33 32 - Upgrading My Penis, Who's Gonna Stop Me?
Chapter 32 - Upgrading My Penis, Who's Gonna Stop Me?
Written By Curiostyx
~〈The Wyrm〉~
Larry's form collapsed on the ground as he went into evolutionary slumber, his body slowly transforming as the minutes passed by.
As for the Wyrm, it seems that his LV cap had increased as he had already reached LV 10 by now but no Evolution came his way...
Pretty understandable, though it was a bit lame that Larry could evolve in LV 10 but he had to reach LV 20... Maybe it was LV 15, who knows...
The Wyrm plucked a Milipede's eye out like a cherry as he popped it into his mouth, blood dribbling down his scaly chin.
'I wonder... Would I even go to sleep if I Evolved...?' With Exhaustion Nullification, Sleep was no longer a need as he recovered at the same accelerated pace when awake, though he could still do it if he wanted to for some reason.
'Would Chrysalis still knock me out? Huh... Would I have to just walk around while my body mutates...? That sounds...' That sounded very metal.
'Hey, why don't I just find out?' The Wyrm mused as a panel flickered into existence.
「Would you like to activate the Skill ~Chrysalis~?」
"Yeah." The Wyrm said before another screen replaced the question, an all too familiar one...
~Chrysalis - Metamorphosis~
~Pure Essence: 80 Units~
• Wyrmroost +5
• Multi-Brain +5
• Adrenal Glands
• Bones
• Nerves
• Muscle
• Hide
• Limbs
• Penis
• Eyes
• Stomach
• Magic Reactor
• Magic...
...Etc
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"...80!!!??? Holy macaroni, I'm rich!!!" He was so rich in fact that he almost spent it all on his Penis.
Of course, he didn't do so...
"...Okay... Okay... Calm down, Tiger..." He calmed himself down as he analyzed each option.
'First things first, I obviously have to go with the Brain...' It was the most practical choice, so he upgraded it all the way to +10, but...
'Wait...' That upgrade has used up 10 Units, which means...
'The price increases every Milestone...? Oh fuck you, System...' He cursed as he realized the meaning of this.
What he thought were 16 total upgrades had been reduced significantly...
"Hold on... Does this increase every upgrade's price or just this one..." He tested that theory with 5 Units going into his Penis.
Fortunately, the 5 Units investment did result in a +5 Penis, of which he chose Reinforced Penis as the Specialization since it was the most important body part for a Man like him...
No way would he want to lose it after a tussle gone wrong.
'Now back to my Brain... Voice-chan, what are the upgrades for this baby?' He asked the System before a screen appeared in front of him.
—Choose Specialization—
• Warfare Muti-Brain
• Hivemind Multi-Brain
• Psychic Multi-Brain
• Reinforced Multi-Brain
• Augmented Multi-Brain
• Matrix Multi-Brain
• Isolated Multi-Brain
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'Oh hell naw... Most of these sound so cool, but I only get one!? Fuck man...' The Wyrm cursed as he appraised each of the options, except for Reinforced Multi-Brain since that was pretty obvious.
Warfare Multi-Brain aligned with the Magic Warfare and Mental Warfare Skills, though it just made him a better fighter in general, giving him a unique custom-built Martial Arts style that suited his body the most in the form of instinctual movements.
Hivemind was a bit cool but also troublesome, it basically gave his body multiple minds without individuality as they were all connected to the central hivemind.
It also made it so that if one of his Brains got separated from his body, it would straight up regenerate and become a Clone of himself as a Servant-type Familiar...
Though the word Clone would be an exaggeration since they were just extensions of him... Like the Avatars of those Hindu Gods or a Pro-Gamer's Alt Account.
Psychic and Reinforced Multi-Brain were the same as their previous counterparts, while Augmented Multi-Brain was just the luxury version of Magic Infused Brain.
Matrix Multi-Brain revealed to him the hidden and obscure secrets of the world around him, the data that made up the fundamentals of everything, Whatever that means...
Isolated Multi-Brain allowed him to enter complete mental isolation, free of any distracting thoughts and emotions, allowing him a clear sight of whatever aspiration he had at the moment...
It might seem counterproductive if he even desired this, with all the hassle of wanting to get rid of Greed's mental corruption, but this option might just help him in that endeavor... In a weird and ironic way.
Though it wasn't his first choice... All of these options sounded cool and valid, he felt that it wasn't fair that he could get only one, why couldn't it all just be his!? Things would be endlessly easier if he could get all that he ever wanted...
"Wait... What's actually stopping me from doing that?" That's right... Wait, hold on...
"I have multiple brains, I should be able to upgrade them independently not all of them at once!!!" A complaint was filed to the System.
「...」
"Ho? What do you mean by dot dot dot? Did you seriously not think—"
「Administrator Güliedistodiez has acknowledged your formal complaint.」
"—Of... That... What?" The Wyrm had to swallow his words as he consumed the new information given to him.
「For compensation, the Skill ~Chrysalis~ has been altered.」
"WHAT?"
「For further recompense, the Skill ~Divinity Expansion LV 1~ has been acquired.」
"Ok, give me a second... WHAT?"
「For even further recompense, the Skill ~Hero LV 1~ has been acquired. Be a better person.」
"..."
「End of compensation.」
"...Ok, what actually happened just now?" The Wyrm stated out loud as he analyzed the recent notifications...
"Administrator Güliedistodiez...? That name sounds familiar... Wait, Administrator? Is this that Admin who wanted me dead!?" Though after some more thinking, that didn't really make much sense.
If this Gulie person really wanted to kill him, why would he even listen to his complaint? Because it wasn't fair...? Bullshit!
Furthermore, he even gave the Wyrm some awesome-sounding Skills for free! What a genuinely great guy, couldn't be the one who sent all of the Dragons on his ass, right?
Couldn't be.
「Divinity Expansion: Expands the User's Divinity Field by a metric of 10× every Skill level. Proficiency is gained through exercising Ruler's Authority or by making use of the User's Divinity Field in another way.」
「Hero: Increased every Stat by the number of the Skill level × 100. Proficiency is gained through heroic deeds and or acting in a manner befitting that of a Hero.」
"And these Skills he gave me... Oh, thank you, Dragon God!" He meant to praise the God who had orchestrated this amazing fortune of his, not knowing the God was actually the Admin that gave him those Skills.
"Now what should I invest in next..."
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"Kill yourself, NOW!" -LowTierAuthor
Stones, I have lost my place in the rankings.
