1 Welp I died
14-5-2019
"Hey Hey Hey MC here. Oh man look at the date today's my birthday. Btw if your wondering, yes I am breaking the fourth wall and talking to myself."
Every year on the fourteenth of may would be my birthday and lucky for me the first chapter of his journey would began and well lets not spoil the rest of the story.
(Hmm where should I go to have fun?)
"OH I know." and everyone just stares at me "Erm sorry hehe just talking to myself."
(MY GOD THAT WAS FUCKING EMBARRASSING I FORGOT TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL WHILE TALKING 'slaps myself mentally')
"Where was I? Oh yea i want to watch Detective Pikachu [Please don't sue me] lets just skip the next class"
'On the way to the cinema' [specifically GV or Golden Village love this specific one the most very ATAS]
Walking happily and I as the MC forgot to look at the traffic light annnnndddd BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM. You would be some what confused as to why I got hit five time simply put I became a fucking pinball being hit five times in a row non stop and worse of all I land by the sewage.
"FUCK MY LIFE" as I am dying. [yup that is my last words interesting right?]
(Why didn't I look left right left again. It was the most basic thing.)
'Close my eyes'
(????????????? THE FUCK? Am I not dead? Let me take a look and fuck its just white space literally white #notracist)
"Oh wait a minute is this the Legendary Truck-Kun reincarnation thing? Btw if your wondering I am currently just a soul and I can't speak but I am breaking the fourth wall that's why this sentence is still under this ->"" and not some other wording system"
"Anyway Hello? Konichiwa? Ni Hao? system?"
'... image of the crow please'
"WTF why is there a literal crow and dots after it, So erm hi readers looks like we are stuck sitting here doing nothing huh? Do you have any food? drink? please do get some as we are currently waiting for the system to arrive."
"Btw don't be confused on how I know when the system will arrive after all i am both the MC and Author muhahahahahha. erm so yea just sit tight and hold on BTW haters don't say this is just for word count [actually it is] #hatersgonnahate."
A few Moments later-from Spongebob
"Alright time to keep your food and drink its about arrive in 3 2 1 and poof"
...........
"Erm dafuq? Did i time it wrongly? Let me look, nope its correct so where is the system?"
[Btw changing the way i write the speakers from now since there is 2 beings now instead of just me]
System:"Hello"
Me:"Hello? are you the system sent by me?"
System:"Yes"
Me:"So where are you?"
System:"Infront of you"
Me:"Huh? why can't I see you?"
System:"cause I am invisible"
Me:"Ohhh,okay so get this over since the reader must be bored by now.START THE SYSTEM"
System:"Huh?"
Me:"WTF you mean Huh? START THE SYSTEM"
System:"I am already started if not how would i talk to you dumbass"
Me:"Uh i just wanted to say that. Anyway you get what I mean, just do it"
System:"Okay, So basic introductions I am your System and my AI IQ is based on yourself, so i am pretty smart. Anyway Names Slave System or SS much easier for you and well yourself as the author.
So I am here to help you satisfy your lust by enslaving anyone and well making them slaves. Any living being can be enslaved even the so called undead or zombie, well not that you have that kind of fetish .... right?"
Me:"Well everything was fine and dandy till you ask that question. Go on"
SS:"Something to note when i mean living beings i mean other systems as well so i will just leave that there for your imagination. As a system a have a fuck ton of thing that i can do other then enslaving, like the Statues, Shop, Quest, Map, Gacha the basic stuff and more."
SS:"Oh btw you are able to travel to different worlds well you would already know if you read the auxiliary chapter."
Me:"Cool so lets go on our journey and leave this white space of whiteness"
SS:"Nope we aren't leaving yet."
Me:"Why not? Its fucking boring here"
SS:"Well Firstly: you don't have a body. Second: you still haven't seen your statues pssss its trash. Third: you need to train a tiny bit, after all your statues is trash."
Me:"Firstly: Fuck You. Secondly:"Show me my statues."
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[do note that the wording system would not work normally in the statues so do read carefully.]
<System:Slave System:>[This will be gone by the next chapter cause its obvious]
<Name:??????>
<Body:none>
<Soul:meh>
<Race:human>
<Attribute:#weak>
[Too lazy to actually write the numbers for all and the fact that MC will become op fast so stats will change a lot]
<Ability:none>
<Skill:none>
<Harem:#Virgin>[Damn i am dissing myself but hey got to write the truth ok? future authors]
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Me:"Wow way to go dissing myself, anyway what the hell kind of stats is this?"
SS:"Well the statues shows only the true."
Me:"Btw why is attribute just weak why is it not a whole list of them?"
SS:"Author stated it already, anyway i will just list all the attributes: Strength(STR), Endurance(END), Intelligence(INT), Dexterity(DEX), Defense(DEF) Wisdom(WIS), Constitution(CON) and Charisma(CHA). There are a few more hidden attributes that you have to find out on your own 'thumbs up'."
Me:"Great and let me guess the hidden attributes, they should be Fatigue, Luck, Critical."
SS:"How did you know? BTW there are still some missing, can't say how many though."
Me:"Common Sense and RPG. Come on you know I watch and play RPG games."
SS:"Well good for you."
ME:"Great onto MY BODY in the next chapter Bye Bye."
