251 A Dark Queen

I took the fastest shower known to man, wanting to get all of the sticky fluids off of me before meeting a potential ally.

Mind-blowing sex aside, I still needed to take down the Alliance and take over the universe. And in order to do that, I needed all of the different species on the outside to come over to my side.

I hit the rarely used 'dryer' button in my shower. A warm gust of air shot up from my feet, quickly drying off my skin and hair. Unfortunately, it was clearly designed for a species without hair like mine.

I stepped out of the shower enclosure and looked at myself in the mirror. My hair stood up straight and was so fuzzy it looked like I had stuck my finger in an electrical socket. Cringing at the look, I gathered it all up and twisted it first into a braid and then into a bun.

Looking critically at the results in the mirror, I nodded to myself. The hair-do was a lot thicker than normal, but the result was gorgeous, if I do say so myself.