Yuki

[Streets of a Post Apocalyptic Future London]

50 Years since the reappearance of the First True Magic and advent of the apocalypse.

London has seen better days, it's classic bricks for roads and walls has long since deteriorated. Leaving only gray sand and clumps of lava from deep underneath.

A boy with white hair stalked the ruined streets. Hair as white as snow, eyes split between blue and red. Thrumming inside him were the Magic Circuits of a Barthomeloi and Einzbern.

A nameless boy, who as a last ditch effort of preservation, was created.

Though, it was purely and only the circuits. Due to various reasons, he has not claimed any crests.

His steps were light, tired, perhaps on the verge of giving up. On his right hand was a bag of gummy worms, assumed to be his meal beforehand.

His lips were dry and chapping, his supposed to be beautiful eyes have lost their splendor and his hair was oily and burnt all over.

Simply put, the hastily mixed heir of Einzbern and Barthomeloi would not survive another week. The feat of surviving for as long as he did was enough in the first place.

The boy's name is revealed to be Yuki. A girly Japanese name.

It is, however, not the boy's true name. Ui-Keyth Von Einzbern-Barthomelo, due to certain conditions shortened to Yuki from Ui-Keyth (Yu-Ee-Key).

He has forgotten his actual name in favor of the girlish, yet easier to pronounce name.

That, however is not the point of the story. No, in fact the main reason as to why this boy was currently willing to traverse the danger zone was because of a simple letter.

[Dear Yuki,

Have you ever thought of living in a time where survival and all the hassles of living is not under limited and very annoying constraints?

Perhaps, have you ever dreamt of a day where you could simply wake up and yawn to your heart's content?

Well, if you have read this letter, I am excited to inform you of the fact that all of those are possible. Simply dare to traverse the danger zone of London and meet me at what would previously be the clock tower. There, I shall show you the way. It's up to you whether you believe me or not.

Sincerely Yours, K.Z.S]

The boy examined the ink, fresh. He examined the paper –which is rare nowadays– and well, it is paper.

Add the fact that his rag tag group of survivors have started to go crazy and rape, eat, kill each other. It is undeniably better to hope for a miracle than be raped somehow, by something he didn't wish to know.

Thus, after a hard day of walking. Yuki has arrived in front of the previously known clock tower. There stood a man with a rather clean looking suit, something impossible for nowadays.

His face was rather crinkly, a grandpa. White hair and beard further supported the previous observation. And, a cane.

He met Yuki's eyes.

"Ah~ Good Afternoon, Yuki? Or Ui-Keyth?" The grandpa said as he lifted both arms in a welcoming gesture.

"Yuki. Please."

The grandpa nodded and the two stared at each other for a long time. The first to break the stare down was the grandpa with an introduction.

"Pardon me, how rude of me to not introduce myself. Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, more familiarly known as Kaleidoscope." He said, bowing.

Yuki, was neither interested, nor did he particularly care for what he wanted was confirmation.

"I do not care as to who you are, I only seek answers. Can you truly make all the peace I've dreamed of possible?" Yuki said, heterochromatic eyes glaring at the Dead Apostle.

Said Dead Apostle smiled.

"Why, yes! Simply, all you have to do is promise to be my protégé! Learn from me for a few years and regardless of the result, you will see the time of peace you're so fond of. Yes, the utterly boring time of peace." Zelretch promptly replied, his tone turning flat and sarcastic near the end.

Yuki, did not care. He wanted to taste peace. So, without further ado, he stepped toward Zelretch, eyes nothing but determined.

Thus. The 2nd True Magic Kaleidoscope found it's true inheritor.

-_-_-

Years after that destined moment in a parallel world from the future.

In the same place where that conversation took place. A effeminate looking teenager with white fluffy spiky hair and heterochromatic red and blue eyes stood in place, gazing at the large clock that is the source of it's name as the Clock Tower.

His eyes were of absolute boredom. In fact, it's not a stretch to say that the teenager was in the middle of considering blowing up the clock, if not for wondrous amount of stupid papers it'd follow with.

Yuki grimaced, he felt like the future he came from was given mercy with papers being extinct. Though, he'd also like to add the fact that he was a just a tiny bit regretful of accepting the vampire's proposal.

True, as the actual inheritor of Kaleidoscope he was more or less feared, respected, looked up to by many others aware of the Moonlit World.

But, at the same time. He was extremely bored. He fully understood why the vampire tended to move around parallel worlds like an addicted worm. Despite standing in a single spot, Yuki has just witnessed several millions of possible branches of the next microsecond inside his head. Then infinite branches of the next millisecond. Then the second. Then the minute. Then the hour. Then the day. Then the week. Then the month. Then the year. And so on, and so forth.

