2 C1 °•○● Who the f... beamed me up?

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"Who the f... beamed me up?" °•○●

"Why am I here?"

It feels real-nice when you have someone to ask this stupid question and even have an answer like "I don't know".

When you're in the dark, you miss even the random strangers walking with you in the same street on a random day."

Eren*

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Saliva flowed from the mouth of the young man walking in the dark. And he was bitten by just one two-inch spider. He hadn't gained superpowers like the spide*man thanks to this little insect biting his hand but was probably poisoned.

Perhaps using the term "poisoned" would be an exaggeration. But for someone who grew up in a modern metropolis, a tiny spider-bite was causing psychological symptoms. Every ten steps, he touched his forehead and tried to measure his fever by touching his shoulders, and he murmured nonsensical things as if he understood something important.

"This fever is not normal man!

Something strange is reducing my body-resistance."

"What were the things that remove poisons from the body?.."

"Aaaa.. it was yogurt?"

"I wish I have a little bit of yogurt.."

He didn't care how ridiculous the things he said. He was already overwhelmed by not knowing where he was. Also being alone in this darkness for hours wasn't helping at all.

..

Eren stopped walking for the second time, sat on the ground, and leaned his back against the wall.

He was ordinary in every sense of the whole word. Was a regular and ordinary citizen. Although he thought he was a special person like everyone else in the capitalist era, he wasn't anything special.

Eren was probably would go an average college and be a government worker in his adulthood. He had nothing special about him, except maybe he liked reading books. Despite his habit of reading, even the grades of his literature lessons were average. He had a quiet childhood with a normal family and no girlfriend. But no matter how innocent this young man was, life brought him to strange setbacks for an unknown reason.

In fact, it would actually be exciting to suddenly fall into an island where no one was there.

Like an exotic "Lost" experience with a good plane crash.

Or it would be cool to be caught and experimented by aliens. At least he would ask a few questions before the experiments on his body. He would probably ask about the meaning of life or something about universal rules and secrets.

If he was caught..like maybe at least by a famous terrorist group, he could see armed conflicts and have an impressive story to tell when he managed to escape.

But no!

,Life hadn't offered him these cool options.

... He was just teleported... Yeah. You can see how garbage this story is right?

At first it sounds like a strange or science-fictional thing. But while drinking a fucking cup of tea, it isn't cool to be teleported in an instant. Even the term "teleportation" didn't happen as impressive as expected.

What is expected is that a strange portal should open with cool lights and takes you away right. But for Eren, even this special effect did not happen! What a bummer...

While his eyes were on the filthy ground of his school garden, he just heard a mysterious voice in his head. There were no such things as scientists and angels/devils that welcomed him.

This idiot teleportation was so ordinary that it deserved to be protested. "Fuck my luck ...."

Since Eren found himself in this dark cavish place, it was the only thing he swore at. "If you teleport someone, at least take some responsibility morons!" It would take a few minutes and he was saying things like.. "Dude, what does it mean to beam someone unaware ha?"

"I can't understand the secret meaning behind this shit, alright! This is not Davinci's Code, this is f...king teleportation idiots. Just what do you mean ha?!!"...

According to Eren, this would be acceptable if a sound or some kind of light offered him a fantastic image. But in his own words it was difficult to accept because of the "lack of any shit". He tried to use his phone which also teleported in that event. It was working for an unknown lucky reason but there was no signal.

Since he was already used to this from movies, Eren immediately accepted the absence of a telephone network. There was an idiot option in his phone named "ultra minimum power mode" that he had never used and thought unnecessary on his smartphone. When he opened it, he knew that he couldn't use any apps. For the first time, he thanked the smartphone manufacturer for this mod.

Instantly started this ultra-low mode and just turned on the flashlight of the phone. This phone and its light would save his ass in this weird place. Except for the phone in a seventy percent charge, he had a sweatpant and a T-shirt with a Harry Potter cartoon image printed on it under his school jacket.

Eren made even his phone's flashlight to the weakest level and prayed for the charge would suffice until he got rid of this place.

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"Where am I?" This is how the question appeared at the beginning. Eren was waiting for an answer. Despite the length of at least three or four meters tall and one-meter wide corridor he was all alone and clueless about this dark place.

"Even the walls are ordinary stones! Screw your lack of imagination.."

