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Chapter 23 Alibaba Penguin Zhongtong STO

[Ding!]

[The host's trick on the innocent little girl was successful and she received the reward: Ginseng Fruit × 1.]

Shall I wipe it?

Is there any reward for this?

Sun Xiaokong also became happy when he heard the improvement of the system.

However, Sun Xiaokong felt that this was true love and would never admit that it was a trick.

In the Water Curtain Cave, Guanyin transformed into a cute little female monkey named: Little Sister Monkey.

The big watery eyes are so cute!

Guanyin felt that if she looked like this this time, she would not be promoted to the position of the Monkey King!

Returning to the Water Curtain Cave from the outside, Sun Xiaokong noticed the monkey girl transformed by Guanyin at a glance.

For no reason, just because this cute little monkey successfully attracted Sun Xiaokong's attention.

You must know that Sun Xiaokong's ancient supreme body has become physically stronger, his talents have become stronger, and his brain and intelligence have also become terrifying.

Even though Sun Xiaokong was a little face-blind and couldn't distinguish the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, that was just talk. Sun Xiaokong now had an absolute photographic memory.

And Guanyin turned into this little monkey girl, who looked so cute, Sun Xiaokong was sure who was the spy monkey who arranged this.

Although he looks innocent and cute, he is still a spy monkey.

"Wow!"

"Whose baby monkey is this? It's so cute!"

Sun Xiaokong pretended to be surprised and stepped forward, pinched Hou Xiaomei's face and said.

Damn it!

Guanyin almost couldn't help but turned her face and slapped Sun Xiaokong to death...

What's my rank?

What's my level?

Who dares not to give me face in heaven and on earth? Who dares to... pinch my face...

Before Guanyin's anger subsided, Sun Xiaokong just said "baha...baha" a few times and kissed Little Sister Hou on the face.

He was still muttering: "This little monkey is so cute, I can't help but kiss you a few times...don't be angry!"

What? ? ?

Guanyin was immediately dumbfounded.

He was so angry that he started to tremble, and his heart was filled with rage: "This monkey..."

"This bully... dares to kiss himself... could it be that he wants to die?"

Sun Xiaokong secretly noticed that this little monkey was pinched on the face by him...kissed him, and his body was actually shaking with anger...

Oh my god!

Sun Xiaokong was speechless. With a mentality like yours, why are you still playing Infernal Affairs?

The monkeys didn't feel anything about Sun Xiaokong's behavior. Instead, they thought it was normal. They also thought the monkey girl was cute, and they all had the urge to go up and pinch each other's cheeks.

Damahou stepped forward and explained to Sun Xiaokong:

"Her name is Hou Xiaomei. She is also a monkey from Huaguo Mountain. She used to live in the back mountain."

"It snowed suddenly in the past few days. I thought it would be difficult for her to survive in the back mountains, so I brought her back."

Sun Xiaokong nodded, and didn't care how angry Little Sister Hou was. He said in a desperate manner: "Little Sister Monkey...what a good name!"

"The name and appearance match well. Don't be angry, little sister. Brother will grill fish for you later."

Sun Xiaokong's behavior was definitely seeking death.

Because in just one minute, Guanyin had the urge to beat Sun Xiaokong to death seven thousand eight hundred times.

They were all suppressed by Guanyin's efforts.

Guanyin's mentality really exploded. For a moment, Guanyin wanted to quit her job, and then beat the stone monkey for seven days and seven nights.

In the end, Guanyin still attaches great importance to the overall situation. Learning Buddhist scriptures is a major undertaking, and we cannot miss the big deal just because of this trivial matter.

Sun Xiaokong was holding a wooden stick next to him, piercing a fish and grilling it.

Then he asked the big horse monkey: "Then your name is big horse monkey?"

"Don't have a nice name?"

The big horse monkey was stunned when he heard Sun Xiaokong's words, and asked hurriedly: "Do you think the big horse monkey sounds bad?"

"Whatever name sounds good to you, I'll change it."

Forehead…

Sun Xiaokong looked embarrassed. Are you so hasty in changing your name?

"Yes, I also feel that Big Horse Monkey and Little Horse Monkey don't sound good. How about Stone Monkey help us come up with a name?" Little Horse Monkey also said not far away.

The monkeys listened and turned to look over, scratching their heads and wondering what name Sun Xiaokong would give.

"Are you two serious?" Sun Xiaokong asked, looking at the big horse monkey and the little horse monkey.

"Of course."

"Anyway, we don't think the name sounds good."

The two replied.

Bai Jingjing was not far away and suddenly said: "Hey, why don't you call..."

"Sun Dama?"

"Sun Xiaoma?"

Sun Xiaokong's expression was awkward. It was a bad name and had no artistic content at all.

"The one you just mentioned won't work. I'll seriously think of one for them."

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong dragged his chin and muttered: "Da Ma Monkey...Da Ma...Da Ma...Alibaba?"

"Hey...I thought of it."

Sun Xiaokong suddenly stood up and said seriously: "Da Mahou, your name will be Ali from now on."

"From now on, Pony Monkey, you will be called Penguin, a very grand name."

"Ali?"

"penguin?"

Not only the monkeys were a little confused, but also the big horse monkey and the little horse monkey were a little confused.

However, the two thought about it and felt that Ali and Penguin did sound better than Big Horse Monkey and Little Horse Monkey.

Besides, it was Sun Xiaokong who gave them the name.

"Well, everyone will call me Ali from now on."

"Yes, everyone will call me Penguin from now on."

Sun Xiaokong nodded seriously, has two generals, Ali and Penguin, so why not worry about the unification of the three realms!

"Then what do you think my name should be?"

"Yes, and me, they always call me Old Ape...Old Ape..."

Speaking of these two monkeys, they are two straight-backed apes.

Sun Xiaokong listened to the two monkeys asking him to name themselves, and for a moment he became playful and said: "You two, let's call them..."

"Zhongtong!"

"STO!"

Sun Xiaokong thought that if there was another monkey in the future, he would be called Yuantong. With the three links together and the two giants of the Internet, it would be awesome.

The two thong-armed apes were quite satisfied when they heard Sun Xiaokong's name.

After all, whether it is Alibaba Penguin or Zhongtong Shentong, they are much better than the big horse monkey... the old ape.

Guanyin on the side also suppressed the anger in her heart at this time. She swore that if Shihou dared to give herself such a messy name, she would definitely turn against him directly.

The worst case scenario is that the general manager of the learning project quits, and the Stone Monkey will be beaten for seven days and seven nights.

Fortunately, Sun Xiaokong had no interest in other monkeys and was too lazy to give them fancy names.

A night of silence.

Early the next morning, Sun Xiaokong ran all the way to the place where he met Ao Xiaomeng yesterday.

It is in a mountain forest where Huaguo Mountain meets the East China Sea.

At this time, the snow in Huaguo Mountain has fallen very thickly.

Seeing that Ao Xiaomeng didn't come, Sun Xiaokong hesitated for a moment, and then he got into the snow nest.

Based on Sun Xiaokong's many years of experience watching TV series, what he did yesterday was a standard film and television program routine.

Basically, in TV dramas, if the two male and female protagonists are in this situation, they will definitely have a bad relationship.

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