What are You?
The Lich looks at me and says "Becoming a God should be more difficult then simply researching the arcane art of death or curse."
I simply respond with "Each person who becomes a god has their own way. Each and every path is different except for those born gods also if you do the exact same path as someone else you won't become a god at max you will be a demigod. Now shoo I need to accept another shopper."
Outside the shop at the frozen wasteland planet Okilo a giant snowstorm is brewing with a frost wraith waiting outside a glowing door which was outlined by Lazerarus. Then steps out Lazerarus the Lich with a small card in his hands as a portal behind him collapses. A Frost Wraith made from a soul frozen at absolute zero (absolute zero affects the soul) comes up to him saying "My lord what is beyond that door and why is there a staff emanating miasma in your hand."
"My first creation Rosmera please do not walk beyond the door for there is a being beyond our power there who could kill us without moving a single atom and also has your temperature increased if so we may have to go to the frigid geyser to cure you if that for you cannot live at higher temperatures currently but I will cure you" (my love) He says hiding his warm heart behind his cold old bones.
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"Hullo there slime customer wait why is your species called miciquis. I am the a god. You look like a normal slime well whatever just pick something that will help you. I know you can understand because unintelligent species can't enter so what you gonna grab? where are you from? How's your day going? are you omniscient? Do you have an alignment? Are you made of mana?" He spat out rapidly in less then a second causing the little miciquis to burst apart which quickly gathered again far away from our little store owner.
The miciquis frightened whispered "I am Ghienp and I come from a place that doesn't have a magical energy in the air called mana. My species are usually quite kind and love to hide among other intelligent life forms so that we can help them. My day is going well and i come from the only planet in my solar system. What does omniscient mean?"
"Omniscient is the process of being able to see all which I was unable to do except I restricted myself yes it's a paradox which becomes a paradox due to its paradoxical nature. Oh if you want to be able to do a perfect transformation take item 1,262,891,666 on row 15 collum 12,435 or I could teleport it out for you to see and tell you it's capabilities."
" No thank you sir just let me have your recommendation and I will be on my way home for I just want to be able to be among the Human kind for I have seen their kindness."
"Oh you haven't seen their evil yet within your world but naivety won't stick to you for long so here." The magical being pulls out a vial and tosses at me it bursts covering me and I feel extreme pain as it integrates into me allowing me to perfectly mimic creatures down to the cells(Not atoms).
"What are you" I ask knowing he said he was a god but what God would give away power when they all hoard it to themselves of what I have seen.
"I am the god Of Implausibility which includes paradoxes. I make what cannot happen happen easily also your time here is almost up so I will give you one free question little one."
"Are there worlds without humans?"
"Many worlds are without humans see here." He brings a star out of the ground showing a whole universe within and shows me the population of each lifeform saying "Humans however powerful they are cannot survive without a specific percentage of many things resulting in less humans in every universe or dimension."