32 Chapter 32

[Third Person's PoV]

Futarou noticed Raiha walking out of school while happily chatting with her friends. After surveying the area and ensuring there were no individuals with bad intentions around, Futarou nodded to himself.

With a mischievous smirk, Futarou turned towards Erza and made a shushing motion. He snuck up behind Raiha as she waved goodbye to her friends, then picked her up from behind while lowering his voice in a deep manner.

"You're mine now, little girl!"

"Ahhhhh! Release me, you bastard! Let go! My Onii-chan is super strong, you hear me! He'll beat you up if you don't release me!" Raiha yelled, attempting to wiggle herself out of Futarou's grasp with her eyes closed.

Futarou couldn't help but burst into laughter, causing Raiha to stop struggling and look behind her to see who was holding her.

Upon realizing it was her brother, Raiha crossed her arms and started pouting, "Onii-chan, you meanie! Why did you have to scare me like that!"

"Hahaha! Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help myself. Here, I hope this at least makes you feel better," Futarou said, transforming his spear into a pillow and placing Raiha on top of it.

Raiha sat cross-legged on top of Chastiefol, still pouting with her arms crossed and turning her head away.

Futarou just smiled and shook his head, "Now, now, come on and meet my friend, Erza. Erza, meet my little sister, Raiha."

"You have friends!" Raiha asked in pure childlike wonder.

Raiha shook Erza's hand and leaned in close to her ear, whispering, "He's not forcing you to be friends with him, is he?" while casting a suspicious glance at Futarou.

Erza chuckled, "No, he's not forcing me. Futarou and I are good friends."

"Are you sure? He's not like blackmailing you with something, cause if he is I'll beat him up for you. You are wayyy too beautiful be hanging with someone as lame as my brother" Raiha asked.

Erza just smiled at her and thanked her for the compliment.

"I'm right here you know" Futarou said with a deadpan expression, "And why are you surprised I made friends, don't I have Puck, Orion, Tohru, and Paimon with me?" Futarou asked rolling his eyes.

Raiha shrugged her shoulder, "I just assumed they were forced to be with you"

The others then started chuckling while Futarou looked at them with a 'Seriously' look.

Futarou then turned towards Erza, "Why don't you come over for Lunch, I'll cook something nice for us,"

"Wouldn't it be too much of a bother?" Erza asked to which Futarou just shook his head,

"None at all"

Meanwhile Raiha just looked at Futarou with disgust, 'Who's this imposter and what happened to my socially awkward brother?'

Futarou and the other returned home carrying groceries bags as they made a few stops along the way before arriving home.

"Sorry for the small space," Futarou said almost embarrassed knowing the house they lived in was too small compared to what Erza is used to.

To which Erza just smiled and shook her head, telling him to not worry about it and that she doesn't mind in the slightly.

Futarou immediately went straight to the kitchen, from Soma's memories Futarou decided to prepare a simple Chaliapin Steak Donburi, the dish he prepared for for his first Shokugeki against Ikumi Mito.

From out of nowhere, Futarou grabbed a bandana and tied it around his head and immediately started cooking, his figure blurred around the kitchen as he prepared everything.

With a swipe of a knife, the onions were cut into beautiful pieces, his figure continued to blur in the kitchen as a wonderful smell started permeating through the air.

Raiha who had a good view of the kitchen started spinning her head around, "I'm so dizzy, I can't keep with Onii-chan he's moving too fast"

Erza just chuckled, "It smells lovely" she said in anticipation.

After a few minutes of more fast movement Futarou appeared with some plates levitating to his side and some with on his hands as he began serving everyone, spirits included.

"Bon apatite" Futarou smiled.

Futarou even summoned Paimon from her metal vessel, even though she doesn't need to eat that doesn't mean she can't appreciate good food.

