Chapter 61: You won't need your head anymore will you?

INT. PALPATINE'S QUARTERS - ANTEROOM - DAY

QUEEN AMIDALA is sitting listening to PALPATINE. EIRTAE and RABE stand behind the QUEEN; PADME and ANAKIN is nowhere to be seen. JAR JAR was waiting in an adjoining room along with R2-D2

They can see the Queen but cannot hear what is being said.

JAR JAR: Dissen all pitty odd to my.

R2: *beebs* (Don't look at me. I don't know what's going on)

JAR JAR: Mesa got no clue what yousa sayin'

R2: *beebs* (Good, I don't want you to you crazy Gungan)

JAR JAR: Mesa feels yousa being rude

CAPTAIN PANAKA enters, then goes into the room with QUEEN AMIDALA.

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INT. PALPATINE'S QUARTERS - LIVING AREA - DAY

PALPATINE is pacing as CAPTAIN PANAKA enters. EIRTAE and RABE stand to one side.

PALPATINE : ...the Republic is not what it once was. The Senate is full of greedy, squabbling delegates who are only looking out for themselves and their home sytems. There is no interest in the common good...no civility, only politics...its disgusting. I must be frank, Your Majesty, there is little chance the Senate will act on the invasion.

AMIDALA : Chancellor Valorum seems to think there is hope.

PALPATINE : If I may say so, Your Majesty, the Chancellor has little real power...he is mired down by baseless accusations of corruption. A manufactured scandal surrounds him. The bureaucrats are in charge now.

AMIDALA : What options do we have?

PALPATINE : Our best choice would be to push for the election of a stronger Supreme Chancellor. One who will take control of the bureaucrats, enforces the laws, and give us justice. You could call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum.

AMIDALA : He has been our strongest supporter. Is there any other way?

PALPATINE : Our only other choice would to be to submit a plea to the courts...

AMIDALA : There's no time for that. The courts take even longer to decide things than the Senate. Our people are dying, Senator...more and more each day. We must do something quickly to stop the Federation.

PALPATINE : To be realistic, Your Highness, I'd say we're going to have to accept Federation control for the time being.

AMIDALA : There is something I cannot do.

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INT. TEMPLE OF THE JEDI - COUNCIL CHAMBERS - DAY

A unique building with it tall spires stands out against the Coruscant skyline, this was the Jedi Temple that is home to over 10,000 Jedi of varying ranks and races

QUI-GON stands in a tall stately room. Twelve JEDI sit in a semi-circle. OBI-WAN stands behind QUI-GON in the center of the room.

The Senior Jedi is MACE WINDU. To his left is an alien Jedi named KI-ADI-MUNDI, and to his right, the Jedi Master, YODA.

QUI-GON : ...my only conclusion can be that it was a Sith Lord.

MACE WINDU : A Sith Lord?!?

KI-ADI : Impossible! The Sith have been extinct for a millenium.

YODA : The very Republic is threatened, if involved the Sith are.

MACE WINDU : I do not believe they could have returned without us knowing.

YODA : Hard to see, the dark side is. Discover who the two assassins are, we must.

KI-ADI : I sense he will reveal himself again, as for the Togruta associate, she wire Mandalorian armour. She could be a Mandalorian Merc who was in possession of a red lightsaber.

QUI-GON : I will go with my Padawan to Dutchess Satine to investigate this possibility.

MACE WINDU : This attack was with purpose, that is clear, and I agree the Queen is the target.

YODA : With this Naboo queen you must stay, Qui-Gon. Protect her. Even though she may have a skilled bodyguard, SKYWALKER is it, after her, two skilled assassins still are.

MACE WINDU : We will use all our resources here to unravel this mystery and discover the identity of your attacker... May the Force be with you.

YODA : May the Force be with you.

OBI-WAN turns to leave, but QUI-GON continues to face the Council.

YODA : (Cont'd) Master Qui-Gon more to say have you?

QUI-GON : With your permission, my Master. I have encountered a vergence in the Force.

YODA : A vergence, you say?

MACE WINDU : Located around a person?

