20 The Busty Gamble Addict

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After revealing that we would be departing in a day, Jiraiya told me that he wanted to teach me something. I was quite skeptical that he would teach me something, but the thought of learning something new enticed me. Unfortunately, Jiraiya never failed to disappoint. As such, I found myself standing before an onsen.

"Gahaha! Rejoice, Naruto, for you are going to learn one of the skills that this gallant Jiraiya-sama doesn't share willy-nilly with people!"

"Peeping on women is not a skill. It's pure degeneracy."

"It is not peeping, you brat! It's called a research."

I looked at Jiraiya's serious face, wondering if he was a morally skewed person or an idiot posing to be a smart person. He seemed to believe in what he said. I sighed and turned around. I didn't want to be anywhere around this horny pervert. Alas, he stopped me in my advance.

"Listen, brat. I am going to show you my latest invention. You would be thrilled to see it," he said cockily.

"And what a useless thing have you invented?" I asked, not expecting much.

"A Presence Concealment Seal."

It wasn't much, but a great one. Seals were hard to detect. The seal that he invented would be perfect for espionage. I turned around again to face him and then nodded my head. We entered the onsen and then headed to the spring. Jiraiya stopped me when I went to the female bathing section.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"I thought you wanted to peep on women?"

"I do—wait, that is not what I want! Damn it! You haven't worn the seal. You can't just go there."

"That is what you got wrong, Jiraiya," I chided. "The only one peeping will be you. I will be enjoying the onsen."

Jiraiya looked at me as if I had said something crazy. I scoffed before using an advanced Henge no Jutsu and turned myself into Naruko. My height was the same, but I got a little heavier since I carried a pair of racks on my chest and a cake factory on my back. Jiraiya's eyes gained a lustful glint, but it quickly disappeared.

He pointed his finger at me, covered his face with his hand, and then laughed at me. I blinked at the reaction, unable to figure out the part he found hilarious.

"Do you think I haven't thought of that method, brat? I have tried and it failed. Women have a scary intuition, you know? Besides, do you think those Kunoichi can't tell you are using Henge no Jutsu?" he scolded like an old man with profound knowledge. "Besides, this is only an illusion…"

He extended his hand and grabbed one of my babies. A startled look appeared on his face as he squished the tangible flesh. He couldn't believe what he was seeing and feeling, so he decided to grab my other baby too. I looked at him unamused when blood trickled down his nose. I delivered a solid kick to his nuts, putting a stop to his sexual harassment.

"Keuk! Why did you kick me!?" he shouted.

"Don't you realize what you just did?" I scoffed.

"You are a dude. You don't feel it, do you?"

I remained silent and stared murderously at Jiraiya. A look of realization came to his face. He was quick about matters that involved crotches. A mischievous smile crossed his face. He opened his mouth, but I kicked his chin before he could say anything. It took him out and none of the passersby blamed me for what I did. He was notorious for his 'research.'

I entered the female bathing section and undressed myself. Placing my clothes in the box provided by the onsen, I walked to the spring. I found a lot of desirable women inside. The water steam did nothing to cover their figures. I would be lying to say that I didn't enjoy the view, but I was not that interested. I don't worship women's bodies as much as most men do.

I cleaned myself in the bathing section in front of the spring first before entering the spring. Some women glanced at me in wonder, but no one suspected me of anything. As I immersed myself in the spring, I noticed something in the corner of the area. The steam seemed to hit something invisible.

Jiraiya.

I was glad that I didn't take off my towel. But then again, I didn't know when he had entered. He might have seen me naked. Well, whatever. My physique might have changed, but it didn't possess the biological functions that women had. As womanly as it looked, in the end, it was just a fake. I shouldn't feel violated. It was still annoying, though.

Splash!

I woke up from my musing and looked up to see a black-haired female walking toward me. I looked her up and down, appreciating her slim figure and slender legs. The water on her pale skin made it glisten like a pearl. I watched as a few droplets trickled down her body to the forbidden valley covered with a black tuft.

Yūhi Kurenai was a Grade A beauty, I noted.

"Mind if I join you?" she asked.

"Sure."

She sat beside me and then asked. "It is my first time seeing you around. Where are you from?"

"I was born in Kumogakure, but I travel around. I am going to the Land of Rice and Konoha is in the way, so I decided to pay a visit."

"I see…"

Kurenai's searching gaze immediately disappeared. I knew the conversation was just her way to figure me out. She didn't find anything, of course, since I didn't use Genjutsu. It must have startled her that I reminded her of a blonde boy whom she knew.

"Well, just be careful of perverts. I heard Jiraiya of The Sannin, the biggest pervert of Konoha is visiting," she warned before standing up. "Well, it is nice to meet you."

I tilted my head and nodded. She got out of the spring and walked to the exit door, letting me enjoy the view of her jiggling buns. She didn't even bother asking my name. She was not good at digging for information, was she?

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Jiraiya cried tears of happiness when we met outside the onsen. He proudly patted my shoulders and praised me for how manly I had been in the onsen. He couldn't quite see Kurenai, but he had seen the other women inside the spring. He thanked me for distracting Kurenai which allowed him to do his research longer.

"You know, some of the women must be a Konoha Shinobi's wife. Doesn't that eat at your conscience?" I asked curiously.

"Bah! I don't do anything to their wives—why should I feel guilty?" Jiraiya scoffed. "I don't sleep with someone's wife. I don't even jerk off thinking about someone's wife. I mean it when I say I am doing research. I am just using them as references for the characters in my book."

A sex offender's logic sure is different.

We went to the Hokage's office to hear a complete explanation of the mission from Sarutobi. The affair ended quickly. We went to meet my team afterward. Sarutobi had notified Kakashi about my mission, but he hadn't said anything about it to my teammates. I intentionally brought Jiraiya to explain the situation to avoid the hassle.

When everything was done, I went to the stores to buy supplies. I bought a new batch of kunai and shuriken first. On the way to buy food supplies, I encountered Ino who was hanging out with her friends. I wanted to run away, but she immediately jumped on me and dragged me before her friends who looked at me bashfully.

She bade her friends goodbye and followed me around, saying that she wanted to help me shop. She was being earnest. Though, I would prefer if she didn't follow me to my apartment. We ended up having dinner together and she only left afterwards. I cleaned myself and went to study for a while before falling asleep.

Morning came and I did my morning routine in a blur. Storing everything I needed, I headed to the meeting point Jiraiya and I had agreed upon—the Konoha Gate. Jiraiya wasn't there when I arrived. It took him five minutes to appear. I didn't know much about Jiraiya, but I expected him to be punctual. However, judging from his startled look when he spotted me, I needed to revise my evaluation.

We exchanged a few pleasantries before departing to the Land of Hot Water. Jiraiya's intel told him that Tsunade was around the area. Although there was quite a high chance that she had left when we got there, we still decided to check out the land.

The travel took us three days. We ran at our top speed and only rested no more than six hours a day. While there was no reason for us to rush, it was still a good opportunity to train my stamina. Jiraiya didn't look too pleased but did nothing more than grumble.

Luck seemed to be on our side. We had only walked around Yugakure for five minutes when we spotted a buxom woman with golden tresses, followed closely by a young woman carrying a pig. Jiraiya's eyes lit up when he saw Tsunade enter an onsen with her apprentice, Shizune. I didn't want an unnecessary drama, so I made sure he didn't leave my side.

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