Ch 5. Fast as Fu#%

/Teal's POV/

Dimension Hop, the main ability of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap or more widely known as D4C, enabled Funny Valentine in the original manga to escape or make unbelievable attacks reality. Exactly like what I am doing now. To use the ability you have to be between two infinitesimal things which enables you to enter a dimension between those two, like atoms, and appear out of anywhere.

The same thing could happen to anyone else who thought they wouldn't be able to leave that dimension, move or think. (I made it like this mainly because, even if D4C is an immensely physically strong stand, against <The World> he gets shit on. Tho not by much especially since Teal became a Spirit in Tensura he is equal to Star Platinum right now but time stop is annoying.)

The second I held Dio's hand I used the ability, and something unprecedented happened but very

welcomed..for me at least. My hand changed to a pale white, my forearm had the same experience, before Dio could call out his stand fully and stop time, we disappeared. Appearing in a dark expanse of space, Dio was looking at me startled and angry but couldn't move nor think, most likely because he wanted to have Snu Snu with Pucci....poor guy...anyway, not giving fate a chance to help this old vampire I punched forward.

Teal:BONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONI

BONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIBONIIIIIII!!!!!

I kept going at it for about 50 seconds. After all, can't be more safe than sorry, during my barrage I took the Stand Arrow quickly and began looking through different dimensions for a Dios who do not have <The World> or a stand of any kind. How can I do this, you may ask, I am THE STANDO, not the user. Jotaro didn't know his stand could stop time until he fought Dio and unlocked Time Stop until pushed to his limit.

{I AM THE STAND}, on top of that the last evolution of one of the strongest stands in the entire franchise. Finding Stand-less, Dio, or one without any supernatural abilities was easier than I thought. Getting ready to leave the dimension I punched him in a way that he propels directly to the parallel Dio. Rushing toward the half retarded vampire I sent a punch with my full might at him.

Teal:BONNNNNIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

His already disfigured body almost looked like a Road Roller went over it again. As soon as his body exits the dimension he smashes through the carriage door and healed almost instantly, as a spirit I could see life force, feel my environment even more so because 'I AM D4C' a dimension-hopping stand but god fucking dammint why does he have so much that he would have to Stand in the sun for hours, just to die.No less than a second later…..I heard the most annoying noise in my life, even more so than my wife's nagging....

Dio:WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY,

<Za Wurdo, Toki wo Tomare!!>

As soon as I heard <The World> I returned to my Dimension...but the worst news is the reaction from my Dio and this world's Dio, the expected results didn't happen…."He has fate on his side as well."...no explosion...I kept watching him, he began looking around the mansion furiously trying to find me, until he looked directly at a boy who stood in front of the mansion, the gentleman himself Jonathan Joestar.

The timeline I picked is one where Jonathon already has proper etiquette or is fit enough to act like a proper upperclassman of society. Today was supposed to be when this world's Dio, who is sitting in the destroyed carriage looking at his broken carriage dumbfounded beyond belief, I mean not every day a 100+-year-old vampire crashed into your carriage.

Dio(1)meaning the first one we met.)sprinted towards Jonathan getting ready to beat the shit outta him, after all, he hated him more than any other character in the whole franchise. His stand's fist came hurling at a Time Stopped Jonathan Joestar only for it too.....*Plop*.

Dio(1):REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Both his hands fell off, looking around panting arduously, he couldn't find me. I used<Made in Heaven>as soon as he stopped time. The Dimensions are infinite which means I can infinitely accelerate and not affect the Universe once I 'Didn't' leave the dimension.….well I missed my attack first of all...and I kinda...."I fucked up big time."

The Universe Reset seems imminent as well, in this dimension my speed most likely already reached a point for multiple Universe resets, even though it might seem like an instant for everyone but me. Time started accelerating as soon as I threw Dio out of my dimension. Dio moving in Time Stop gradually looked slower every few minutes or so…" Wait…time is slowing down..?!" since I threw Dio out of the dimension and since I attacked him, even his movements look like he stopped moving.

Getting out of the dimension directly cutting through Dio's(1) throat was my arm, I stood up straight in my STANDO form and looked up, high up in the sky, the sun and the moon….kept appearing and leaving, looking back at Dio's ashes were all that was left after some seconds….for everyone else at least. Both Jonathan and Dio(2) were looking the same from the beginning of Time Stop, both spouting a startled look.

I on the other hand stood there looking at everyone frozen in place…after all the speed I'm going at is enough to reset multiple

universes, which is why this is

happening. To me it seems as if time stopped completely, every being stood at a standing stop, the world itself stopped moving, in reality, because of the speed I am traveling at, everything happened in an instant for everyone.

I didn't stand around, I went on ahead scanning everything and everyone before the Universe reset and even visited other Universes that were affected by <Made in Heaven>.

Though it seemed my dimensional hop only works in the JJBA Universe right now, when I tried to head back to Tensura I had no luck, every time I thought about heading towards a big purple dragon I kept getting transported to different Jojo timelines from the Universe I resided in at that time…..as if I was trapped in here.

[Timeskip no Jutsu]

I sat down in a random house thinking about what I should do now. None of my abilities/skills work other than my Infinite Potential, which I used to the fullest learning everything I could, basically became a jack of all trades, a master of some(most tbh but he has nobody to compare to.),{Status} does not work either, I tried to use wishes but to no avail.

I also found out anything I touch,

would instantly accelerate in time, like when touching food, it began to decompose at a visible rate. Eventually, I was able to control it to eat food, even though I don't need any. Also, I gained the ability to swap between being a stand and my original appearance on earth.

(D4C[STANDO] and Pucci[HUMAN].)

I was in Naples, Italy doing some sightseeing for the Passione Gang, long story short I found them in about 18 or so universes didn't bother checking the timelines mainly because the Original Universe for JJBA is part 7, Giorno in a majority of them only had <Golden Wind Experience> not the Requiem tho, now that I think about it I haven't used the arrow huh.

As I walked down the Amalfi Coast, there was no breeze, the ocean still.....until it started to move…..looking at it closer, the waves were moving outward towards the ocean….. backward...I turn to my left, to see a man, floating mid-air golden hair fluttering, with his golden Stand behind him...finally my ticket out of here.

(His stats will be updated tomorrow, if you're wondering how this shit works, to put it in layman's terms he accelerated infinitely but the only things that were affected were the Universe to Low Multiverse on top of that because <D4C> protects its user from going astray using gravity so his speed increases drastically when you combine that with <Made in Heaven> Time Acceleration it's gay. Tho the main reason he is stucks because he unconsciously made gravity his bitch, since he is a stand...and he used a STANDO ability he would have no repercussions on top of that he is a Tensura spirit of Space and Time…..broken af also Veldanava hasn't created the system for skills yet. If your wondering why his boons other than Infinite potential are not working is mainly because <Made in Heaven>, he resets and creates infinitely, so infinite universes make multiverses, infinite multiverses makes megaverse….so on so forth so basically…..he's creating Omniverses over and over with random characters….spoiler.)