Omake 5: How to greet knights

Next day.

"I am feeling refreshed!" Artoria stretched her arms while walking in the Chaldea hallway.

"You were so 'hungry' that I had to fill you up." Einar raised a brow seductively making Artoria blush.

Both couples were beaming smiles and were their word when an orange-haired girl decided to interrupt.

"Chotto matte! (Wait a minute) Adultery is prohibited here and can't you two stop flirting with each other." Gudako was embarrassed to her core. On their way, Einar and Artoria didn't stop talking about their night for a second.

The sole master who has to save the world was going from puberty stage. It was hard for her to listen to their lovely dovely stories and 18+ on that note. She always had to face a hard time controlling manwhore and slut servants (Fergus and Medb).

This time though, Einar was only interested in Artoria but he was not embarrassed talking about their love nights.

"Hai…" Mash also agreed with her senpai although a curiosity could be seen on such a pure-hearted girl.

"But we are husband and wife." Einar massaged his back with an awkward smile while Artoria coughed with rosy cheeks.

"I know but refrain from doing it, please. We shouldn't be distracted." Gudako coughed and lectured the couple like a good master. Although she was the definition of laziness itself, she has to show who the boss (master) is sometimes.

"Ho?" Einar smirked and stopped.

Artoria and Mash knew what he was up to.

Gudako flinched as if she just provoked a high-class servant but before she could apologize, Einar wrapped his hand around her waist, pulled her close, and lifted her chin with another.

"What if I do with you? You know life is always at stake when you are saving humanity. Isn't fulfilling your acceptable desires, is part of your human self?" Einar smiled while being just an inch away from the sole master of humanity.

"I-I think… w-we could work on that one…" Gudako flushed and was having a hard time confessing her interest to the servant and then closed her eyes as to wait for Einar to take the initiative.

"Pff! Haha, relax I am just joking. I won't do sex with just anyone!" Einar laughed loudly while patting defeated Gudako.

"Really?" Mash asked.

"Really."

"Hmm then." Mash smiled and nodded as to set a new task besides serving her senpai as a servant and performing her duty as Chaldea's management worker.

"Noooo! My pure kohai…." Gudako dramatically hugged her kohai.

Soon they entered a room.

They saw several knights standing straight.

"Knights of the round table salute Einar Sirius, our most respected (fearful) and strongest knight!" All of them stated with synergy.

They are Merlin, who out of fear, was the one who gathered all knights.

Lancelot, the saber version, was among them. Berserker just committed suicide since it was best to die while being sane than being tortured inhuman way.

Gawain, who was swearing continuously, not dared to look in Einar's voice.

Tristan, whose squinted eyes could be seen open. He was the most relaxed one.

Bedivere who was flustered and picturing all embarrassing moments in his past life.

And finally, Mordred whose face was hidden with a devilish helmet. However, she could be seen trembling.

"Wow!" Gudako and Mash were awed when all knights showed their respect. They never really cared when other knights came to this organization but seeing them so synchronized like that sure surprised the master and servant duo.

Einar smiled and leaving Artoria behind, he walked towards his teacher.

"Good job gathering my friends. I will reward you later."

"No thanks. This is much I could do for my beloved disciple."

Merlin knew that the reward will be the loss of brotherhood.

Einar shrugged his shoulders and then moved towards Lancelot.

"Hello brother, how are you doing?"

"I am doing great and happy to serve my master."

"Good."

Lancelot was an honest man but when Einar moved to the next knight, he took a deep breath. He knew that situation was still severe.

Einar then looked at Gawain and smirked.

"I didn't do anything wrong…!" Gawain choked and stated nervously.

"I never asked if you did anything. Let's hear your adventures after I greet others."

Gawain now just wanted to run away.

Einar then moved towards Bediwere and licked his lips.

An eerie sensation ran down to Bedivere's spike when he saw Einar after a long time.

"You are as charming as you used to be."

"T-thanks…"

Bedivere somehow appreciated the praise but it gave others suspicion that he was gay. He was really wanted to find a partner of the opposite sex or a question mark would be put on his sexual orientation.

Einar then moved towards Tristan.

"Things teacher can say in the classroom and the bedroom."

"….I give up."

"Fu*k, is this period still going?"

"Pff!"

All people snickered when they heard the answer to Einar's riddle Except Tristan.

"As expected of Sir Einar, the greatest master of cultural references."

Einar just chucked and then moved towards the last and final member of Knights of the Round Table, Mordred.

Moldered flinched when Einar stopped in front of her.

"Teach…" Mordred spoke.

Gudako and Mash then came to know what kind of relationship they share but Einar's next move put this answer into the question.

Einar lifted Mordred's helmet that revealed her rosy face and kissed her cheek softly.

"You still taste the same," Einar smirked and put her helmet down. Steam could be seen coming from the helmet.

"Haha, we should sit and have a heart-to-heart talk." Einar then laughed to lighten the mood. Other knights also sighed in relief and followed Einar's suggestion.

"Let me start, you know your knights are really capable in a fight, especially under Artoria-ch-san." Gudako was first to praise knights and they all nodded taking a huge pride.

"Really?"

"Yeah, after giving problem in 7th singularity, they became huge help." And Gudako exploded a bomb.

"No senpai/master!!!" All knights including Mash tried to stop Gudako but a storm is already on the door.

"Hold on, singularity? Explain in detail." Einar also became curious and locked the door from inside to not let anyone escape.

Gudako gulped and nodded and then explained.

They knew their doom is already written and about to be executed but Einar's response washed their worries.

"Hehe, it was not their fault so I don't think they should be needed to hold responsible."

"Exactly!" All knights agreed.

"But the truth is that they created the problem so it is natural to punish them right?"

"Noo!"

Einar then excused Gudako and Mash to wait outside of the room for a while.

"Wait, what are you going to do with them?" Gudako asked in worry.

"Don't worry they just need to learn some cultural manners."

And with this, Einar closed and laughed just like Tom trapped Jerry in a close room.

It was the time for Chaldea to witness the greatest demise of knights of the round table and the reason why they feared Einar Sirius du lac.