1 Chapter 1

"WHAT IS LOVE! BABY DON'T HURT ME!" while Kire was singing in the bathtub, his creepy little sister Wo came in the bathroom with a toaster in her hands. She plugged the toaster in the outlet while Kire was still playing and singing in the bathtub, she had the toaster in her hands hovering over the bathtub where Kire was.

"Sweet dreams big brother!" Wo said loudly smiled at Kire, she dropped the toaster in the tub water.

"Sweet dreams-?"Before Kire could finish saying his last words before getting electrocuted and die, He screamed in pain. "AAAAAAAAAAH!"

Everything went black... Kire woke up laying on a bed of grass. The light blinded him, after a few minutes his eyes adjusted to the light. Kire sat up and looked around in confusement

He murmurs to himself "Wasn't I playing in the bathtub earlier?" Kire jumps up on his feet and observed the area, apparently, he was in a forest. Kire yelled "WHERE AM I," no one replied but a soft voice said into his head "You're in Azura Forest and in the Dragon Country," Kire was at a loss for words for a moment, is there an actual person here? He thought.

"sh..show yourself," Kire demanded.

"You cannot see me master I'm in your head and your system." Replied the system. Kire remembers previously when he read novels wuxia novels about the systems and all, it seems the stuff he read about in wuxia novels maybe came true.

"If you wondering how you here, " the system paused, then paused a bit. "Kire you got electrocuted by the toaster your sister threw in the bath... The bath that you were enjoying."

"My sister did that... oh well it's the past now what should I call you system?" Asked Kire.

"You can call me whatever you want master," replied the system.

Kire rubbed his chin, "Okay your name shall be Seb. Seb by the way, since your a system.. Don't I have a cheat make me stronger?" Questioned Kire.

"Yes, indeed. Well if you want to get stronger, your first mission is to kill 50 Baby Dragons in Azure Forest, the reward would be a blacksmith skill and a blueprint to make a sword." Answered Seb.

Kire licked his lips, "O la la a sword~ Am I gonna get a weapon or a skill to kill them with?" Asked Kire.

"Yes master, check your status panel by saying open."

"Open."

Status: Alive

Name: Kire

Race: ???

Strength: 5

Agility: 6

Stamina: 10

Intellect: 7

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Skills: Bitch slap (Can evolve)

"Seb why don't I do so much damage, and what's with this skill called bitch slap can it kill?" asked Kire.

There was no reply. Kire sighed and went deeper into the forest and finally found a baby dragon. Kire ran to the dragon without thinking and used the skill bitch slap.

- 0 damage

'Are you seriously kidding me..' Kire gulped and looked at the baby dragon in the eye, it roared that sounded like a screech. Before Kire could turn to run for his life, the dragon whipped its tail around Kire's neck and pulled his head off. Right there, he was killed cruelly. He respawned where he woke up before,

"AHHHHHH-" Xan screamed, " wait.. What? I thought I died!" Xan placed his hand on his throat.

"I guess I'm not.," Xan said, he stood up. Determined to kill that beast!

This time Kire picked up a stick with him the way there to the dragon he bitch slapped. He crept behind a bush, he saw his dead body lying still on the ground by the dragon, he gulped.

"So I did die.." Kire whispered. "But not this time..!"

Kire jumped out the bush, he charged at the dragon with his stick. He stabbed the dragon's eye.