QUI-GON : The Queen's bodyguard. He is able to use the Force. It is possible he was conceived by the midi-chlorians and concealed since birth from the Order.

MACE WINDU : You're referring to the prophesy of the one who will bring balance to the Force...you believe it's this him?

QUI-GON : I don't pressume...

YODA : But you do! Rrevealed your opinion is.

QUI-GON : ...I have received a Vision...by those who has asked me not to reveal her identity but has allowed me to inform you of her existence.

The JEDI all look to one another. They nod and turn back to OBI-WAN an QUI-GON.

YODA : This person...who might they be?

QUI-GON : Someone that has been my mentor in secret for some time now. They are powerful in the ways of the Force. So powerful that they could destroy the entire Galaxy if they had wanted to. They have given me a Vision of SKYWALKER, he IS the Chosen One.

YODA : Hmm...the Gods of Mortis are they?

The other members including OBI-WAN were all puzzled by YODA's words as none of them have ever heard of the "Gods of Mortis".

QUI-GON was unfazed by this as he was well aware if their existence as THE WHILLS had already told him of THE ONES and he was well aware that YODA knew of them from his great age.

YODA learnt of the existence of the FORCE GODS OF MORTIS from the records written by Jedi Master XANDER a millenium ago when he himself encountered THE ONES.

QUI-GON : No, someone else. I apologise but I will say no more on this individual. I have already said enough.

MACE WINDU : What do you wish to do about this matter Master YODA. You are the only one here with knowledge on this matter.

YODA : Hmmm, QUI-GON...with SKYWALKER, whatever you wish to do, the Council will not interfere.

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<ADRIAN: This is a little unexpected. I was sure QUI-GON would never reveal THE WHILLS existence to anyone.>

<AVA: This is your fault after all. You messed with the timeline and prevented ANAKIN from getting his blood tested, among other things.>

<ADRIAN: Says the girl who is literally the FORCE incarnate.>

<AVA: Who's fault is that?>

<ADRIAN: Yours...You were the one that had the ROB give me your wish to grant unknowingly on your behalf.>

<AVA: Shut up! When can we Fuck each other!>

<ADRIAN: *choking sounds* The Hell?! That came out of nowhere! Later...also you should watch, today and tomorrow is where shit gets good.>

<AVA: What did you do?...>

<ADRIAN: Nothing you should care about...yet...let's continue watching...>

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EXT. CORUSCANT - GALACTIC SENATE BUILDING - DAY (FX)

A large, distinctive looking domed building stands out amid the cityscape of Coruscant.

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INT. MAIN ROTUNDA - GALACTIC SENATE - DAY

(A/n In the script info it says thousands but there is actually tens of thousands of SENATORS that I can roughly calculate from the number of seats in THE SENATE and via creating a 3D replica of dots and a dome to determine this value. Official sources say that only about 250 and 2,500 have an actual position of authority and as an Senator, the other thousands are additional bodies or guests of important noble standing and rank on their repspective homeworlds/organisation which permits them to have a presence at THE SENATE. Be it as a Govoner, Admiral, Captain, Commander, Noble, Company/Organisation member like Trade Federation, or Royalty like PADME or SATINE. This took 16 hours to find out info and make 3d replica, give me power stones!!!!)

The Senate chambers are huge. Thousands of SENATORS and their AIDES sit in the circular assembly area.

CHANCELLOR VALORUM sits in an elevated area in the center. Hundreds of AIDES and DROIDS hurry about.

SENATOR PALPATINE, QUEEN AMIDALA, EIRTA, RABE, ANAKIN and CAPTAIN PANAKA sit in the Naboo congressional box, which is actually a floating platform. PALPATINE leans over to the QUEEN.

PALPATINE : If the Federation moves to defer the motion...Your Majesty, I beg of you to ask for a resolution to end this congressional session.

AMIDALA : I wish I had your confidence in this, Senator.

PALPATINE : You must force a new election for Supreme Chancellor...I promise you there are many who will support us...it is our best chance... Your Majesty, our only, chance.

AMIDALA : You truely believe Chancellor Valorum will not bring our motion to a vote?