"itadakimasu" they all clapped their hands together and soon they all took a bite at the same time,

"AHHH~~" They all let out a moan except for Raiha of course as she lead out a loud, "MmHmm!" appreciating the taste

"So good!~" They all then started squirming at how could the food tasted getting a foodgasm.

Hearing and seeing Tohru, Erza, and Paimon squirming and moaning Futarou put his hands together and started praying with tears in his eyes.

'I want to thank you lady luck for this gracious gift you have bestowed upon me, this, this just might be the greatest gift I have received from the Gacha, and it couldn't have been possible without you'

"More please!" They all called out with their bowls raised, Erza was blushing looking down as she raised her bowl as well feeling embarrassed.

Futarou just smiled and refilled all their bowls, 'Luckily I made a whole bunch since I knew this was going to happen'

As they ate Futarou and Erza talked about their exams and how it went since Raiha was curious, Futarou of course left the part of his interaction with Kai out.

After they were finished, Futarou was able to quickly finish cleaning the dishes thanks to Orions help.

*Ding*

They all heard the sound of the oven, after a few minutes Futarou walked out with desert. Erza had stars in her eyes when she saw what it was.

It was a strawberry shortcake, 'The way towards a woman heart is through her stomach as they say' Futarou thought with a grin seeing Erza's excited expression.

As soon as Erza took a bite of her portion, tears flowed from her eyes. "This… *sniff* This just might be humanity's greatest invention of all time… Futarou, come and work as a head chef for my family. I'll pay you millions of yen just to taste your cooking every day," Erza said between mouthfuls of cake.

"You can always marry him if you want to eat his cooking every day," Raiha teased.

Futarou inwardly gave Raiha a thumbs up, thinking, 'That's my little sis!'

"What!" Tohru shouted before looking at Erza competitively and growling.

Futarou smiled and shook his head, patting Tohru's head to calm her down, causing her to smile contently as she looked at Erza with a smug expression while her tail wagged back and forth.

After chatting and having conversations between themselves, Erza stood up and bowed her head with a soft smile. "Thank you for your hospitality, but I believe I have overstayed my welcome."

"Not at all," Futarou said with a smile, shaking his head.

It was Erza's turn to shake her head. "I must be getting home now."

Futarou nodded. "I'll walk you home," he said with a smile.

Futarou made the others stay to protect Raiha as he walked Erza home. Along the way, he noticed her occasionally glancing at the spear on his back.

"Interested?" he teased.

Erza nodded. "I haven't seen a weapon that has ever turned into a pillow before."

"Want to give it a try?" Futarou asked with a smile. Before Erza had a chance to reply, Chastiefol turned into a pillow and swept Erza off her feet, making her sit on it.

"Woah!" Erza exclaimed as she started rotating around Chastiefol, which Futarou controlled to fly around him slowly.

"So soft," Erza muttered, feeling the texture of the pillow.

*Ding*

[10,000 exp]

Futarou saw the notification and smiled contently, ignoring it to spend more time chatting with Erza as they soon arrived near her estate.

After their goodbyes and pleasantries, Futarou started walking back home.

Futarou stared at the floating Chastiefol, more specifically the spot where Erza was sitting.

Futarou drop down to all fours and started shedding some tears, "I'm such a fucking degenerate, what the fuck is wrong with me" he chastise himself.

Futarou shook his head and walked home slowly enjoying the late evening.

As he arrived home he saw his dad, isanari, sitting on the sofa watching the news with Raiha and his other spirits and a plate of leftovers Futarou left behind for him.

"Breaking News, A rank Hunter Kai Mizuho, guild leader of the BlueTide guild, was found dead in holding cell, security cameras show Kai asking for a piece of paper and pen. After not hearing back from him a couple minutes later, they checked on him to find him hanging from the ceiling using sheets from his holding cells as rope and a suicide note on the empty mattress."

His spirits all slowly turned their heads to looked at Futarou with their mouths agape.

While Futarou just smiled with his eyes closed, 'He shouldn't have gone after my sister' he mouthed to them.

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