Welcome to Silverton

So your thinking of moving to the north east coast? Well, horrible decision, first off. But here is some information to get you familiar with the Big Pomegranate and it's surrounding cities.

Silverton City: Based on New York City

"The Big Pomegranate"

The big and loud city of Silverton, founded in 1624 by some kasskop settlers on Mohican Island, boasts five distinct boroughs: Mohican, Brickstyn, Baron, Bratton Island, and The Rose. Silverton City serves as the capitol of the state of Silverton

Located at the confluence of the Allegheny River and the Balantic Lake, it is a bustling metropolis with Mohican at its heart. This over populated toothache of a city stands as a global hub for commerce, finance, culture, and crime. Its skyline is plagued with recognizable skyscrapers like the Domain State Building, Enticer Building, World Trade Facility, Cathedral of Commerce, and One Vanderbilt. The over-hyped Centre Park offers a green distraction from the social and urban decay of SC... and mugging opportunity for the Mohican natives. Meanwhile, the bright, migrane inducing, lights of Chrono Square illuminate the world-renowned Bloomingdale theaters, a theatre kid's wet dream. Across from the Upper Darben Bay is the industrial Sark City.

Sark City: Based on Jersey City

"Silverton City's ugly stepsister"

Sark City is a large city in northwestern New Sark state. Its eastern waterfront faces the Balantic Lake where it meets Upper Darben Bay. Domain State Park has panoramic views of the Mohican skyline, the Statue of Oligarchy and Deport Island, the former immigrant gateway. The park's Thmartath Science Center features interactive exhibits, live animals and an IMAX Dome theater. Bars and ethnic eateries line downtown's Hove Street.

Mohican (Based on Manhattan)

- Mohican is the heart of Silverton City, known for its towering skyscrapers, luxurious apartments, hookers, and tons of homeless people. If it weren't for the tall skyscrapers you would think it was Detroit.

Brickstyn (Based on Brooklyn)

- Brickstyn is the artistic and cultural hub of Silverton City, with a vibrant arts scene, trendy cafes, and egotistical hipsters. It's often considered the "creative soul" of SC but normal people call it "shit." You can also visit the Brickstyn bridge, a hot spot for those rock bottom corperate slaves. Look at the water, leave your note about how crappy your life was, and jump.

Baron (Based on Queens)

- Baron is a diverse borough known for its sprawling suburban neighborhoods, beautiful parks, and nightly drive by shootings. It's often called the "Borough of Unity" for its inclusive atmosphere, I call it "Borough of 'What has America come to?'"

Bratton Island (Based on Staten Island)

- Bratton Island is a tranquil oasis, known for its serene beaches, lush greenery, and white neighborhoods made to keep African-Americans far away. It's a popular getaway for those looking to escape the busy city, do coke, and party like an over-privlaged rich white person.

The Rose (Based on The Bronx)

- The Rose is a borough with a rich history and a somewhat strong sense of community. It's known for its historical landmarks, overly passionate sports culture, the curse of "rap music", and drugs so strong that they can keep an elephant high for months.

Statue of Oligarchy: Based on the Statue of Liberty

The Statue of Oligarchy was given to American by France in 1886. The Statue represents what America is, a corrupted country that is run by the small group of ultra wealthy and has limited freedom to the poor and minority. Once a radiant symbol of hope, its bright bronze hue has oxidized into a noxious green, an eerie reflection of America's insatiable avarice. This imposing statue commands Oligarchy Island, perched in solemn isolation within the tranquil embrace of the Allegheny River.

Chrono Square: Based on Times Square

Located in the Mohican Borough is this tourist trap. Here you can spend over $500 without even taking 5 steps. Enjoy the bright and beautiful LED advertisements of companies jaming bullsh*t down your throat. Or have fun with the multiple scammers that walk around. Make sure to stand in everyone's way while taking a picture of the lights and hold onto your wallet. Chrono Square; we dont give a sh*t about light pollution.

Centre Park: Based on Central Park

Ah, behold the glorious Centre park, situated right smack dab in the middle of the pretentious Mohican Borough, as if that makes it automatically superior. Get ready to roll your eyes at this so-called "park," spanning a whopping 840 acres of excessively ostentatious greenery. Oh, what a privilege it is to escape from the chaos of the city and bask in the tranquility of this overrated plot of land. Don't you just love the irony? You can temporarily forget about the daily struggles when you visit, all while being mercilessly taken advantage of by those charming multi-billion dollar conglomerates. What a treat!

Domain State Building: Based on Empire State Building

The Domain State Building is a 102-story Art Deco skyscraper in Midtown Mohican, Silverton City. The building was designed by Shreve, Lamb & Harmon and built from 1930 to 1931. The tower reflects on Silverton City's citizens...high as hell. Its name is derived from "Domain State", the nickname of the state of Silverton.

With all of this we hope you have a great time in the city...and that you don't die.