Chapter 13: Illya

{One day earlier}

Tom thought it would be a bit entertaining to get to know Fuyuki.

But he had to do it alone, since it's more fun to explore than to have Shiro or Rin give him a tour

On his way he came across a certainly ironic place.

The Park

While it was ironic for him to come back here remembering that when he was living in EMIYA's past, they had a Heaven's fell style scene here

It was so embarrassing...

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Shiro had run away crying he felt so guilty that because of her, Rin and Tom got hurt so badly.

He went to the old Park, in the rain his tears would not be noticed, soon he heard footsteps and when he turned to look there was Tom

Blindfolded, weakened and yet he had decided to go for her.

A worthless and unimportant person who only lives for an ideal and false dreams.

- She was about to say something when she was silenced by Tom with a kiss and a hug.

- Y-You're not angry? -

- Angry about what? - I asked with confusion

- Y-You and Rin got hurt because of me - Her frustration and guilt just exploded - You got hurt! And what did I do? Nothing! I couldn't do anything! I couldn't help them! I couldn't be there for them! - At this point I couldn't stop crying - I can't even help you! How will I become a hero!... you should go to Rin now she doesn't have a Servant anymore you and her po- -

*Piak

A slap sounded and Shiro held his cheek.

She looked up and saw Tom who was furious with her.

- Our bond only meant that to you?! - I wait for him very angry and hurt - You! My Master is you! Not Rin or anyone else did you hear! My teacher is that silly and funny girl who loves to cook, scold me and who has a silly dream of being a heroine! - Shiro was already going from tears to embarrassment at Tom's words - She's the girl who doesn't give up on anything! Even if she's up against something stronger than her she'll keep on fighting, I know that much! So will you let me take her home with me? - He said while taking her in his arms

- Y-Yes - Shiro looked at him with a silly face before following him.

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He sat down on a bench and closed his eyes for a moment.

There were so many things that happened and yet she couldn't help but feel the beauty in the quietness of the place

He knew she wasn't the best of people, but he was sure of one thing and that was....

An image of Rin, Shiro, Saber and Archer smiling happily flashed through his head.

...he would give all of himself so that those smiles would never disappear.

He knew that they had their problems were stubborn and very Tsunderes (He checked and it hurt a lot)

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- Rin! Rin! Rin! - He called out to her

- What? - She hoped it wasn't anything annoying.

Tom just gave her a smile before singing a little song that would unleash the fury of a Master and Servant duo as well as a certain redhead.

- Tsun ~ Tsun ~ 🎶 Dere ~ Dere ~ 🎶 What is it? ~ A Tsundere 🎶 - Tom looked expectantly at the girls.

Saber just watched with pity and a bit of amusement as Tom unknowingly dug his own grave.

Rin had many Gandr's loaded, Archer and Shiro had swords floating around them.

- 'Shit... I fucked up' -

Tom a little late realized the situation he put himself in and threw a plea for help to Saber with his gaze.

While she simply gave him a sadistic smile.

At that moment he realized that he would die.

-Why God have you forsaken me! - I shouted to the sky with tears in my eyes.

{In paradise}

- Why god have you forsaken me!!!! - Tom's scream echoed in the as the angels ate popcorn.

- Because it's more fun that way," commented God a little amused by what he saw.

- Mr. Freeman we have problems - Said a beautiful voluptuous woman with blonde hair and blue eyes.

The God or better known as Morgan Freeman could only sigh in disappointment, after all he had fun watching this strange son Adam.

- *Haaaa What's wrong Gabriel? -

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- God? Even he won't be able to stop us from teaching you a lesson - Rin said angry at being called Tsundere.

Since she's not one, right?

- You're bad! That's why your chest never grows! - Shouted Tom, then by the time he realized Rin had already transformed into Dark Rin and even Shiro and EMIYA were looking at her in absolute terror.

- You are DEAD!!! - She said while holding a whip in her hands and several S M toys.

