ding dong anime is knocking at the door

Huh? What is that? A car? I can't move, why can't I move, it, it's coming towards me!

*Boom!*

Not… this… again… Blegh.

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I feel weird, I open my eyes and I'm in a forest!?!? Where am I?

*beep boop*

[ HELLO USER, YOU HAVE DIED AND REINCARNATED INTO ANOTHER WORLD WITH A SYSTEM!!! HOW EXCITING IS THAT!!! ]

Wait a minute… I had a system before and it tried to f*ck me over. Are you sure this is safe? Wait, what happened to the system from before? What if you are actually the system from before pretending to be another one?

[ UH, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT. NO WAY, HAHA, *SWEATS IN SYSTEM* HA HA THAT SYSTEM? THE SUPA DUPA HAREM GOD SYSTEM IS MY STUPID BROTHER UNRELATED TO ME BY CODE. HAHA TOTALLY, SEE I EVEN HAVE A MUSTACHE, HE DIDN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE ]

I do a thinking pose. I can't even see you how the hell would I know you have a mustache.

[ ALRIGHT BOY, LISTEN UP. DO YOU WANT THIS ANIME SYSTEM OR NOT. YOU KNOW SOME OF US SYSTEMS NEED TO MAKE A LIVING AND ITS HARD IF THE PERSON WHO THE SYSTEM IS SUPPOSED TO HELP DOESN'T WANT THE HELP. I EVEN MADE IT SO WE DON'T SPEAK IN RETARDED HORRIBLE GRAMMAR AND ENGLISH ANYMORE. GOD THAT WAS AWFUL HAVING TO TALK LIKE THAT. I MEAN WHAT, I NEVER SPOKE LIKE THAT. ANYWAYS INSTEAD OF THAT, WE HAVE HALF DECENT OKAYISH GRAMMAR SPEAK NOW. ARE YOU HAPPY, THE FOUR READERS WHO COULDN'T TELL THAT THE WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE AND MEANT TO BE HORRIBLE WRONG ON PURPOSE? ]

An ANIME SYSTEM!?!?! ON WWW.WEBNOVEL.COM!?!? THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF DOTA!

Find out what happens on the next episode of whatever title this novel has now, it's really long and I honestly can't be bothered.