The Kaleidoscope was sometimes thought to be an amazing True Magic with it's capabilities of infinitely gathering Mana from infinite different parallel dimensions. But, truth be told, the Kaleidoscope was more than just that

He was not only able to travel infinite diverging and converging, future and past, parallel dimensions. He was also able to know whenever each and one was made or how all of them are.

Frankly speaking, a normal human brain would explode if they decided to seriously use Kaleidoscope.

The old shit was crazy for a reason. Yuki was well aware of the many different versions of himself across the multiverse.

He saw some become terrifying villains, or the super heroic heroes. A harem king or a loner NEET. A chauvinistic him or a white knight him. A president Yuki or a soldier Yuki. So much of himself has he already seen and explored that there, for the first time in history, has been a man who claims to be–

"I'm bored of myself"

–Bored of himself. Terrifying. The sheer amount of things that go through the mind of a teenager who willingly and justifiably claims to be bored of himself.

Therefore, without really thinking about it. Yuki decided to go blind on the present him. He turned off his Kaleidoscope, removed the mystic code ring he created and placed the item inside his pocket, as he walked the streets.

And he was pleasantly surprised when he remembered how the unknown felt. It was liberating for him. Normally, he would know of the fact that he was going to trip on a certain elevated piece of the floor and thus would avoid it.

But, since he didn't. The true nature of Yuki came back.

Yuki was a clumsy, unlucky, 0 physical coordination, one-of-a-kind retard.

He tripped, grabbed the skirt of a random woman. Got beaten up. Arrested. Did not know what to answer as his Kaleidoscope was off.

And thus, not even a day of being Kaleidoscope free. He was already in trouble. Specifically, jail.

"How did it come to this?" Yuki asked himself as he was surrounded by a few rather unsightly and ugly individuals who fancied him a weakling.

Which he was.

Without his True Magic.

And since he utterly refused to turn it on. He endured a beating. A teasing beating. As believe it or not, London's juvenile prison wasn't really full of bad youth. Rather, just too energetic and eccentric individuals.

By teasing beating, he was pushed around and tickled to the next heaven.

After a while, he was released.

Courtesy of the Mage's Association who wouldn't even dare to acknowledge the fact that the wielder of Kaleidoscope was somehow in jail. Afterwards. Yuki managed to bed the mage who bailed him out.

Poor girl succumbed to lust. It's not a known fact but Yuki was an incubus.

It was a weird effect of him merging with a version of himself that was turned into an incubus. Zelretch had a fun day teasing the boy for being somehow reverse raped by countless girls. Of course. It was the old shit who did the entire thing in the first place, he curious as to how a wielder of Kaleidoscope would react to seeing another version of himself with Kaleidoscope.

For the old shit refused to do it on himself.

So. As for the next few years then. Yuki had to keep a bit Kaleidoscope on to combat the sheer amount of soul aphrodisiac he released.

He forgot. Thus, it was his unpleasant surprise when he woke up with about 24 woman on his bed. Regardless, Yuki decided to keep at least 0.1% of Kaleidoscope on just to combat his Incubus curse. It was large enough to do the job but small enough to not really do anything.

And so. Not even half an hour later. Clumsy, unfortunate, and one-of-a-kind retard Yuki landed on yet another problem.

Or. Rather as he would say.

"How exactly did I do that?" He asked himself, unsure of how he somehow managed to bed the daughter of a famous mafia boss.

And the daughter of a rich businessman.

And the daughter of a infamous gang lord.

And the daughter of a mage. Who was happy.

And the daughter of whoever as the list goes on.

Yuki was tired. Yuki did not particularly want anything to do with it.

So, Yuki quickly turned on Kaleidoscope, breaking his internal promise and equipped his ring.

He then proceeded to escape that particular dimension, into another one where none of those happened. He happily merged with the version of himself there and he stayed there.

The difference between this and that was about a second. This one had him tripping a second too late so he was not jailed. Still slept with 24 woman, but since the location was different, they weren't bigshots.

Scratch that, they were bigshots. Just. Just.

Just believe the fact that it was another dimension. Understanding the specifics of Kaleidoscope is too much. So. Yuki turned it off once more and went on his way.

The particular scenario of him escaping bad routes with dimension jumping happened often. But, he somehow managed to land in the happy and not in jail or trouble of some sort.

Therefore. It was a true surprise when Yuki found the old shit in front of him all of the sudden.

"Yuki. Do something for me." Zelretch commanded casually, knowing that Yuki would agree regardless.

"What is it? I'm busy enjoying the unknown."

"I want to test a theory. So, I want you to go to this particular dimension–" Zelretch brought out his jewel sword and tapped it to Yuki's ring.

"And then, just stay neutral as everything goes to hell." He finished with a smile.

"What?"

Zelretch sighed and explained his theory from beginning to end.

Theory? More like mischief.

Anywho. Zelretch found a universe where the Age Of Gods was up and kicking, so he wanted to make Yuki wreck havoc in there by destroying the supposed canon.

