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Bloody hell I made a lot of gammer mistakes so I took the liberty just fix it

They are so much better than the new ones. said alex

ya but anakin is a monster for killing those poor brainwashing children. said Xander

ya and how fucking weak is jabba the hutt, Leia killed him by a chain, shit I could kill him said jack

dont be cocky, you first have to get pass the bodyguard also after you kill him, do you think the other hutts will let you live after killing one of their own. said Xander

true,but the jedi were blind and they let a sith control their own downfall said alex

plus the Senate was corrupt, it will be nice if it was an empire but less shit to it citizen. said jack

true said the other two in unison

but what side will you guy chose said jack

well I like the dark side you can have so many cool ability said Alex

I like the light side you can do much with the light side but I refuse to be in the blinded jedi order, I would probably build my own if I could. said Xander

mmm interesting, well I would chose to be the balance between the dark and the light sides of the force said jack

well we have our very own chosen one said Xander

we have our very own anakin Skywalker, said alex

dont put me in to that monster class I would have taken those younglings and train them said jack

why said alex

well, you can never have enough power under you mhahahah said jack

ok, but you will die eventually said Xander

ya, that is the bummer,but if I can get

immortal, I can be the immortal emperor of my immortal empire. said jack

Ok dont go crazy on me dude, but nothing is immortal said alex

ya, it will either crupple, civil war, to much corruption and no person can be immortal, they will die from age, illness, or just be kill said Xander

ya, that is the ignoring part.said jack

Well what if we could wish for it,what will you do said alex

well I will wish to be immortal and start 4000bby in the unknow region and start the empire,of course I will have pure sith and Yoda species, because of course, it term of BALANCE, said jack

hahaha other two die after hearing him say that word

dude you make shit that always one side said alex

ya, do you remember that snowball fight

, dude you made literally a snowball minigun and put ice in the snowball, said Xander

also put a few kids in the hospital said alex

well, um I plea the 5th (the 5th is the 5th amendment to the United states of America constitution, if want to know about it look it up) said jack

dude we are not in court said Xander

are you sure, are you wearing a wire said jack jokingly

yes, FBI open said alex

that just made all of us die of laughter

Than we all heard

honk honk

then black