- I was never a person of faith - Tom said without knowing that God was looking at that scene expectantly - But if you're in there -

- Save me Superman! - God felt he should fuck him some more.

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He quickly found an opportune moment

God smiled at the opportunity that presented itself.

He talked to his Friend Akasha and they made a very good deal.

When he thought of that, he couldn't help a smile to appear on his old face as he imagined how that boy would get if he knew everything that was going to happen to him

He would see, how he dared to pray to Superman and not to him

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He continued to immerse himself in his memories until he came to one that he sincerely wished he could never remember.

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Tom wasn't sure which Fate he was in and it was even more difficult to understand since things had happened that were supposed to happen in different routes.

Then terror filled him

He had remembered a moment that left him with a bitter taste full of sadness.

Illya's death

It's something that happens no matter what route you choose.

Although one that he especially hated was UBW, it left him with even more desire to kick Archer Gilgamesh's ass.

Wait... Isn't that supposed to happen....

I was hoping it wasn't too late

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Tom sped through Fuyuki until he reached Einzbern Castle to see a horrible scene.

Berserker was already about to vanish, Illya had her eyes and heart gouged out by Gilgamesh

- YOU!!! - He shouted angrily after all Illya was one of his favorite Lolis.

(KW: Lolis are sacred)

- Hmph Does it bother you that I'm done with the doll and her meat doll? Zashu - He said in his always arrogant and haughty tone but Tom didn't even give him a second thought, he only saw the lifeless body of the people Archer Gil killed.

For a moment he imagined all the people he cared about ending up in the same way, his blood boiled....

He wanted to slice up the gold fetishist bastard right now.

Without him asking for it Zangetsu appeared in his hand.

A bloody aura worthy of a Berserker rose up around him.

He lifted his face and looked at Gilgamesh with his black eyes and ice blue irises as a white mask formed on his face

- YOU'RE A BASTARD!!!! - He said in an incoherent voice full of madness and rage that surprised Gilgamesh.

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This time, he would save her no matter what, he would also find a way to fix her relationship with Shiro and extend her life.

After all, she is his sister-in-law, isn't she?

Although... he's a little worried that she might have a bad reaction to him since she has a very similar appearance to Kiritsugu.

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Should Illya be in the Harem?

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Omake: Chaldea pt 04: Shokugeki No Emiya

How dare they dare, how dare they dare!

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- I'm sorry Emiya-sensei but there's only room for one perfect wife in Chaldea! - Said Tamamo-No-Mae to the white-haired Archer.

EMIYA could not stand those words said by her apprentice in the art of cooking.

Thus with a dark air and a bloodlust so strong that even Angra Mainyu was surprised.

- You and I! A Shokugeki! The winner will take the title of the best wife in Chaldea! - The Servant declared angrily in black.

To which Tama looked at her with a slutty grin

- Anytime! - She said confidently

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Grand Event Hall in Chaldea

- Ladies and gentlemen, here's your favorite Da Vinci-chan magnifique! He brings you - He said with a pause - Chaldea's first great Shokugeki! - All the non-participating Servants and Chaldea staff members applauded!

- It will be a battle between duos! Which team will beat all the others! Who will get the keys to Chaldea's supply warehouses?! - Da Vinci said with great excitement

Team EMIYA (Shiro and EMIYA)

- That would be us! - Said Shiro with full confidence

- Enjoy the little time you have left cooking whenever you want! - EMIYA had a headband tied around her head and in her eyes a determination to defeat her opponents.

Team Chaldea (Mash and Gudako)

- Victory will be ours! - The Demi-servant clenched her fists tightly as a thirst for battle surged through her - Isn't that right Gudako-senpai? -

- Nii-sama!!! I'll prove to you that I'm better than the younger sisters that appear in the strange sleeves you hide under your bed!!!!! - Shouted The demon queen- *Ejem *Ejem Fujimaru Gudako - Your little sister will be the best wife! - 'For you' - She said in her mind as her cheeks turned a little red.