Simply put, canon divergence via a sudden powerful neutral party ruining the power balance.

More simplified version.

"Yuki. Be a villain." Zelretch gave a thumbs up as he raised his jewel sword in a batter stance. And then, he smacked Yuki's ring to activate the dimension jump of Kaleidoscope.

Yuki hates sudden missions. The first one resulted in him becoming some sort of clown that went around eating kids. Not that he ate them, he just kaboobled them to another dimension. The previous one before this was him becoming some sort of werewolf and proceeding to destroy the power balance by simply sharing his seeds to other female werewolves. Manwhore werewolf. Never imagined having to read that anywhere in your life before have you?

Oh. Hello by the way. As Kaleidoscope is currently in the process of traveling the dimensions. The fourth wall is temporarily down. Therefore, I can break? No, can't break something that is temporarily turned off. I can slip past the fourth wall and chat with whoever is reading this.

Thus. We will start with a preview of Yuki's stats in a Nasuverse like style.

[Yuki (Ui-Keyth Von Einzbern-Barthomeloi]

[Foreigner/Caster]

[Strength – E++]

[Mana – EX]

[Luck – E-]

[Agility – E-]

[Endurance – A++]

[Noble Phantasm – EX]

[Class Skills]

[EX Territory Creation – As he originally only needs his Mystic Code Ring to use Kaleidoscope to its fullest potential, it's fitting to say that his workshop is the entire Kaleidoscope]

[EX Item Creation – Like it or not, he is a genius Magus and adding the additional knowledge just having Kaleidoscope on. He could basically scrounge up any knowledge and material he wishes on the spot.]

[Skills]

[EX 2nd True Magic: Kaleidoscope – Simple as that. He can use Kaleidoscope. Which includes absolute escape, infinite mana, infinite health and durability, clairvoyance of past, present, future and parallel dimensions at any time, and a kickass rainbow effect]

[EX Incubus Curse – It's counterpart would honestly be Harem King, as that is a blessing to those who are dimwitted and dense enough to gain it. Meanwhile, this is for the aware and conscious who is unlucky enough to get it. In all seriousness. This is a curse of constantly releasing aphrodisiac that affects the soul]

[EX Mana Burst (Absorption) – As he can gather infinite mana from wherever, he could also absorb infinite mana and release them elsewhere. Thus, making most magic pointless to use against him. He'd just absorb them and send them to some parallel dimension, all the while his physical capabilities are enhanced]

[EX Foreigner – As he obviously is not from wherever he is at whatever point in time and space. Gaia can fuck herself twice over. In all seriousness, he's not really bound to anything. Kaleidoscope is just like that]

[EX Curse of the Einzbern – Which may or may not include worthless clumsiness, pathetic levels of clumsiness and a penchant for finding cute in things people would view as Eldritch Horror. Or something less terrifying. Additionally, this includes shortened lifespan but that part was removed as soon as he first merged with another version of himself as the reason for their lessened lifespan was an error in the bloodline. Getting another version of himself merged more or less patched the holes up]

[EX Blessing of the Barthomeloi – Which is another way to call someone a once in a generation genius. Includes unfathomable talent in almost everything and learning ability that would make most of the past geniuses hurl in incompetence. Additionally, a one track pride is somewhere in the package, along with a penchant for having unique servants. It is said that if the owner of this skill is a male, they would undoubtedly be God-like at singing. And dancing if female]

[EX Mixed-Blood – Is it really not obvious enough?]

[Noble Phantasm]

[EX Ring of Rainbows – A mystic code turned Noble Phantasm the moment it was created due to Kaleidoscope. It's main function is to absorb mana from different parallel dimensions or absorb mana from the present to scatter across parallel dimensions. For the former, it could use the gathered mana for anything the user wants. Blast it. Burst it. Blow it. Or just simply shoot it. For the latter, it could diffuse anything as long as it has mana. Doesn't matter if it's a strike that rearranges cause and effect. It will absolutely diffuse the mana which makes touching deadly for any summoned servant for reasons obvious enough]

[E Book of Absolutism – An unknown book that somehow is always carried by Yuki. It is completely unique to the dominant Yuki always and even Zelretch doesn't know what the book is. Due to this, even if Kaleidoscope can somehow make Noble Phantasms jump ranks and legends. An unknown is still too much. On hint though, the book is pretty absolute (wink wink)]

With that. Basic information about the great Yuki has finally been acknowledged. You readers are more or less the source of his, huh. Uh. In simpler terms overbearing power.

As heroic spirits and all that basically uses their legends and all that stuff of recognition to define their strength and so on. The same can apply for Yuki in most cases.

Most cases except when he turns off Kaleidoscope and removes the Ring of Rainbows. As, doing so would make him unaware of how people think of him and thus weakening him.

That is to say, amnesia is also his weakness. A sudden lost of memory is possibly far more fatal than a stab in the heart for Yuki.