Yes, as Eren said, even the walls seemed to be made of ordinary cement. It wasn't made with a foreign material having a mysterious vibe and mystical aura. Or he was expecting some exotic symbols and strange protrusions but naa, none. It looked just like regular cement similar to ordinary building walls of Earth.

But what created a little relief in Eren was the occasional road changes. Until then, he had never seen a crossroads with different options. But at least it was nice to change direction and feel like going somewhere. It would be very overwhelming to realize that he was walking around on this whole nonsense and walking around himself.

After a while he was certain. It seemed like this road took him a certain place. As he continued to walk non-stop, he saw things in there that showed some life.

For example, he sometimes saw spider webs. Before seeing spider webs and spider bite, it was scary because the road looked clean and dust-free. He thought like maybe this place was an abandoned place that hadn't been used for a long time, but he quickly destroyed this idea. Because at least there were insects. If there were spiders, there must have been something that spiders ate right?

He hoped so. Even though the spider broke his psychology when Eren wanted to sit and rest as biting his hand, he endured it as much as possible and waited for the pain to end.

After half an hour the pain was decreasing, but it didn't disappear yet. When he looked at the phone, he realized that he had been there for almost an hour. He had been in an idiot corridor for a full damn hour!

Eren called this place as a corridor because if it was a maze there would be different options to choose for different roads. But what he came across here was only one road. It never gave him the chance to choose his own direction. Thus, Eren, an ordinary teenager from Earth, continued to walk and searched for a strangeness that would make him feel special.

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"This is what happens if you give an important job such as teleportation to a moron's hands. If you give plenty of teleport to such idiots, they will shed everywhere! Fu...ng %+3&/(*">.....xxxx...' idiots.

After a long swearing, Eren slightly relieved. After looking at the clock on his phone again, he closed his eyes for a few seconds. Despite his fears he had to rest a little bit. "I was expecting a little more elegance from someone who found freaking teleportation you know...tsk tsk tsk"

Eren continued to lean against the wall with his insane murmurs. ... He had been walking for six hours after noticing himself in a dark place and get rid of his overcoming claustrophobic fears. From time to time, he saw strange spiders and small reptiles and waited in some parts of the corridor with fear. At least one hour of these six hours, he couldn't walk due to his fear waiting in the same spot. But it wasn't his fault. Given the possibility of the animals being a predator and his life inside a closed city life, he was actually very brave. At least he somehow spoke to himself in a crazy tone, muttered too much, and belittle his fears about darkness by talking himself.

"When I get out of here, I have a few good words to say to the construction engineer and builders who made this idiotic design."

He always kept himself positive, thanks to his absurd words that go back and forth between comedy and tragedy.

He was so ordinary in his normal life that he could never joke or even manage to tell a random story. But here things were different. He didn't make a single logical statement and just used comical things as if they were very normal. Maybe it was what his brain automatically made him do. Maybe it was just to avoid losing himself from fear. Who knows?

But while Eren was completely out of hope and was going to take a break again, his eyes caught a bend of light at the end of a new corridor. He fervently became excited despite his fears and ran around the corner with an excited expression.

But the light source he was waiting for wasn't there either. At the end of this road came from another corridor turn. Running after a stronger light, Eren turned again and saw that he hadn't yet arrived again.

"Please tell me I'm not trolled right now!"

He still didn't rule out the possibility that the aliens teleported him and were doing some kind of experiment. Maybe he could still have a cool story ha?

He further reduced his hopes and entered the other corridor. Even though the influence of light increased, Eren walked to another place with no ending again. He walked for minutes without giving up this whitish light. It didn't matter his feet were sore and his whole body was very tired. He would learn what the hell was going on here even if there was death at the end. Of course, it would be great if there was no death, seriously man.. Anyway.

When he finally saw a change, he came across another sight he had never thought of for hours. There was a huge bright chest opposite the walls of the corridor.

Ha?

Eren, who was all frozen mentally for a few seconds, was upset and sighed, realizing that his beautiful alien theories weren't real even a bit. He switched off the flashlight of his phone and brought the power mode to medium. He had to use a camera to take photos, and that power-saving mode never allowed the camera.

He hurriedly raised his phone in the air and took a few pictures to take the entire hallway and bright chest to the picture. After a good selfie, he even switched to video mode, started video recording, and started talking.

