153 I am Male, All Other Are Not!(BNHA/WC)-4
"A health check up?" I asked with a tilt of my head as Aizawa stopped me from leaving, saying that I needed to take a few tests in order check my health thoroughly.
"I don't really like it either, it's entirely far too illogical." She said with a sigh as she pulled out a juice box. "But since you are a boy, we need to do this in order to show any official who wants to mess with us that you are healthy. The details are a bit more complicated but it's pretty much about us not wanting to deal with a lawsuit due to some moron trying to interfere with UA." She explained and while I knew that there probably was something she wasn't telling me, I saw no downsides from accepting.
"Okay." It wasn't like some health check up would actually cause problems.
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"He can't be human." Recovery Girl declared as she entered the room with a stack of papers in her hand.
"Hello to you too, old lady. Don't you think we could have started with an ice breaker instead of this?" Present Mic said with her signature huge grin on her face.
"Quiet down, you Canary knockoff." Which was then replaced by the most crestfallen look of despair in history of crestfallen idiots. "Nezu, I have no idea what this Baki boy is but I refuse to even consider him biologically a human."
"I am guessing this means that the results are in." The principal said with a smile on her furry rat face as she snuggle inside Aizawa's capture weapon.
"Yes, and before anyone says anything, the extra joint is there; meaning that Hanma Baki is quirkless." She said with a sigh before a fierce glare appeared on her face. "Which makes all the other results even more confusing!" And slapped the stack of papers on the table with a huge thunking sound.
"I feel like I'm gonna regret asking this but what's the issue?" Midnight asked with a frown and then squeaked with fright as Recovery Girl turned to her with a glare.
"Everything!" She declared. "From bone density to muscle density and even to his hormones; they are all wrong!"
"Can you please elaborate?" Nezu asked once more, her smile never wavering even in the face of healer hero's glare. Finally Recovery girl gave out a sigh and took one of the papers from the table.
"First of all, both his muscle and bone densities are off the charts; to the point I wouldn't be surprised if he just sunk like a rock in the water. But considering his test results in Aizawa's tests..." She took a pause in order to glare at the mentioned underground heroine, not exactly happy about the fact that she had to heal someone on the very first day of the semester. "...we would be better off equating his density to strength like other strength based quirk users."
"How powerful would he be then?" Cementoss asked from her seat, looking as interested as a human in the shape of a clay block could.
"Definitely above those like Death Arms. Honestly, I'm not sure if there is any strength quirk who is above him except truly ridiculous ones like Alexandria, Star and Stripe, or All Might. In power or durability." The healing heroine declared, making everyone in the room take a look at the skeletal woman who seemed to be quite interested.
"Okay, but what about his hormones? What's so wrong with those?" All Might asked as she planted her elbows on the table.
"It's his testosterone levels, they are higher than any other person in any records; including before the emergence of quirks." Recovery Girl said with a sigh. "To be specific; his testosterone, his male hormone, levels are around ten times higher than anything we know of. There is literally no species in the world that has testosterone level like that, not even close." The nurse said with her head in her hands, looking ready to claim that 'science is a lie' and go on a murderous rampage.
"Male hormones at the level of tenfold of normal men huh?" Nezu said with a smile on her face and a dangerous glint in her eyes. "I wonder how exactly the world would look like to such a person." She continued with a demented giggle. But her words had planted the idea within everyone in the room.
How would someone with testosterone levels of ten times higher than a normal man see the world?
"To put it simply, maybe..." Recovery Girl began with her hand on her chin before looking up. "'I am male, and all others are not.' Especially in the current world where the men population is so low, he might as well be the only man in the world in his eyes." There was silence at her declaration.
I am male, and all others are not. They had a hard time comprehending such a thing. Mostly due to the fact, as Recovery Girl had said, that the male population of the world was not even one tenth of what it had been before the era of quirks. The meaning of being a 'man' was not easy for most of their generation anymore. Yet Recovery Girl's words made them flinch at such a notion still.
"That's not even the worst part." And the healer heroine still had more to say. "Even his bone and muscle density or his hormone levels are not even close to being as ridiculous as this is." She claimed as she drew out one of the papers and slid it towards the middle of the table where everyone could see. And as they looked at the paper...
Aizawa's hair rose and her eyes glowed red she reflexively activated her quirk.
Present Mic's glasses fell off of her nose.
Midnight and all the other teachers flinched back in their seats.
All Might split out a huge amount of blood. And Nezu...
"Oh my." Nezu had a disturbing smile on her face as she looked at the brain scan before him.
A pink lump of flesh with wrinkles. That was how a brain was supposed to be, and the one before him was like that too. Yet the way those wrinkles came together, they made the image look downright evil. It was almost like...
"A demon."
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