Now then. It looks like the dimension travel is nearly over. The fourth wall is fixing itself and I am soon to lose my acknowledgement of you dear readers. And then, it's gone.

-_-_-

Yuki has never felt so confused. It's more of a fact than hypothesis that Kaleidoscope is stupidly complex, so why is it actually weakened slightly if the world still had the Age of Gods on going?

It took a bit of parallel clairvoyance survey to know the reason.

Back in the Age of Gods, it's far simpler to explain it this way–

[The Age of Gods sucked at what most Magus would call True Magic nowadays. It's not as if they're incompetent but the sheer pride and ignorance of Gods to acknowledging parallel dimensions made it much weaker. Gods had Yggdrasil's up their asses and refused to even think of the fact that another version of them out there existed. They prefer to sit in their throne and pretend they are the center of existence.]

With that explained so kindly by some version of Yuki who figured it out in the future. He stood up from where he was. It's not that much of a surprise to see himself in some random street in London as it was where he originally jumped from. No, the biggest surprise was seeing a Rin wannabe in next in no time.

Brown hair and twintails. Purple eyes to boot. A stupid and particularly botched recreation.

Yuki sent her to some other dimension the instant he touched her. How could such a thing exist in this parallel dimension?

Yes. He is aware that the girl was important in the overall canon of this world. Shidou Irina.

And, yes. He just killed her in all technicality. He was meant to destroy the canon in the first place. Plus, he couldn't let something similar to Rin exist anywhere he is.

God grant him mercy –the Age of Gods weren't over yet right?– that no other Rin appears. The old shit might like the tsundere shit, but Yuki abhorred the walking dynamite. She was so noisy, so know-it-all, so much flirty with that sword shit that if she weren't by all technicality his older sister, he would've kaboobled her to a dimension where she's the one who got exchanged to the Matou.

Cruel? Such words don't exist in the vocabulary of a person who's seen enough parallel versions of himself that made cruel a word to signify saints. Yes, there was that one word where cruel was specifically meant for saints.

Anything can happen in parallel worlds.

So. As he finished his musings, Yuki decided to see if there was anything inside the clock tower.

…

None. And so, he left. He has no destination, no idea what to do, and nothing much to consider. All he has is the instructions of a crazy old shit that you couldn't rely on even if you check a million parallel dimensions.

Which was an exaggeration, as there actually was one parallel where Yuki relied on that instruction.

For real this time, Yuki removed his mind from Kaleidoscope and went on his way to an airport. He recently came to know that the canon is more or less fated to happen in a town in Japan.

Haha.

Much to most Magus' displeasure, Yuki was well versed in technology. He. Could. Pre-record. Shows.

'Suck that Rin!' Yuki silently bragged.

So. He could ride planes. Without the need for a servant.

In a few days, he has arrived in Japan. Where exactly did he get his funds? He had cash on him and it wasn't as if the currency was changed or something.

A few million dollars was more than enough for a ride to Japan. As soon as he arrived though, it was nothing but pleasure. So much sweets. He immediately went shopping and bought several bags of sweets.

Gummy Bears specifically. That sugary rubbery treat was something Yuki would actually kill for. Really.

Yuki had the habit of squishing the sweets several times before eating it. Keep in mind that he was already in Kuoh and was legible for slow pace at the moment.

And thus, he met with a white haired Nekomata. It stared at his sweets.

How dare this–

Yuki stopped himself. He realized the girl was a core of the canon and smirked. Yuki then handed a bag of his precious gummy bears to the cat shit and continued on. He could respect fellow lovers of sweets. He went on his way to Kuoh Academy and stood in front of the gates.

Many woman gossiped about his presence as he continued to eat.

In all honesty, he just saw the sign of–

[No Outsiders Without Official Business Allowed]

–And decided to stop and think in that spot. He also realized that he actually messed up really bad with poofing the Rin wannabe. So, he watched how countless versions of himself did it. He also watched the many parallel versions of DxD.

Including fanfiction.

Seriously, how disgusting. Why was everything about woman and boobs? Let it be known that in comparison to Issei.

Yuki was like the Trihexa.

He was handsome, he could bed almost anyone he wanted, he was powerful naturally, he was a genius at almost everything, almost. He could also do whatever it was he wanted without being bound to something like morals.

But. Why is it that everyone truly loved Issei more?

He could bed any woman, but it's more because of his curse or his position as a wielder of Kaleidoscope and an actual Einzbern-Barthomeloi.

He was handsome, but thinking like that was only surface level and disgusting.

He was powerful naturally, but it wasn't because he trained or anything, he was just like that from the start.

He was a genius at almost everything, but for some reason all it did was distance people away from him.

He could do whatever he wanted, but he had nothing he wanted to do in the first place. He had no goals and dreams.

So, despite being a Trihexa, he was still far more inferior to a Shounen MC.

