Chapter 5 What is Holy Grail, why do you need it?

okay no one demand anything, so Enkidu will be a genderless, and I have a joke in it when in FGO arc

and 1800+ word count (๑و•̀ω•́)و

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"I ask of you. are you my master?" The blond hair one ask me.

"Lancer Servant, Enkidu. I have started up at your call. I wish that you use me as merciless as you see fit, master." The green hair one said to me.

as for me?

"What is this? another cosplayer? I mean one look like a knight and king, while the other one give you a sense of calmness. I believe this all just my dream." I said while looking at the uhh

"What should I call you guy? I mean I can't call you servant, but I believe the Green hair one is Enkidu, am I right? or am I right?" I ask them.

"So you indeed are my master, please call me Saber" the blond hair one that now Saber said to me

the green hair one just nod at me, I smile at them, then I hurriedly walking out of the workshop, enter my room, lying on the bed then sleep, this day I'm daydreaming too much, it crazy.

suddenly there was a fight in school, I mean there many places you can fight, why chose the school? it probably I'm imagining thing too much.

—— Next Day ——

I sleeping but suddenly there was someone that shaking me, so I need to woke up because if I not then Taiga probably will make my house a mess.

"*Yawn* wait a minute Taiga-san, I will go and cook immediately" I said while looking at the person that shaking me, Who? you ask, it Saber and Enkidu from my dream.

at that time all that in my head are, It not a dream.

"Master, we hungry." the blond hair one said to me.

"*chuckle* it more of a you are hungry, Saber." Enkidu said to her.

— a little bit of time skip.

"so, what is this?" I ask them while serve them some dish that I made.

"We are summon by you to fight in the Holy Grail war." both of them said as the same time as they eat my breakfast, yep, mine.

"and what is this Holy Grail War thingy, I mean, it not just summon to beat each other for fun right?" I said while eating the dish that I just made with a tear.

"This Holy Grail War, are a war that summon the heroes of the past, to fight against each other, and the winner can get one wish, normally there are Seven Servant, and the seven normal class are, Saber, Archer, Caster, Assassin, Lancer, Rider, and Berserker, it seem all of the Class are got taken, and it seem I got summon as False-Lancer." Enkidu said to me.

I look at the blond hair one while still pointing a cross at her, I mean her name is like Satan, see even the first letter is S.

"Go away Satan." I said while looking at her that eat all, yes all, of my breakfast.

{A/N:Stop, I know what you want to ask but, yes MC do know who her are, but he not gonna accept it and yes he knows a little about type-moon, he only pass the F Order.}

"Master, why do you trust Lancer so easily?" she ask me while still chewing some of her meal.

"Because he have Manner but you don't." I said while looking at Enkidu, it not that I trust Him/Her it that my Element, Nature, say that he/she 'Safe' no need to be caution about him/her, and he/she even said, 'use me as merciless as you see fit'

he/she will get his/her wish for sure.

After 2 more explanation about Holy Grail War later.

"so, you said that it can grant a wish? I don't think so." I said while watering my garden.

"what do you mean by that master?" Saber ask me, after Enkidu persuade me that she not a Satan, I start to see her as a normal girl.

"It always need a price, everything is not free, and if it free it just a debt that need to be paid later." I said while remember this word from some fanfic that I read as a pass time in my past life, sadly I die before I get to read chapter 69, if I remember the name then, Anahila-something.

"so you mean that, even if you won you wouldn't use any wish?" Enkidu ask me.

"I know what you think Enkidu, I already know what immortality can do, it not blessing but a curse, and I know it will be hard for me to retain this feeling, I know that, yet... I still want to help them, I'm not a hero of justice neither I am the demon lord. I am just a human, who want to do as I please." I said while looking at the sky, with a sad smile, it seem I need to kill.

I then look down and see that 'Archer' and Rin running towards me with an serious expression.

"So what is this? is this some kind of a surprise attack? if it yes then please prepare to be a corpse, I'm not kind enough to not kill anyone who beg for mercy, I mean I don't want loose end." I said while looking at the black hair twin tail girl.

