and I can tell you're down about them, but from what I'm seeing it's a miracle you're even alive…and if you think those little nicks and scratches would turn me off….well you'd be wrong…..you're getting some loving tonight girl…."

She looks at me surprised...I'm not much of a motivational speaker or pep talker so I just told her straight how it is….she seemed to relax a little as she leaned into my chest a little with her head down and still trying to cover her body…..

The other two just seemed to get back in the game as they both made their way quickly over and we're kinda struggling to get into the tub as I just snapped them in as well....

Farm girl on my left thigh and chubby milf got the throne...my cock is currently resting between her cheeks…..both shocked for a second and then went back to being tense…. Maybe another terrible pep talk would help..

Knox " listen gals, I get it, a strange human has come to your village and demanded payment for services rendered…..the payment was you 3 throwing yourselves onto my sword for a few days... and I get I'm no Prince Charming on a white horse coming to save you all from the demon floods, but I'd like to think I'm not such a bad guy for you to be this afraid of me….but I've got runes placed so you can't be impregnated by me….I'm clean as clean can be….so no STDs for you…..I'm guessing from the looks of it you're all single at the moment for reasons unknown to myself….but I think your taking this the wrong way…..the world is shitty enough and it's worse being alone, but these 3 days you get to have an uninterrupted guilt free mind blowing sex session with an almost handsome man who's going to feed you some foods you've never had before, in a magic filled hot tub, couch and bed in that order…..hell, if you impress me I might even leave some silver coins…. I'm not going to bite you…unless you want me too…so just relax and let the night take us where it takes us….."

All 3 seemed to kind of relax at that talk down….farm girl leans into me a bit and puts her head into my chest as I skip my arm around her waste….mumma chub leans back with a more relaxed posture and let's out a breath without saying anything…..I think she gets it…..even miss pirate has loosened up a little as she leans into me some more and I sleep my arm around her waste also…

And as she does so she looks at my torso and sees I have almost as many scars as her…..let it be said that I could heal these scars without much worry but I like them….they remind me I'm not immortal and also how I got them

Sexy pirate " ummm…..how did you get so many scars?"

Well she's still timid, not that I'd expect her to open up in just one sitting but it's a start….might be good to tell some stories to loosen the mood even more….I'll have to change them around so it doesn't sound like in was on the "hero" crew…..

Knox " well my dear...I got these working at my last job"

Farm girl and mumma chub seemed to turn to me ready to listen to the follow up question and story there after...everyone loves a good story...

Sexy pirate " and what was your last job?"

Time to rearrange some characters

Knox " I was a....professional baby sitter"

All 3 seemed to snort a giggle at the dramatic pause into such a silly profession….. well in the world it's more of a "woman's" duty to take care of kids and it's the social norm so when a man like me covered in scars claims he's a professional baby sitter…..it will cause a giggle or two

Farm girl " well being a…..professional baby sitter looks like dangerous work looking at all the stars on your body….why you perhaps regale us with some stories of such a bloodthirsty profession…."

She said with a smirk as she runs a finger over my scars…..sexy pirate seems to be interested as she's tracing my scars with such a light touch as well….

And mumma chub? Well she's loosened right up…..she's currently slowly gyrating her hips smoothly with my slowly lengthening cock still buried between her chubby cheeks like a hot dog....If she keeps that up I won't be able to finish talking before giving her the business...the other two haven't noticed yet…

Knox " well miss farmer point out a scar and I'll tell you a story how does that sound?"

She umm and ahhhs and points to a small pock marked scar on my right pectoral….that's where I took a demonic powered adamantite arrow from the high demon general in the chest to save that dick head paladin who got ahead of him self and rushed right into a swarm of the hell beasts I spent that entire fight not actually fighting, I spent it running from "hero" to "hero" making sure they didn't die.….. honestly without their "ancient relic" equipment they would have died 99/100 times of our encounters even with me literally having to throw myself in harms way to save the weasels…..man I can't wait to hear about the "hero party" escapades without me….I imagine it won't be going well with their strength to ego ratio….

Knox " well miss daisy, I was keeping an eye on a bunch of arrogant noble children who thought far to highly of themselves, and the "leader" of these children thought it would be smart to charge into a group of wild beasts to "slay" them and start his own legend….well those particular beasts could use magic….and I couldn't react fast enough because I honestly didn't expect him to be so stupid as to run in there head first….and one particular beast took offence to that as he shot a magic arrow that would have impaled the child if not for me throwing myself in the way to save him... and Lo and behold the other children thought he was just so valiant and courageous that they too threw themselves into the battle half cocked and into positions they really didn't want to be in….I spent the next 3 hours running from child to child to make sure they weren't devoured whole….hahahaha"

All 3 seemed to giggle at that one…..the whole situation is slowly turning from tense to mellow and I like mellow…..

Sexy pirate " what about this one…."

I spent the next hour just letting them get comfortable with me as I told them my respun stories…..I'm getting a little peckish…..I think it's time to go inside….