This irked Yuki.

He grabbed a handful of gummy bears and shoved them into his mouth. He was now stress eating. He decided to finally just follow the instructions of the old shit.

But first, he would need a ridiculously overpowered lackey.

He jumped to a future parallel dimension, specifically the moment where the anti-terrorist group DxD– because yes, that's what it actually is– was fighting against the released Trihexa.

In the middle of the harsh battle, a myriad of colors, a rainbow shone and he arrived. Every participant paused to gawk at him.

"What? Never seen a passing by Kaleidoscope?" Yuki jokingly said as he opened another pack of gummy bears.

"Hey! Get out of here! It's dangerous!" Issei screamed in despair as he obviously doesn't know who Yuki was.

"Shut it red shit" Yuki ignored the warning and walked to Trihexa who was busy doing Trihexa things.

Which was to destroy the world and anything stopping him from doing so.

"Kid, get away from the Trihexa! That will kill you!" Azazel added trying to fly towards him and pick him up.

Yuki casually ducked and dodged the grab. He saw it coming from a few infinite parallel dimensions away.

He then faced the roaring cute– bloody Einzberns– malformed monstrosity.

And finally, he picked up the Book of Absolutism. Everyone stopped and watched.

He gathered Mana using Kaleidoscope to fuel the Book of Absolutism, a blast of rainbows converged to his spot as his surroundings twisted due to the sheer amount of Mana he was fueling it with.

So much so that it was actually unquantifiable.

The book finally opened and a page was formed. More and more until the whole book was complete.

Yes. The Book of Absolutism was actually a F-EX Noble Phantasm which is a mystic code created by Yuki.

It's something of a mix between Lelouch's Geass, The Deathnote and The Tome of the Night Sky.

[F-EX Book of Absolutism – With enough Mana, the book will be filled with pages and whatever is written into the pages is absolute. No matter what happens, who interferes, or whatnot. Not even the Root could do anything against the absolute]

"Trihexa is hereby bound to a 0 to 100 master and servant status with me. Ui-Keyth Von Einzbern-Barthomeloi as the master and Trihexa as the slave"

The book then had letters inscribed into it.

[Trihexa is hereby bound to a 0 to 100 master and servant status with me. Ui-Keyth Von Einzbern-Barthomeloi as the master and Trihexa as the slave]

And suddenly. The Trihexa stopped and stared at Yuki.

A bright light surrounded it as– of course considering what universe he was in– it shrunk and there appeared a little girl.

The Trihexa was a loli.

Surprise, surprise. It's DxD.

Everyone silently lowered whatever they had up and exchanged glances from Lolihexa and Yuki.

Yuki decided he was done and prepared for a parallel travel while grabbing his new lackey back to another version of DxD, mainly the one he was in before.

He also returned Irina. As much of a displeasure as it was.

He arrived exactly at the spot he was standing on with a naked loli. Everyone had their eyes nearly pop out in sheer shock.

"Why are you naked?" Yuki said, not even giving her a glance.

"I was created with no clothing" Lolihexa replied while looking at herself.

Yuki created a long dress mystic code out of nowhere and dumped it on Lolihexa, Yuki then decided that he wanted ice cream. So, he walked to a nearby ice cream parlor.

Lolihexa followed soon after dressing.

-_-_-

Yuki scooped a spoonful of chocolate ice cream, in front of him was 10 servings of 4 flavor parfait. In front of him was Lolihexa who was eating her own parfait.

As you can see, his idea of getting the Trihexa as a servant is mixture of both being an Einzbern and a Barthomeloi, the former with a penchant for finding dangerous things as cute and servant worthy. While the former tends to have unique servants.

The result is as you can see, the Trihexa.

Let it be known that despite it's cute exterior, the Trihexa is actually formless, it's merely chaos incarnated and thus had no original form. The mentions of her are merely what she decided would be proper for her job.

Which was to cause chaos and destroy the world. Trihexa did not change at all.

She was still willing to destroy the world if Yuki ever decides to do so. Though, if she wasn't some eldritch horror looking thing, she can freely change to any form she wants.

Any is not an exaggeration. She can be a fairy, a vampire, a mermaid, a giant turtle, a phoenix, whatever she wanted.

She was also ridiculously overpowered. Her being Yuki's lackey solved the–

[Powerful Neutral Party]

–Part of the instruction. Like, her in of itself.

But. Yuki was not satisfied. Sure, he could just destroy the canon by simply introducing her as Trihexa when the peace meetings ensue and watch all hell break loose.

But, Yuki wanted something else. He wanted comrades. He wanted friends. To be perfectly honest, he thought of a 50/50 relationship with Trihexa but decided on 0/100 since he didn't know how she would react most of the time.

He did, but that's not what he meant.

"Yukkun~ can I have more parfait?"

