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-Somewhere-

(3rd POV)

The man sat near the edge of a volcano, a gigantic table laden with food spread before him. His back was framed by the jagged bones of a dragon.

"Man, dragon meat tastes so good," he said, chewing on a piece of dragon meat, his tiger armor gleaming in the fiery light. "It tastes like a rich, smoky blend of the finest beef and venison, with just a hint of spicy pepper." He finished his meal and then put on his helmet.

"Welp." He stood up and snapped his fingers.

*Shwoop*

In an instant, the giant table and the dragon bones vanished. 'How long has it been since I have been transported here?' the man thought.

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-Flashback-

"Skip, skip, skip," a man wearing a plain t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers said as he pressed his phone. "Oh shit," he exclaimed as he accidentally clicked on an ad. "Fuck, why did they make the buttons so small? And why are there so many ads!?" he yelled, trying to exit it.

[Welcome, User #542,831]

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"Huh? Anyway..." But before he could do anything, he was suddenly in a white room.

[You have been chosen ██ ██ ███ ███████ ███ █████ ██████.]

[Good luck! ;) ]

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-End of flashback-

As the man was walking down the volcano, he sighed. A knife suddenly appeared, but it was blocked by his barrier. "Really? I mean, I know I look suspicious, but c'mon," he said, shaking his head.

"Shut up... Even if you are the highest level in the guild, we have something tha—" Before the assailant could finish his sentence, the man's heart was pierced by a jagged spike of earth that erupted from the ground, controlled by the tiger-armored man.

The spike tore through flesh and bone with a sickening *crack*, blood spurting in violent arcs. The man's eyes widened in shock and agony, his mouth opening in a silent scream as the life drained from his body. The earth spike twisted inside him, shredding organs and splintering ribs, until the assailant collapsed into a lifeless heap, a pool of blood spreading beneath him.

The tiger-armored man shook his head again, a look of mild irritation on his face. "Don't you hyumans bandits ever learn."

"M-M-Mons- ack!" As the second assailant attempted to speak, his words were cut off abruptly as the tiger-armored man's quickly said " Bararaq Saiqa."

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