1 The Mess I found Myself in
I don't know where I am. No, I really don't know. The last thing I remember was my universe being destroyed after I finally brought peace into every corner of it.
I mean after my peace conquest a glitchy skeleton just popped into existence and started tearing reality apart!
Of course, I tried to attack it in an attempt to protect my universe, but what do you expect to happen if you attack something that could tear reality apart, a being that can destroy universes? Actually, damaging it? Dream on, I don't have that kind of strength.
But seriously? Quite honestly, I am upset, and I mean really upset. I mean it's a given, after all the things I went through to bring peace to the universe.
I might not be able to feel emotions anymore, but that doesn't mean that losing all that hard work, costing me millennia, and in reality, probably millennia of millennia of my time, is anything but rage inducing.
All that time is now wasted, gone, reduced to nothing, literal nothing, any shred of its existence is gone.
And now I am floating in this, this...
I don't even know how to describe where I am, it's neither black, nor white, but at the same time it IS in fact black and white, and every other color in existence you know of too, it's chaotic, but at the same time it's a picture of harmony, of absolute beauty, while being ugly, a thing that has form, yet hasn't, something primordial and maybe beyond that.
The best way I could describe my environment would be, "a place where you would lose your sanity with each breathing second being in it, and if you think you are already insane, it would straight up tell you in your face that you are in fact sane, and proceed to crush your sanity"
That's how I would describe the place where I am. Oh, and for me? I don't have my body anymore, it gone. I look around, trying to find it, I try to lift my hand, look down in hope to find my legs or feet, but apparently my body is no more.
Apparently, I am just a floating consciousness, or a soul left in an unknown location if you want to describe it as such. I would be unnerved, but I can't, why would I? I mean of what should I be scared of?
Of being conscious and floating for what might be eternity, while I have nothing to do? Excuse me, did you listen to where I am and what happened to my place? Me being this way is currently definitely my least concern, with the environment I found myself in. Where in the name of the root am I?
Or maybe I can worry about myself, maybe I should worry about my condition, I mean breaking my head over something that I have no control over whatsoever would be a great way to pass time…
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Ok, I did that and it was absolutely boring, I learned nothing new that could potentially help me in my situation, still worth it though.
So, to summarize the mess I am in:
1. I am in a place the human mind can't comprehend
2. I am floating in said place without a physical body
3. I don't have a solution, or a plan for my situation
4. I have nothing to do
In other words, I am completely screwed.
Great, just what I needed after overcoming all these hardships in the time my universe STILL EXISTED!
Well, there really is no reason mulling over things for so long. After all everything left is pointless, because nothing is left, why should I continue existing when my entire universe is gone?
Might as well do the same as Kars from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and stop thinking, that way it will be the most comfortable for everyone involved, which is probably just me.
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…and maybe you the reader.
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~so much time later that it could be only described in a long sentence
Two goddesses patrolled the Omniverse, trying to meet their quota for reincarnating people.
"What a hard day, reincarnating people is more exhausting than I thought, there are so much rules that I have to follow. I am sooooo tired of my job, I want a vacation!"
"Hey! You are going to get promoted with the next special soul you reincarnate, so stop being so depressed and continue with your work, we must meet the quota and I don't want to be screamed at by these old geezers up the ladders!"
"You say that, but you know how difficult it is to find a special soul! I mean there are only two cases for special souls, the one that has over 9.999.999 units of positive Karma with at most 1% of its total be tainted by negative Karma, and the others are the ones that have a Karma net of 0!"
"Well, be glad, because most of us don't even get the chance of a promotion! Though I must admit that you don't have it easy either, I mean the first case of special souls can be counted on one hand even in the entirety of the Omniverse and the second is even rarer with no person having ever a net of 0 Karma, simple because of the reason that no being can exist with no Karma, if you have no Karma you fade from existence, I mean even bad actions net a positive amount of negative Karma, so why did these geezer include the case with the zero?"
"I don't know? Maybe in the case of an irregularity happening, a distortion that allows that to happen? On another note, with "on a single hand" you meant the binary counting system, right?"
"Oh my, you caught me, darling <3!"
"Well in this case it could mean up to 31 Persons that had that kind of soul."
"But that is still nothing compared to the grand scheme of things."
"You are right…"
"By the way, where are we currently patrolling?"
The goddess with the chance of promotion had a thoughtful look on her face.
"We are almost bordering to the Undertale Multi-Multiverse, also called the Underverse."
"Oh, you mean that special place that has multiple multiverses, but can't seem to make a jump to the next higher plain?"
The goddess that was tired of her work still had a scrutinizing gaze.
"That place..."
"Yeah, the Underverse, what's wrong with it, you are staring at it so intensely?"
"We should turn around, this place has its own soul system, and even the normal mortals can see, control, and manipulate them, it's a place that won't let a single soul in their cycle escape its own reincarnation cycle."
"Then how does it grow?"
"By itself, it's astounding, this Multi-Multiverse grew by its main pillar, named Undertale, and slowly extended its branches across the Omniverse, without actually merging with other universes, instead it only borrows or lends parts from it."
"So, it does reach into the Omniverse?"
"Yes, but somehow it's still in a state separated from every other universe."
"But I saw parts of this in other universes!"
"..."
"..."
"You mean like Sans?"
"Yeah, that skeleton, but not only him!"
"Well, it is its own cluster, the Underverse, overshadows everything outside of its own domain, so everything that happens outside of it is an exception, because most of the time when the Underverse does the crossover, they either turn a universe in its own version of Undertale, or someone manages to screw themselves over across the Omniverse."
"…"
"You know, just like Undertoad, DokiDokiTale, Overtime, TrainerTale, CraftTale..."
"Ok, ok, I get it, normally the Underverse just copies the thing and makes its own version, instead of individuals getting anywhere else."
"Either way, let's turn away, I don't think we will ever get to reincarnate something from here."
"But there is a soul…"
"Oh, there is a soul, that's a … surprise."
"Fate, why did you suddenly turn silent?"
"DESTINY THIS IS A SPECIAL SOUL! HOW, HOW LONG DID I WAIT FOR THIS, I CAN FINALLY GET PROMOTED AND GET A VACATION, I CAN FINALLY GET PROMOTED AND MARRY YOU!"
"Oh my! Fate, you are really excited about the prospect of marrying me, are you really that impatient to marry me?"
Fate blushed at Destiny's words.
"Yeah, I mean, we are basically the same thing already, so I wonder why we can't just do it already, but apparently my position wasn't high enough, but now I can finally be one with you!"
"Sheesh, after all this time you are still the same."
"What can I say to that."
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Meanwhile in another place:
"mAN dEstRoYing EntIRE uNiVErSes iS hARd WoRk, wHy am I hERe agAIN?"
"Because you like taking the trash out?"
"iNK! wHY aRe YOu heRE?"
"Don't know, I felt something unusual happen around here, turns out it was just you, so..."
"wWhAt?"
The color skeleton just silently placed a Mew Mew Kissy Cutie figurine on his head.
"IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!"
Resulting in the glitchy skeleton chasing the artsy skeleton. They both chased each other around for some time in the Underverse.
But luckily both of them overlooked the soul that was silently drifting away it.