The Trihexa, despite being under absolute 0/100 relationship, simply did not know what being a servant was. So, she acted as some sort of mascot more than anything. Yuki was fine with that.

He can't possibly treat his first possible true friend as a slave. He wasn't a Barthomeloi to that extent. Time passed as the two silently devoured the entire stock of ice cream in the parlor.

Since the owner was a bit of a doubter, Yuki paid in advance. In dollars.

"Yukkun, are we going to destroy something?"

Lolihexa who had enough of the 100 servings of parfait she had laid down on the wide chair and moved around like a little kid would.

Yes. The Trihexa was young. She claims that the moment she existed, she was sealed and the next moment later she was fighting again.

That is to say, for her, she has existed for about 15 hours currently. But, for the others not really.

Yuki gave his cute Lolihexa a pat in the head. How can God of the Bible seal such a cute thing?

He'd remember to kill the damn thing later–

"Oh. He's dead."

He relayed the information to Lolihexa.

"Aw. Okay~" She said cheerily as if it the bible shit wasn't important.

He wasn't in the grand scheme of things, but if an Angel heard this conversation, they'd go fall with wrath.

The duo of monsters needed a house now. So, Yuki booked a high class hotel and he was fine with letting his day pass by.

He already had his next goal set. Closing his eyes, Yuki let the world go in peace at last.

-_-_-

Lolihexa wasn't really sleepy. Heck, did she even need to? She turned towards her Yukkun. It was his orders to call him like that.

Her Yukkun was hers only. No one can have Yukkun other than her. She wasn't infatuated with Yukkun, it was just how things goes for her.

If Yukkun decided to get others, then she'd have to fight them and see if they were equal to her.

If they lose, she doesn't want them as Yukkun's comrades. Yukkun doesn't need the weak. Everyone was weak.

She really wanted to destroy the world, the weakness of everything was annoying her. But, as strong as Yukkun was, he said he needed to do something for an–

"Old Shitty Vampire who's crazy and retarded"

–As he said. She asked Yukkun if that Old Shit Vampire who's crazy and retarded was strong and all he said was–

"Strong? That Old Shit doesn't even measure to strong. Strong is ironically too weak to define him"

–That. If Yukkun deemed someone strong then she wanted to fight them sometime. She wasn't a battle junkie; she was just curious about Yukkun.

She then stood up from the bed and climbed Yukkun's bed. Yukkun was the only thing she'd sleep for.

She laid on his chest and closed her eyes.

She'd pretend to sleep.

-_-_-

[Trihexa (666)]

[Beast]

[Strength – EX]

[Mana – EX]

[Luck – EX]

[Agility – EX]

[Endurance – EX]

[Noble Phantasm – EX]

[Skills]

[EX Chaos Incarnate – Simple. Every Skill is this. Since I'm not good enough to write every skills with an EX grade, it's simpler to create this skill to represent it. If you still don't understand, every single servant skill imaginable is this specific skill. Doesn't matter if it's Servant specific, all is this at grade EX to boot. So, don't be surprised if she's just suddenly using whatever skills to fit the situation]

-_-_-

Yuki woke up with all the grace of a baby. He hugged the nearest soft thing and cuddled it. Know that Yuki slept with teddy bears. So, for Lolihexa who was soft and cute and little and was nearby. She was in the middle of returning the cuddle given to her by Yuki.

That was then he woke up for real. But, he liked the soft Lolihexa so he stayed for a bit.

Then he finally– for real this time –woke up.

He was truly the epitome of Yuki, everyone knows that Yuki simply merges himself with a version of himself that has showered and woke up and did all the exercises.

So, he's technically already bathed, ate breakfast, exercised, bathed again and was generally ready for the day in a split second.

Kaleidoscope is more than just infinite Mana.

Lolihexa who watched this happen did not have any particular thought about it. Like, what was she supposed to react? Not like there was anything wrong from her perspective– and she's 1 day old– so they went out of the hotel and chatted as they went to a sweetshop.

"Yukkun, why do you eat so much sugar?" Lolihexa asked as she saw them heading over to a sweetshop.

Yuki didn't look at her and simply pointed to his head.

Lolihexa did not understand.

Yuki sighed.

"I use too much brain power just using the surface level of Kaleidoscope, which is knowledge of many different parallels, so to combat my excessive use of it, I consume sugar, lots and lots of sugar." Yuki explained, bringing his hand to pat Lolihexa on the head. Much to her comfort.

They eventually arrived at the sweetshop and he emptied the store.

Lolihexa was curious again. Her eyes drifted to the Book of Absolutism that Yuki had on his waist.

"Yukkun, how does that book work?" She asked pointing at the book.

"The Book of Absolutism is something I created from 3 different themes. Geass, Deathnote and Tome of the Night Sky" He said starting the lengthy explanation.