- 'You idiot!!! Don't give me away like that, and what the hell did they do, how could they let her near the kitchen, they'll destroy us all!!!' - Cried Gudao with tears in his eyes as he saw the weird looks he was getting from the female staff of Chaldea and the Servants - 'My dignity *Sob *Sob' - Thought the poor Master as he sobbed on his knees.

Extra Team (Caster Tamamo-No-Mae and Nero Bride)

- We'll definitely win this, Saber - Said Tamamo hitting the table with his hands.

- I was planning to do that from the beginning! UmU - Saber said with a bright and confident smile.

Tama started punching in the air.

- Got it, we'll use whatever dirty tricks it takes to win this Shokugeki! - Then she was focused by the cameras, gave her best smile and said - Yes! We will do our best, cleanly and fairly! -

Everyone, both the audience and her competitors looked at her with a bead of sweat on their foreheads.

- And your magnificent judges are! -

Servant Archer/Saber - Tom

- It will be a pleasure to participate in this glorious contest - He said while receiving cheers from the audience.

The Master of Chaldea - Fujimaru Gudao

- ... It will be a pleasure to spend with you the last moments of my life - Said the teenager with a depressive aura while watching Nero and Gudako getting ready to cook.

Servant Saber - Arturia Pendragon

She kept silent, but her regal aura convinced the rest.

So they all cheered her, bringing an imperceptible smile from her usually emotionless face.

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(After all the dishes were ready)

The teams looked nervously at the judges, while Da Vinci began his monologue.

- Which team will come out on top - He seemed to glow as he continued - It will be Team EMIYA, or it will be Team Chaldea or Team Extra who will win -

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- Excellent! The judges have already tasted the dishes and.... - He gave a dramatic pause - The winning Team is.... -

- SAY WHO THE WINNER IS! - They all shouted, the suspense was already killing them...

- Team EMIYA!!!!! -

- What?! - Team Chaldea

- I told you we should have put laxatives in the other teams' food! - Tama shouted at Nero Bride while shaking her back and forth.

Meanwhile, Team EMIYA celebrated

- Why did we lose! - This must be a vile trap, I know I'm one of the best cooks in Chaldea' - Gudako thought.

- Ehm... The Extra team made a spectacular ramen... in appearance - With an unsure tone the Caster pointed to the image on the screen.

Showing a plate of ramen filled with glitter.

- What?! That's not the Ramen I made! - Tama said indignantly

- UmU It lacked a little flair so I gave it my special touch! - Said Nero cheerfully, his smile was so bright that it made several Servants cover their eyes at the splendor it contained.

Led by Caligula and Caesar they called their subordinates.

- Ready?! -

- YES! -

- HAIL ROMA BOYS! - Shouted Romulus as he and the Servants next to him took off their shirts revealing the letters on their bodies forming "Nero".

- NEROOO-SAMAAAA! -

(KW: Don't let the author's favoritism show XD)

- M-My ultra special Ramen for Master - Tamamo said in tears while ignoring the growing group of fans of his partner and their versions.

- And Team Chaldea almost killed the judges - An expression of pure terror broke out on her face

An image of a plate of Curry Rice was displayed on the screen with an evil and devastating air

- Im-Impossible! - Angra Mainyu shouted, to which everyone paid attention - How can there be a dish that contains the powers of all the evils of the world! - What he said shocked everyone as they looked at Gudao who gave them a smirk.

- I told you, Gudako is invincible in Dark Cooking.

- Team EMIYA - He said with a bit of drool in his mouth.

The image of a buffet that practically glowed and had a sacred aura was displayed.

Everyone without exception felt jealous of the judges for eating such a divine dish.

- And so we bring this Shokugeki to an end! With the overwhelming victory of Team EMIYA! - Da Vinci said joyfully

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Updated 13/07/22