"My name is Eren. Eren Yıldız. I lived on the Earth and my country is Turkey. Yeah, that troll country, I know. All seven or more generations of my family were farmers or peasants and government workers. My family always lived, died, and buried in a small city named Nazilli. My father made my grandpa sold a big land of olive groves(wild territory filled with olive trees) and opened a shop for himself with that money. That happened in his young and crazy times. My mother is also a retired housewife. My mother worked as a manager in the prison of our city. She made my dad start working there after my dad became normal in his middle age. They were doing great until my big twin brothers died in the same day. It destroyed their marriage and connection.

I am also a student studying at the high school to be an English teacher. Firstly there is one dishonest uncle among the relatives of mine in Nazilli. On the pretext of selling my grandmother's three houses and trying to do business, he lived his life like a king and bankrupted for three damn times. Hah those times were really funny. For this reason, it's a little cold between our families... My other uncle is .... ..... ...booorrriiiiiing ... ... .. ... ... zz ..... ..... ..... talks nonstop ... ... ... Anyway, this morning I was drinking tea and eating a snuck in my school's front-yard and a strange voice in my head teleported me to this damn place. I found myself in a dark corridor. Now, as a result of my six-hour walk, I came across this absurd image. If you see this image, I am not kidding in any way. This is definitely not a troll video. I don't shoot this for a commercial or viral video. I'm really kidnapped. Please notify my family. My father's name is Ayhan Yıldız. He is the person with a profile picture taken on the Kusadasi Beach on Facebook. Seriously If he's wearing a green sea short then that's my dad. Please write and make him watch this video." Although Eren had a good enough English to read books, he was very bad at speaking in this international language. He always felt embarrassed very quickly and mostly swallow words. So, he tried to speak a few words in English, in case if a stranger found his phone and couldn't understand his language. He stopped talking after saying some silly words and things like "help me" or "Turkish Language". It really looked like a trolling web video. or an annoying commercial ad.

Though If something bad happened here, he didn't know how his phone would return to his home planet or country. But he saw the chest glowing against him for no reason. He was happy and hopeful after finally encountering a fantastic oddity for the first time.

He already had a story to tell. Even if he finds himself in the high school yard right now ..- "Noo my inner voice! I will go crazy if I don't know how I have been teleported here. I want answers, alright!"

Eren went to the next level of talking to himself and continued to shoot videos there for minutes and argue with his own inner voice. When you add the time to shooting the video, he didn't approach the chest for about 6 minutes. He showed unexpected patience before walking slowly without shaking his phone.

He was seriously thinking about using this video for money.

But when he came to the chest.. The light emitted by the chest looked the same in the recorded video. He didn't know if it was strange. Eren wasn't sure how the phone cameras was supposed to react in shining places. He didn't use his phone much, except for reading books and playing simple games.

He waited for something strange for a while next to the chest.

He winked to the chest a few times and smiled like a pervert. There was an expression on his face saying "Come on, I'm waiting now beautiful.., don't make me waiiiit.."

But when he realized that he had to open the chest himself, he felt disappointed again. Eren muttered as grimacing his face and holding it between his palms.

"Don't do in magical shit without reading fantasy books or watching some good stuff dude. It looks super amateur!"

With his unending nonsense, Eren opened the chest very slowly. He had thought that the light emitted by the chest was naturally coming from the inside and he expected the source of it was spread from a valuable item. But..whatda.. f*king chest was empty.

Ha?

How so..?

WHY!

He realized that only the outside of the chest radiated light, and in fact it was the real valuable thing in this scenario. Even if there was something precious before, it was no longer here. Eren thought of the five-hour away spot where he opened his eyes after teleporting here.

He remembered a really important thing he never considered in the last 6 hours.

Eren sighed and sat down and began to calm down. When he thought about it now, he always thought that there was only one way and direction to go.

But actually, there was another direction, right?

The fucking other side!

It was stupidly simple. This point that ended with this strange chest was perhaps a kind of starting point, or maybe it was this chest that teleported him here. Who knows?

Eren did several experiments before setting off. He tried all kinds of interactions, including licking the chest. He went inside and closed the lid, jumped on it, tried to lean on his back and even slept on/in it, and also tried to carry it by dragging beside him - but he couldn't move it even an inch. The result of all his experiments was clear. This chest was not useful for anything other than being shiny. Useless as a rock actually.

Eren reluctantly stood up and started walking to the other side of the corridor.He was already thirsty, hungry, and started to feel a slight headache resembling migraine.

This little human being wasn't thinking of giving up until he found out who the f*ck beamed him up here.

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