"I took the eyes of some guy, stole the Deathnote of the Shinigami King, then picked up the Time of the Night Sky from some other parallel dimension, mixed and matched them and created it. Anyone can use it, but the fueling of it until it reaches EX grade is only possible for wielders of Kaleidoscope as the infinite Mana we gather is the only way to fuel it to the brim. Simply put, using this book destroys several parallel dimensions because I suck them dry of Mana" Yuki then took the book and allowed Lolihexa to hold it.

"You can also use Kaleidoscope, right?" Yuki asked. He got her nod as confirmation.

"But, I can't do it? I can't gather infinite Mana. Why is that?" Lolihexa asked with a cute tilt of the head.

"Because you don't have an amplifier, or rather it's more of a focus lens. This, like the Jeweled Sword of Zelretch, shows the true potential of Kaleidoscope" Yuki raised his left hand and pointed at his middle finger which donned the Ring of Rainbows.

"Normally, Kaleidoscope can't do anything but know about the parallel worlds. Until the old shit figured about stuff like this, it was pretty underestimated. This ring basically focuses the True Magic and allows it to interact much more, creating portals to the parallel dimensions, gathering Mana, using said Mana for attacks, all of those are possible because of this. That said, I stole some files from tsundere shit to make this, she's smart for being a tsundere shit. She recreated old shit's sword and since I don't fancy wielding a big chunk of useless, I turned it into a ring" Yuki added with a proud tone. Stealing the files were one of his few wins against tsundere shit.

Lolihexa gathered the information like a sponge and gave back the Book of Absolutism to Yuki.

"But. What if you die?" Lolihexa asked. A little scared that maybe Yukkun can die.

However.

"I can't die. Not for long anyways. Every time I die, my ring automatically transfers my soul to some alive version of myself, and that parallel self gets all my memories and comes back to where I was before after a bit. Basically, I get replaced instead of permanently dying. I'm not really afraid of the Book of Absolutism getting to bad hands as they can't use it anyways. Well, they can but not all the way to it's fullest potential. That book eats a lot of Mana." Yuki explained some more as they arrived back at the hotel.

He smirked a bit after pausing.

"Well, well. It's time. Are you ready to meet our next members for the Gummy Bear faction?" Yuki asked as he held out his hands to Lolihexa.

She took it and suddenly, the world turner into a myriad of colors. Unexplainable but call it traveling via rainbows.

And, because of that, the fourth wall is down again! Hello readers!

As you have clearly witnessed, they are about go to another universe. You might ask, why does the fourth wall break this time and not the few other times?

Well. Take it as travelling from parallel dimensions of the same universe isn't that long.

Travelling from different universe to another requires some time. Yuki is going to visit a very particular world. Oh–

He's there already.

-_-_-

The duo arrived at Mitakihara. Yuki looked around and marveled at how huge the entire place was. No joke.

"Our next groupies are 2 reality bending magical girls. This world is of the Puella something Madoka Magica. Want me to elaborate?" Yuki asked the confused chaos incarnate.

"The world is fairly simple, what makes it complex is the timeline. The universe is in trouble of atrophy or something, and this cute thing contracts with young girls to become magical girls and kill witches, overtime said girls become witches and the cycles goes on. However, a certain Homura Akemi had the power of time manipulation and used it to its fullest potential just to save her gay crush. People die. Something monstrous comes called Walpurgisnacht and Madoka– the gay crush and protagonist– either contracts to become a strong magical girl and then become the strongest witch sometime later called Kriemhilde Gretchen or everyone dies, something like that. However, over multiple timelines. There are 2 specific ones where they become worthy of my Gummy Bear faction. See, Homura's constant time reversal stacked the karmatic power of Madoka and eventually made her strong enough to become Jesus. That's one. The other one is Homura stealing that power to become Satan." Yuki said in one breathe. He inhaled and went for part 2.

"The first one we're going to recruit is Madoka. Because, as long as we have Madoka, Homura would also follow. Currently, in this specific parallel. She's Jesus. Homura 3:16 For Madoka so loved the world, she used her one and only begotten wish so that future magical girls won't have to die a pitiful death." Yuki sarcastically said. He gathered Mana into his Ring of Rainbows and opened the pathway to where Madokami resides.

All was black and all space-like.

It took about a few minutes before Madokami realized that someone was in there with her.

"Eeeeeeeh?! H-How? Who are you two?!" She said truly shocked at how.

'Crap. I forgot how annoying she was. Teenagers' Yuki complained inside his mind.

"Madoka. Join my Gummy Bear faction!"

…

Imagine getting even more silent than silence in literal space. Madoka did not know whatever she just heard but she could at least manage to tilt her head questioningly.

"Come with me." Yuki added. Or simplified to allow Madokami to understand.

"I can't, I have a job to do for every oth–"

"I'll something about that. Then, promise me that you'll come with me." Yuki continued to bargain.

"That's not possible no matter what though?" Madoka said unsure of it all.

