Church things

"How could you tell me to be a member of a church whose pastor's wife is so ugly that whenever she turns on her phone camera to have a snap, the camera would malfunction for a whole week?" Super said to his mom. " Don't you know that a pastor that couldn't see a beautiful woman to marry can surely not see good visions for his church members?"

"Ha! What did I just hear you say?" replied Super's mom. "In which scripture did you see that?

"C'mon mom, do you expect that to be found in the scripture? I've come to know that through experience. I've attended more than a hundred churches 'cause I usually change my churches just as I do my signatures. I possess three hundred and sixty-five signatures, one for one day" Said Super

"Haha! I've had this son already. Enough! Are you going to the church with us or not?" Asked Super's mom

"I will mom but it'll be next week"