27 Slug erection

After the disaster that was Lockehearts class everyone just went about their day processing their traumas. The women mourned their damaged hair that the pixies rugged and pulled whilst the men dreaded the new pimblewimble charm that Jon created.

Justin Fletchley even muttered about how Jon may be a dark lord in the making. He just scoffed at him and replied "fletchley you think a toaster is a dark lord because it toast bagels." Which caused all those with muggle knowledge to laugh at his expense.

When the boy was blowing a fuse he pulled a wand so Jon conjured a snake at him. The boy has a severe snake phobia. Harry didn't hiss at it so the parseltongue heir beware stuff hasn't begun yet.

The next morning in the great hall tensions where high, Lockeheart arrived with an extremely dark skin complexion. Basically he tried to use one of his charms to remove the fake tan Mordred doused him with but instead it merged with his beauty products that he applied and became permanently black faced. The black kids were pissed, first a klan leader now a black face celebrity.

Dumbledore had to face another wizenganot inquiry over this, when Lockeheart stared that pixies jinxed his skin and twisted his nuts his popularity plummeted. The dark political faction had a field day with Dumbledore as the ones in the hogwarts governing board chose now to empty out dirty laundry.

Jon and Mordred had a jolly time, they went about their days pursuing their projects. Mordred wanted to learn battle transgression like what the death eaters and order members used in the fifth movie. I looked into the spell and discovered that it requires apparition training to perform.

So the project for the year is apparition, we train in the inner world/camp place. Our reinforced bodies and mana resistance makes splinching a minor worry for us. At the current pace we should be able to do it soundlessly within three months. For taking other people we practices with our pets and large sand bags.

After that we'll try in our animagus forms, we haven't forgotten to train those as well. Mordred has been studying creature related charms from the CFMC (care for magical creatures) textbooks that she appropriated from Gryffindor seniors. She wants to be able to shrink her liger form to a kitten or house cat size so she could perform stealth operations.

I just looked into how an animagus diet would change as they are minutely effected by their animals instincts. That would explain why McGonagall loves meat and milk.

Mordred and I just finished with our charms class only to find the rest of our year mates sitting in the outdoors area. We walked to join them only to hear "mudbloods".

So we jogged faster to prevent Ron from doing something potentially lethal. "You'll pay for that Malfoy! Prepare to eat slugs! Slugulus Erecto!"

A beam partially left his broken wand, the minor part hit himself whilst the majority of the beam struck Draco. Ron sat up and began coughing out slugs causing some to laugh at him. Malfoy however just screamed. When eyes turned to him they saw a Linda slug crawl out from under his trousers.

Goyle decided to stomp on it causing Malfoy to panic. He leapt atop the slug and took a kick from

His stooge making a groan leak out. Goyle pulled back and saw Draco's panicked expression. Draco got up slowly and saw the slug had flattened partially making the boy tremble.

Mordred our two and two together "oh shit his dick fell off!" I turned to Ron and mimicked hermione "it is Eructo! Not Erecto!" When all the other students finally processed what was happening all the girls stood away from Draco. Even the little Astoria greengrass who had a crush on him grimaced before stepping away.

The teachers rushed in to escort him to the infirmary to attempt to fix his dick. I smirked when I heard "not to worry! I have just the charm! Sorted me out in a similar predicament!" Followed by Draco squealing.

The golden trio just hobbled away to Hagrids hut so he could help them out. We just went and hung out with the animated crew. Hiccup was like a mini hermione when it came to reptilian creatures. Mordred was a literal encyclopaedia on monsters due to how fucked up nasuverse is and how Merlin and Morgana educated her.

I just socialised with Jack and Elsa who were weary off me but when they found that I could help them prank all the better we swiftly became friends. Meredith and Anna looked at me like I was some exotic creature and rapunzel tried to learn if I had some beautification products on my hair. A life time of living in colder climates cemented the hair.

After that we went back to the common room, everyone flooded in and began talking about how the basilisk has made its appearance and how Mrs Norris was petrified. Harry thinks that the heir is Malfoy so he began listing his thesis.

After a while the conversation devolved to less serious topics. Harry began complaining about Lockeheart until I said "why though, you both got rich in the same way?"

He looked at me bewildered and asked "in what way?"

I shrugged "through your books, they're a national export after all. Everyone reads the books of your childhood adventures. My favourite one is when Aunt petunia mouths off to a mimic. Hilarious stuff"

He pales considerably at the mention of his aunt, he turns to Ron and asks "is that true?!" To which Ron just dumbly nods.

"Yeah Harry, a lot of stuff like that in your books. I suppose you do have a fortune cause of the books. Isn't that where the money came from back on the train in first year?"

Harry then left to speak with Dumbledore about his financial situation. He was out at the ministry though so he spoke to McGonagall. When she saw his panicked look she took him into the office to speak about what was happening. She of course knew that the books weren't factual but she was surprised when she learned he had nothing to show off their profits.

A quick floo call to gringotts led her to speak with the publishers account manager who stated that all the profits went to his Magical Guardian (Dumbledore) who separated then into a profits vault. So she asked for a key for the vault in place of Harry who couldn't come due to school. The goblins acquiesced as they smelled money in the air.

Harry soon found his fortune had multiplied from a gringotts letter the next day. The goblins actually chose to persue anyone using Harry's name and related products without giving a cut to Harry. In doing so they got their hands on a small percentage of potters profits. Now they will act like his PR manager as Potter related products can earn them more cash.

The statement from the new vault managed to divert some of Harry's stress over the basilisk. Meanwhile Minerva McGonagall decided to have a talk with Albus, she had begun practicing occulemency over the summer due to receiving a tome on the subject before the summer break. An anonymous gift from a wealthy student or so she thinks as the only marking that came with it was a wolf insignia, she wanted to learn the art years ago but Albus told her to focus on her strengths so she always put it off.

Three months of vacation was more than enough time to get up to reasonable standards off usability for her. She's still developing it as she thinks the enhanced recall function with help with paper work. Albus did not have a pleasant conversation that day, he couldn't manipulate her to stop being so defensive over her lions like he usually could.

<< A/N. Sorry for not uploading for a few days, was in a no WiFi zone so couldn't get anywhere to write. Came up with a few ideas though. For those of you who are in constant demand for new chapters I would suggest reading one of my other stories, such as my new story Distant Branches!