Preface - Bro

Lyad City, 30th October, 10:45 p. m

It was snowing like 48 km/h and Samantha was just lazying in her igloo while scrolling some random posts on Instashish, when she saw a profile called @josiah.official . She found that profile quite interesting because the guy on the pictures looked particularly handsome (and a bit egocentric too). Samantha started writing to him, hoping to get an answer back and to meet that guy one day

@sexonthebeach_bysami is typing...

-hi there

-hello

-haloha

-meow

-heyyy

-hiii

-what a handsome guy

-oh yeah

-your ass is just amazing

-how i want to fuck with u

-i do

-oh yes i do

-hey

-bro

-are u here?

-??

-c'mon

-bro

-r

-u

-here

-??

-bro

-c'mon

-bro

-bro

-y

-don't

-u

-an

-swer

-2

-me

-fucking

-shish

-??

-bro

-bro

-b

-serious

-c'mon u r 2 sexy to ignore me

-bro

-please

-shish

-shit

-a

-n

-s

-w

-e

-r

-!!!

-bro

-bro

...

@josiah.official got 400 new messages by @sexonthebeach_bysami .

@josiah.official is thinking while typing ...

-hello. (Oh no a new potential stalker... I hope that if I will answer quickly to her she will stop soon)

Samantha: hellewh!

-u finally answered

-brotha

-how sexy u r

-hey

-bro

-r u here

-or not

-??

Josiah: yes. (What an annoying stalker)

Samantha: yeah bro!

-where do u live?

Josiah: I live in Dylir. (Will she stop it now?)

Samantha: cool bro

-that's so close to where I live

Josiah: alright. (Oh no...)

Samantha: hey

Josiah: yeah? (What does she want from me now)

Samantha: bro

Josiah: what's up?

Samantha: r u free tomorrow?

Josiah: **smashing his face on the phone** biod8ts

-no.

Samantha: oh... what about the day after tomorrow?

Josiah: no.

Samantha: and two days after tomorrow?

Josiah: no.

502 messages later

Samantha: what if we met 253 days after tomorrow?

Josiah: maybe. (Poor me)

Samantha: YEAH!!

-I can't wait I can't wait I can't waiiiit

Josiah: I can't wait either (for my death)

Samantha: hey

Josiah: yes?

Samantha: hey Josiah!

Josiah: what do you want now? (Come on I'm tired)

Samantha: do you know the Ramones?

Josiah: no. (And I don't care)

Samantha: oh, that's a pity

Josiah: why? Don't you accept anyone in your life that doesn't know the Ramones? (That would be amazing!)

Samantha: oh nono that is not a problem at all ... but they just left a magic cd somewhere into the universes, I want to look for it!

Josiah: wow... (a 5 years old may believe this)

Samantha: hey, it's all true: click the link below

-https:/shish.orgh@ramones_24h

@josiah.official clicked on the link

MUSIC'S MAGIC HAS REACHED THE SPACE

Are you an explorer? An adventurer? Just someone who has nothing to do in his or her life? Well if it is so you are definitely in the right place!

We don't care if you are black or white, tall or small, male or female, old or young, rich or poor: this offer is for everybody and naturally FREE!

Who will reach us first will get a magic cd containing the greatest hits of the American punk band Ramones, and not only! As soon as the winners will come they will be able to make not one, not two but THREE WISHES with no limits!

What are you waiting for? You will find the first clue at coordinates 51°30′26″N 0°07′39″W

The journalist

G.

@josiah.official came back to the chat

Josiah: ...are you sure this source is reliable?

Samantha: sure

Josiah: definitely sure?

Samantha: just as much as I'm sure you're terribly handsome

Josiah: (well 3 wishes may be useful to me...) yeah... You know I really think you are a very attractive girl, your eyes are so ... magnetic, and I really find your personality so charismatic and interesting ... I say the truth (let's hope she's good looking at least)

Samantha: do you really think what you just wrote to me??

-♡♡♡

Josiah: of course I do

Samantha: omg he does he does HE DOES!!😍😍

Josiah: so when do we leave?

Samantha: let's go tomorrow!!

Josiah: sounds great!

Samantha: then c u soon bro!