PALAPATINE : He is distracted...he is afraid. He will be of no help.

Their conversation is brought to an end as the Chancellor spoke directly to the Queen.

VALORUM : The Chair recognizes the Senator from the sovereign system of Naboo.

The Naboo congressional box floats into the center.

PALPATINE : Supreme Chancellor, delegates of the Senate. A tragedy has occured on our peaceful system of Naboo. We have become caugt in a dispute you're all well aware of, which began right here with the taxation of trade routes, and has now engulfed our entire planet in the oppresion of the Trade Federation.

A second box rushes into the center of the Senate. It is filled with Federation trade barons led by LOTT DOD, the Senator for the Federation.

LOTT DOD : This is outrageous! I object to the Senator's statements!

VALORUM : The Chair does not recognize the Senator from the Trade Federation at this time. Please return to your station.

LOTT DOD reluctantly moves back to his place.

PALPATINE : To state our allegations, I present Queen Amidala, the recently elected ruler of Naboo, to speak on our behalf.

QUEEN AMIDALA stands and addresses the assembly. There is some applause.

AMIDALA : Honorable representatives of the Republic, distinguished delegates, and Your Honor Supreme Chancellor Valorum, I come to you under the gravest of circumstances. The Naboo system has been invaded by force. Invaded...against all the laws of the Republic by the Droid Armies of the Trade...

LOTT DOD : I object! There is no proof. This is incredible. We recommend a commision be sent to Naboo to assertain the truth.

VALORUM : Overruled.

LOTT DOD : Your Honor, you cannot allow us to be condemned without reasonable observation. It's against all the rules of procedure.

A third box representing Malastare moves into the center of the room. AKS MOE, the Ambassador, addresses the convention.

AKS MOE : The Congress of Malastare concurs with the honorable delegate from the Trade Federation. A commision must be appointed...that is the law.

(A/n The Dugs and Zillo Beast are from Malastare, they have mines that harvest many valuable deposits of fuels needed to refuel Hyperspace engines. They care only for equal cooperation and benefits, the Dooku tried to invade Malastare in the Clone Wars with the Droid Army but the whole Zillo Beast arc occurred as a result since the Dugs knew they would be treated like slaves if the Dooku took control of Malastare. Malastare at this momentin the timeline is not doing so good and the Malastarepod races are their only sourceof income, that is why they are allies of Trade Federation and are trying to help them out here.)

VALORUM : The point...

VALORUM confers with several of his AIDES and VICE CHAIRMAN MAS AMEDDA. PALPATINE whispers something to the QUEEN.

PALPATINE : Enter the bureaucrats, the true rulers of the Republic, and on the payroll of the Trade Federation, I might add. This is where Chancellor Valorum's strength will dissapear.

VALORUM : The point is conceded... Section 523A take precedence here. Queen Amidala of the Naboo, will you defer your motion to allow a commission to explore the validity of your accusations?

QUEEN AMIDALA is angry but remains composed.

AMIDALA : (angrily) I will not defer...I have come before you to resolve this attack on our sovereignty now. I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee. If this body is not capable of action, I suggest new leadership is needed. I move for a "vote of no confidence"...in Chancellor Valorum's leadership.

VALORUM : What?...No!

This causes a great stir in the assembly. A loud mumur cresendos into a roar of approval and jeers.

CHANCELLOR VALORUM is stunned and stands speechless. His Vice Chair, MAS AMEDDA, takes over.

MAS AMEDDA : Order! We shall have order...

(A/n MAS AMEDDA knows PALPATINE is DARTH SIDIOUS and is his loyal follower. The bold white girl, SLY MOORE, has Telepathic mind control powers as her race's inborn traits. They serve PALPATINE to manipulate the Senate and the Chancellor until and even after order 66. SLY MOORE is the chick PALPATINE had s.e.x. with.)

Things settledown a little. The Federation box settles next to AMIDALA. PRINCE BAIL ORGANA moves his box into the arena.

BAIL ORGANA : Alderaan seconds the motion for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum.

(A/n This is Cut from the movie)

MAS AMEDDA : The motion has been seconded by Bail Organa of Alderaan.