"No, Shirou, we come here to make a deal." She said while looking at Enkidu and Saber.

"and it seem you summon 2 servant, how is that even possible anyway?" Rin ask to no one in particular.

I look at Archer and see that, he seem to be in some kind of trance if you look him in the eyes you could see that, He have blank eyes and no emotion.

"So what is this deal?" I ask her with a sly smile, no I'm not sly, really not at all.

"we, and you all, will help us until we beat, all other servant, or that what I like to say, after all you have 2 servant and winning this war is seem to not be that hard for you, so I will provide you with information about the moonlit world instead how about that?" She ask me while explaining to me that I need to go to church to register as a master, and my instincts told me to go there.

"hmm, it seem you desperate to win this war, but I didn't seem to be interest in this so call holy grail. that may be the reason you come here to make a deal with me isn't it?" I ask her while lying down on Enkidu lap, it soft, and comfortable too.

"Yes, but let just say that we are classmates, can you please help us?" she ask while looking at Archer who mumbled 'I'm uglier than my past self' and repeat it for a thousand times already.

"okay, I mean, I'm stood low-key for too long." I said while walking and watering my garden more.

Rin seem surprised for my answer, I mean I know that she expects No for my answer but I just said Yes, now she feel accomplished, although Archer still in some trance so I walk to him.

"Hmm? I see, I see, you my doppelganger right? or are you me from the future? nah that will be too cring I mean don't you feel like it? you come from the future but I'm more handsome and stronger, so it probably timeline paradox, let just say this, FUCK THE REASON!!" I shout the last part out loud.

and that part make Archer think, yeah fuck it.

— Little time skip —

now I'm in front of the church and Saber refuse to come in say that there need to be at least one person to guarding the door.

so I just enter, I mean although I'm not strong to beat everyone in the world at least I can beat almost everything in this world.

"hm? this presence? don't tell me it you? Shaker!!?"

I heard someone said and looking at it, there was someone who looks almost like Saber except she wore a white jacket, with Red-Vertical line eyes look at me with a smile, well, a grin to be precise.

I enter thinking mode for awhile before I look at her then, something clicked in my head, "Kagane? is that you?"

she smiled wider then walking to me however before she can walking to me, someone interrupts our not so great reunion.

"Hello There." a priest with black hair blank black eyes said to me and my team.

"general Kenobi?" I said while looking at him, is he reincarnator?

everyone looking at me, as if to ask who is General Kenobi.

"well, enough about that, I come here to register as master, or should I call myself Masthra?" I ask them.

"Well, you need to introduce yourself first." he said to me.

I looking around for something, everyone see that looking at me and ask at the same time.

"What are you looking for?"

"My manner."

... OK I know it not that funny.

everyone just sigh while looking away from me and take a seat in the church, however there was 2 person come and seat in my left and right.

"So you want the grail?" ask Kagane with an expression that say, I will got it no matter what.

"*sigh* you know me Kagane, I don't want it, after all, it need a price isn't it? and I'm not that stupid to wish for something like The End of Humanity or something along those lines, you also know that I like to laze around more than I do anything." I answer her.

"Yeah, you Shaker(Shirou+Faker=Shaker) always sleep in the class when we together but you still got all the answer right" she said while nodding.

"so.... can you tell me who is this?" Rin ask me while pointing at Kagane.

"Hump!! mongrel, don't you dare interrupt our heartwarming reunion." Kagane said before I can answer.

"Kagane this is Rin my classmates, And Rin this is Kagane my first crush." I said with an smile that seem to be too innocent for the people that see it, only Kagane know that I joking.

I look at Kagane and see that she have a really strange smile on her face, maybe not.

"WHA-WHA WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT SHIROU!!?" Kagane shout out loud.

wow, did she just call my name? this need to be add as new achievement.

"well, I just joking but it seem you all take it too serious, hahaha... why I feel the chill?" I said while looking around to identify the thing that make me feel the chill