Sniff of a vampire

"Oh my golly gosh - where can I find myself a tasty forgetful vampire?" - Harp "Oh please! Like a human would ever be able to kill a vampire with a ripped arrow!" - Enid "I didn't like the intuitive mother at all and was glad when the hit and run accident happened." - Spoof "The blurb spoilt the plot. I don't need to read it now." - Zob