MAS AMEDDA turns to the confused VALORUM, and whispers something to him.

BAIL ORGANA : There must be no delays. The motion is on the floor and must be voted upon in this session.

LOTT DOD : The Trade Federation moves the motion be sent to the procedures committee for study.

The assembly begins to chant. VALORUM talks to MAS AMEDDA.

ASSEMBLY : Vote now! Vote now! Vote now!

PALPATINE stands next to AMIDALA.

PALPATINE : You see, Your Majaesty, the tide is with us...Valorum will be voted out, I assure you, and they will elect in a new Chancellor, a strong Chancellor, one who will not let our tragedy continue...

MAS AMEDDA : Thew Supreme Chancellor requests a recess. Tomorrow we will begin the vote.

The Federation delegation is furious. VALORUM turns to PALPATINE.

VALORUM : Palpatine, I thought you were my ally...my friend. You have betrayed me! How could you do this?

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INT. ICARUS - ADRIAN AND AVA'S BEDROOM - VIEWING THE GALACTIC SENATE'S VOTING FOR A NEW CHANCELLOR CANDIDATE - MIDDAY

AVA: What have you done?! I know you did something! You only make that grin when you're up to no good!

ADRIAN: Hey hey! Ca  you put the Lightsaber away before you hurt me!

AVA: Hurt you?! I'll kill you myself if you did something?!

ADRIAN: You can try but nothing in the physical world can killme now. I'll just regenerate from it like Deadpool, actually my regeneration is infinity better than his regeneration.

AVA: So you can't die? Like how I regenerated?

ADRIAN: Not exactly. You and the Force Gods are Immortal both physically and spiritually. The Blade of Mortis can only kill Immortal beings physical body. When The Ones died in the Mortis arc of the TV show, they still survived. Just their physical bodies were permanently destroyed, but they still exist as aspectual and spiritual beings within the Force. I however can't. I am Immortal physically but if my soul or spirit is destroyed then I will die for good.

AVA: Tha-

ADRIAN: Shut up! It's happening! Watch!

The two of them turned around to watch as the members of THE SENATE casted their votes.

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After some time the votes had final finished and MAS AMEDDA announced the votes.

MAS AMEDDA: Quiet! The Votes have been casted! The candidates to be nominated for the position of Chancellor are...Bail Antilles of Alderaan...Ainlee Teem of Malastare...Sheev Palpatine of Naboo and......Queen Amidala of Naboo!

""""""WHAT?!?!""""""

All throughout the Galaxy they all screamed and shouted in shock at the last name mentioned.

No one was spared from this shock.

CAD BANE: Great...a kid's going to rule the Galaxy...

MAZ KANATA: I'm getting too old for this shit!

JACK STONE: THIS ISN'T APART OF THE PLOT!!!

JINX: *sigh* What has Hawke done now...

JASON SMOKE: What Da Fuq is dis!!!!!

KAL NERAL: Holy Shit! The Republic must be batshit insane!

MASTER FAY: Things are getting very interesting. I hope it's for the better though, the young Queen seems like a good enough candidate.

DARTH PALAGIES: WHAT!!! A MILLENIUM OF PLANNING AND A NAIVE CHILD WOULD RUIN ALL OF IT OVER HER BELIEFS!!! I'LL KILL HER MYSELF IF I HAVE TOO!!! SIDIOUS HAD BETTER SALVAGE THIS SITUATION OR I'LL HAVE TO FIND A NEW APPRENTICE TO REPLACE THAT FOOL FOR RUINING THE GREAT SITH PLAN!

WILHUFF TARKIN: *sigh* The Senate are a bunch of fools for selecting a girl to be Chancellor.

DUTCHESS SATINE KRYZE: I hope my vote can assist you so you can help your people like I try for mine.

BO-KATAN KRYZE: Satine probably voted for her. What a foolish sister I have.

PRIME MINISTER ALMEC: What am i going to do now! Luck is still with me! It won't go through! Her votes will be cancelled in no time at all!

PRE VIZSLA: Damn those Republic fools! They'll ruin my plans!

