1 Prologue 00 Earth, I am Back?

Hello, my name is Ling Fen, and I am- was an ordinary 21 year old college student and this is my story…

Did you ask about my parents? I don't have them. They abandoned me when I was a child so I grew up in an orphanage. I now live alone and do part-time jobs to pay my rent. I look like a 21 year old but I am actually over a million years old. (Author: Isn't it weird that you are narrating your own story? LF: It's all your fault why did you type this wuwuwu[1] but at least it's only the prologue chapter…)

My journey started in 2017 when we went to the Himalayan mountains for our college camp. 20 students were selected for this camping trip. Due to my good grades, I was offered a spot. (LF: What good grades? I'm in the top 10 in the college! Author: Yes, yes Ling Fen you are very smart…) Since it was a trip with all expenses paid, I signed up for it. (Author: Can we start the story now? LF: Okay, okay)

Our group of 22 has 8 females, 12 males and 2 professors. We flew to Tenzing-Hillary Airport and arrived at 12 am. The first night we spend in the hotel near the airport. Next Morning we packed our stuff in 2 minibusses and climbed the minibusses. All students started chatting with one another because I was a lone wolf (Scaredy cat) like a guy I seated alone on the last seat and dozed off (couldn't handle the motion sickness *Stupid...XD*)

We arrived at the camping site and started putting our tents 4 persons per tent. After we start to eat up our dinner, we went to sleep. it could be helped we have no extra tent so, I decided to sleep with them(Stupid you just couldn't sleep alone because you are scared...lol). Ling Fen laid inside the tent when his tent-mate was outside. they came and started chatting inside the tent.

Tentmate no 1 said "have you heard that Himalayan is the resting place of saints from all over the world."

Tentmate no 2 said, "yeah, I saw a clip on YouTube where saints were taking a bath."

Tentmate no 3 said "don't spout nonsense about saint they are just beggars who don't have a place to live."

Tentment no 2 said "Do you know when we were preparing dinner I saw an upper body naked and a barefoot man near the river. now tell me to tell if he is not a saint then who is he? can you even remove your glove in this cold weather."

Tentmate no 1 said, "yeah I saw that man too he went inside a cave wanna check out that what is he doing there."

Tentmate no 3 said "I can't sleep like this let's just check it out plus nothing else to do here. let's take Ling Fen with us too."

Tentmate no 1 and 2 nodded and tent-mate no 3(no. 3) started shaking Ling Fen to wake him up.

"What's happening earthquake?" Ling Fen said in the bewildered expression.

"We are going for a short walk wanna come up with us?" No. 3 said

"No, I think that I will sleep for now I am tired." Ling Fen Said in the sleepy voice

"Oh, really? I see I see... let's go, guys, Ling Fen doesn't wanna come with us" no. 3 said.

"yeah...zzz you guys go I wanna sleep now." Ling Fen said in the sleepy voice.

"Ling Fen for your information I know about what happened to Wang Ying's laptop." no 3 whispered in Ling fen's ear.

Suddenly Ling Fen felt a jolt of electricity in his body started sweating and woke up and starting wearing clothes and went outside and said: "Aren't you Guys coming up?"

Suddenly Everyone looked at Ling Fen Thinking how can he change his mind this fast... he was just sleeping a few seconds ago now rearing to move forward. after a few minutes, All 4 tent-mate (Including Ling Fen) were ready to go. <I didn't know this was a walk I never will forget in my whole life>

My 3 Tentmates were moving really fast leaving me behind. I couldn't even see their shadows now night fog started to cover road but I still move forward because I knew what gonna if I don't move forward my tentmate no 3 AKA Yang Chen will tell her Wang Ying about her laptop.

He Suddenly heard a *cracking* sound and saw void below his feet cracked and he went inside the void while yelling and crying "Save me Bastards"

{Tentmate no 1 - Mo Yan}

{Tentmate no 2 - Wu Feng}

{Tentmate no 3 - Yang Chen}

<*THAT WAS THE STORY THAT HOW I CAME INTO CULTIVATOR WORLD*>

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When I was leaving Cultivation world All Cultivators were coming to seeing me off what a nice group of friendly Cultivators (*Dude they were making sure that you are really leaving because you bullied them too much*)

"Sorry, my fellow cultivators I have reached the peak of my cultivation. I can't live in this world where I can't progress any further. even if I want to remain in this world Oldman heaven won't let me*Sob* before living I will leave a gift for you guys. I hope you guys will like it" Ling Fen said and dropped a black ball towards the cultivators

One long-eared cultivator said "All my friendly cultivators that bully can't give us any gift he only knows about only taking not giving. move backward"

When all Cultivators were moving Backwards He Himself to catch that black ball Himself when other cultivator saw that shameless act of long-eared cultivator they regretted their decision of moving backward but soon rejoiced their decision because when long-eared cultivator caught the black ball. Black Ball Exploded and leaving long-eared cultivator covered in Smelly slime.

The Atmosphere changed a black Hole Appear before Ling Fen and Ling Fen Jumped. (At last, I can go back to my world farewell Suckers. I don't know how much earth has earth all this time)

A Voice Echoed in Cultivation world "I Hope My Cultivator friends liked my Gift... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... XD"

Somewhere on earth, from the Void Crack a man came out from the Void and Said:" Earth, I am Back?"

*CRACK*

*DING*

*UNKNOWN LIVING DETECTED*

*Registering New Living Being*

*New Living being been added to Archives of Yggdrasil's Library Further information regarding new Living Being is necessary*

[1] crying sfx