…

In response, Yuki took his Book of Absolutism and terrified Madoka.

-_-_-

Madoka did not know how there was a person where she resided, but the sheer amount of Mana gathering from him was enough to make her question if she was actually a Goddess.

Suddenly, Kyuubey appeared.

"Just how much is he willing to destroy for that book?"

The thing's perpetual smile, turned into a frown. It was that serious Madoka realized.

The man continued until the book was now filled with pages.

"Atrophy is impossible for this and any parallel versions of this universe, past, present and future."

The book had the same words inscribed into it, then all of the sudden Kyuubey actually had slack jaws.

"Wao" Was all it could say.

The man smirked and held out his hands to her.

"You're free now." He spoke.

Madoka didn't know why but she wanted to cry. Everything converged, bottled up feelings, loneliness, and her responsibility. Being told that she was free at last made her break down, she didn't even reach outside of this place. She bawled. She cried. And she kept repeating the word she knows she had to say.

"Thank you!"

Thus. All was well.

[Madokami (Kaname Madoka)

[Archer/Savior]

[Strength – C++]

[Mana – EX]

[Luck – EX]

[Agility – C]

[Endurance – E]

[Noble Phantasm – EX]

[Class Skills]

[EX Divinity – She's a Goddess]

[EX Charisma – Believe me when I tell you that someone became Lucifer just for her]

[Skills]

[EX Reality Control – As a Goddess, she can control reality however she wishes]

[EX Archery – It came with the job description of s magic girl]

[EX Manifestation of Beauty – Troublesome around men]

[Noble Phantasm]

[EX Bow of Madoka – A bow that is created from hope indestructible for as long as Madoka has hope]

[EX Arrow of Madoka – An arrow that is created from hope, unblockable for as long as Madoka has hope]

-_-_-

Yuki had to let the girl-turned-Jesus finish her breakdown before he could convince Homucifer. Thing was too overprotective. Might think he made her cry.

Although that was exactly correct, she'd think of bad reasons.

After a while of being thanked for and bathing in Godly tears, they were ready to recruit Homucifer.

It was fast, all of the sudden Madoka had a determined face, then the next she had her jaws wide open as Homucifer and Madokami met.

"How?!"

She panicked thinking that something happened, though considering her power at that point in time. She immediately knew nothing happened. She stared hard at Yuki and they had a mini telepathic conversation.

'Join my Gummy Bear faction' Yuki telepathically said with as much persuasive tone as he could muster.

'Why? What's in it for me? I already have all the power I can wish for' Homura replied smugly.

'We have Madokami free and you can be with her for as much as you want' Yuki simply replied.

…

'Deal'

Just like that. Yuki went back to the previous DxD parallel dimension with Homucifer, Madokami and Lolihexa as the official members of the Gummy Bear faction.

[Homucifer (Homura Akemi)]

[Foreigner/Caster/Archer/Avenger]

[Strength – D]

[Mana – EX]

[Luck – E-]

[Agility – EX]

[Endurance – D]

[Noble Phantasm – A]

[Class Skills]

[EX Avenger – As long as Madokami is not in danger, this skill is inactive. The moment Madokami is deemed to be in danger, she is terrifying. Leave it at that]

[EX Oblivion Correction – Akemi never forgets all the timelines she's gone through]

[EX Self-Replenishment (Mana) – As both an actual Demon and Avenger, she recharges her own Mana by simply standing]

[EX Existence Outside the Domain – As Homucifer is exactly the Evil God and not wielding authority of one, she has it far better]

[Skills]

[EX Time Sensitive – As she was prone to time travels, Homucifer can know when someone messes with time. She can move in stopped time and is rather time proof]

[EX Reality Control – She controls reality to however she wishes]

[Noble Phantasm]

[A Time Buckler – A buckler that can manipulate time and is a limitless storage]

-_-_-

Yuki sat on the edge of his bed. On the floor beside him was Madokami and Homucifer chatting together with Lolihexa.

Lolihexa acknowledged the two as strong after a sudden fight somewhere before.

Yuki fancied himself as strong but what in Zelretch's ass does being strong have against Lucifer and Jesus fighting 666?

The sheer amount of power from that fight destroyed that poor parallel universe they fought on. Yuki glanced at the 3 BFF and loli extraordinaire and promised to get a male member next.

That's what exactly he was doing. He was scouring the infinite cosmos for a possible male member. He refused to be stuck with only girls. He wasn't in it for the harem. He was in it for friends.

Aw. Yuki cooed at himself. Look at him going all shounen lonely protagonist.

…

Now then. Yuki continued his search.

…

…

…

And then, at last. He found him.

Zeref.

(This fanfic is originally supposed to be released of FF.meth but, I realized that it's boring there so I shoved it into this site. Since most people wouldn't know FF.meth isn't the most greatest at updating chapters. Like, the shortest minimum for a regular fic is about a week per chap)