JANGO FETT: Fucking fantastic!

BOSSK: *aggressive lizard growling*

NUTE GUNRAY: OH NO! WE'RE DOOMED! THIS DEAL WITH LORD SIDIOUS HAS BEEN A GRAVE MISTAKE!

LOTT DODD: IMPOSSIBLE! THIS CANNOT BE!

KING ALARIC:

DARTH MAUL: This was unexpected.

CHEWBACCA: *Wookie noises*

HONDO OHNAKA: Ohhhh, no no no no no, this is going to be very bad for business, oi! Someone get me a drink! And place a Bounty on the Queen of Naboo!

ONACONDA FARR: Good luck Padmé, you'll need it once you're Chancellor. I'm so happy for you.

CHAM SYNDULLA: Ahhh, a child is being chosen to succeed as Chancellor, the Republic is doomed. It's a good thing father had Ryloth join the Cerberus Alliance.

All of their reactions were completely natural and to be expected of them.

A certain law of the galactic Senate is that no one of Royalty can become a eligible of becoming a Chancellor.

This is to prevent issues of favoritism from the ruler of a planet and the Senate itself.

King Alaric is one such example having been widely respected by many solar systems and even Yoda of the Jedi Order.

But even he wasn't allowed to become a Chancellor.

Only a fully committed Senator can become a Chancellor.

To become one, the person on question must reign and give up their sovereignty to another and must serve either a couple months to a couple of years term in order to become a full legal Senator that can have the right to be voted for Chancellorship.

This was the reason for the Galaxy's reaction, especially a certain reincarnated girl at this moment.

AVA: What have you done?

Her voice was gentle but as cold as ice as she didn't turn to face Hawke, only continuing to watch the 3d hologram of an depiction of the events transpiring in THE SENATE.

ADRIAN: Well...I may or may not have been able to implement a new law...

AVA: Which is...

ADRIAN: It is quite lengthy but the abridged version of it states that anyone that has served for two terms as a Senator in THE SENATE is permitted to become a Chancellor should an emergency arise. Another Law states that should a emergency of a long series of potential variables occur, then Emergency Powers can be given to the current ruling body within THE SENATE. Since Chancellor Valorum is no longer in power, the ruling body at this moment is THE SENATE itself and the JEDI HIGH COUNCIL. This means that my Law can be enacted allowing for Padmé to remain as Queen of Naboo permanently as well as remain as Chancellor. Also....the current votes are 1200 for the Queen of Naboo, 2nd is Palpatine with at least 886 from what Intel I can gather that have been bribed or are his allies and future CIS members. It can be more but the votes haven't come through yet and only the initial candidate choices have been voted for at present. The actual votes will happen shortly and 1200 of them are mine, so she automatically will win as soon as the votes begin.

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There was a deafening silence from the two before AVA'S quiet voice had broken it.

AVA: You said you are Immortal...and no matter what physical damage you receive to your body you can't die...right?

ADRIAN: ...yesss...I even tested it to be sure...I had blown my head with a grenade a while ago...

AVA: So what exactly does that extend to...

ADRIAN: As long as a piece of my soul remains I can't die, even If I was reduced to a drop of blood I wouldn't die...

*Lightsaber ignites*

AVA: Then...

*slash*

AVA: You won't need your head anymore will you?

ADRIAN'S dead corpse fell to the ground as his head rolled clean off his neck.

The head in question had blinked a few times before speaking.

ADRIAN: Ow, that still stings. Never knew you would be that pissed by what I did...

After some seconds had passed a spine emerged from the base of his head and his body quickly regenerated, first his torso, then both his arms and the legs followed after that with his rail being last.

He stood up and AVA'S tomato face was seen looking down at his mighty "Dragon" as he was fully naked.

ADRIAN: "Oh ho, so that's why you decapitated me, you should have just asked.

AVA: You literally denied it when i asked you just yesterday!"

Like that, a mad succubus lept on him with a speed that no mortal could keep track.

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I decided to give an extra chapter cause why not...

next Chap in 2 or 3 days everything from now on as my new schedule