1 A Yellow Crew

In the East Blue Sea, a large and strange pirate ship was sailing through the water. The pirate ship is huge, with a strange color combination between red and yellow. The shape of the ship is also somewhat comical, it is shaped like a giant banana.

The ship's Jolly Roger was the face of a smiling red-haired woman with black whorls in her eyes, and her teeth are sharp as sharks; two scimitars went through the woman's head, and the two scimitars had a face, and unlike the insane expression of the woman in the Jolly Roger, the scimitars had a cute, innocent expression that gave a strange contrast.

The ship's figurehead was an angel with yellow wings and would be a beautiful figurehead if it weren't for the angel's head. The angel was bald, looked old, and had a strange, long, sharp nose.

Inside the ship, a redhead teen girl in a captain's hat shouted orders to small, yellow creatures.

"Kevin! Turn east-board!"

The one-eyed little yellow creature at the helm saluted with its free hand.

"Alt, Bos!"

"Stuart! Prepare the cannons!"

The little creature named Stuart jumps for joy and shakes his little legs in bliss.

"Bee do?! Kampai! Hahahaha!"

"Yes, Stuart, you can blow them up. But only if they resist! We are here to conquer, not annihilate. If you shoot without permission, you'll go a week without cookies, understand?" The girl said, and the little creature became depressed.

"Oh...Oka."

"Lastly, Bob...," the girl looks at the little creature on the floor playing with a pink teddy bear. " Umu. Keep being cute."

The girl whistles, and climbs to the highest part of the ship, where the rudder was. In the next moment, dozens of other little yellow creatures like the others come out of the inside of the ship. Some of them wore only overalls, while others had pirate accessories like bandanas, eye patches, hats, and wooden swords.

They looked up at the girl with joy and excitement.

"Today is a day of conquest! Today is the day of evil! Today is the day we start our reign of terror!"

The little creatures shouted for joy and began to celebrate among themselves.

"Silence! I'm not done yet!" She yelled, and the little creatures fell silent with a gasp.

"Ehem! As I was saying, today is the day we start our reign! For some time, I was wondering what I should do, but the answer was always in my face! I am now a pirate! I'm a villain! And what do villains do?!"

" " Neil! Neil! Neil!" "

"Yes! We do evil things! And what kind of evil is greater than robbing their homes in a nearly landless world? Yes, my cute little yellow helpers! We will invade and conquer, we will become the rulers of this sea! And then we will invade the next sea, the next one, and so on!" She said with great excitement in her voice.

The girl ignores the little creatures that have started partying again and looked at the horizon. There, she spotted her target, an island that is a navy base.

Why a navy base? Because there are thousands of islands in East Blue alone. It would take forever to conquer them all. So the best thing to do, she thought, is to get rid of the current rulers, namely the Marines!

"Get ready, boys! The party is about to begin!"

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26th Branch of the Marines; East Blue.

One of the many branches that exist in East Blue. There is at least one Branch that patrols and looks after the security of a certain region of islands.

This particular branch is commanded by Officer Tulip, a Marine who had been promoted a year ago for his good performance.

Tulip is an officer who is only slightly above a normal marine, after all, this was the East Blue, the weakest sea. He is an ordinary-looking man, and the only feature that made him stand out was his eyebrows that are glued together, which made it look like he only had one.

He was sitting in his chair while enjoying a nice roast duck and a glass of wine. It was just another normal day in his life as an officer on the weaker sea. There were rarely any problems, as pirates were easily dispatched.

However, an explosion sound and a tremor betrayed his expectations. The noise and tremor startled him, making him drop his wineglass in fright.

He got stunned for a few moments until he heard hurried footsteps coming from behind the door of his office, and a Marine desperately enters with his gun in hand.

"Soldier! What was that explosion noise?!" He asked angrily, thinking that some accident must have happened. He wasn't angry about the possible accident, but rather that the possible accident spoiled his meal.

"S-Sir! Right now, we are being attacked by a pirate ship!" The soldier said in a shaky voice.

More explosion sounds were heard, but the official ignored them. "What?! Some crazy pirates are attacking us? How many ships do they have?"

"O-Only one, sir!"

Hearing the soldier's answer, the officer bursts out laughing. "Just one ship and you're shaking in fear! Hahaha! This is pathetic, soldier! Come on, I'll take a look at these crazy pirates!"

"B-But, Sir!" The soldier tried to warn him, but the officer ignored him, pushed him aside, and left his office.

"Damn it, at my mealtime, a damn crazy pirate decides to invade us. I'll teach them a lesson by hanging them all! Now, let's see who is the crazy bast-"

The officer froze, unable to finish his sentence as he witnessed the scene before his eyes.

Several marines were fleeing with their tails between their legs in desperation, and right behind them, an army of strange little yellow creatures chased after them as they laughed madly. The little creatures had strange weapons in their hands that breathed fire; some weapons looked like hand cannons, and other weapons he had never seen before.

The little creatures were setting fire to the buildings and blowing up any Marines they come across with fireworks explosions.

Not even ten minutes had passed since the first explosion, and the little creatures had already almost completely dominated them.

The officer began to shake, his hands turned white as he gripped the handrail he was holding tightly.

"What the hell is happening? What are these creatures?!"

Without thinking twice, he quickly turns to go into his office to call the East Blue Marine Base to ask for backup, but a little yellow creature appeared in front of him without him noticing.

He looked at the creature with confusion, amazement, and anger. The little creature was yellow like the others, but this one had a musketeer mustache, a monocle, and a rapier in its hands.

The little creature stroked his mustache and pointed the rapier at him.

"En'garde!"

The officer turned red with rage when he saw that such a pathetic and strange creature was challenging him.

"You little shit! Die!"

The officer had no weapons with him, as they were in his office, which was right after the creature in front of him. Without weapons, he did what he could. He kicked toward the little one, and the little one smiled as if he's been expecting it.

The little one dodges the marine's kick and slides under his legs. He stroked his mustache one more time, and said, "Kiss a la momma, blumok."

The little one lifted his rapier and pierced the officer in the ass, which made him scream in pain.

The officer falls to the ground with foam coming out of his mouth, and his vision begins to darken. Before he lost consciousness, however, he saw a beautiful red-haired girl enter the room, and heard her say, "Well done, my minions! I knew I could count on you guys! Our first achievement was a complete success! Now we just need to invade some more marine branches, and then they will learn of the existence of the greatest villainess in this sea! Mwahahahaha!"

Listening to the girl, a feeling of urgency rose in his heart. No branch of East Blue was prepared for such a random, large-scale invasion. As far as he could tell, there were nearly a hundred of these yellow creatures that had overpowered them in less than ten minutes.

'I need... to warn them...'

That was the last thing he thought, then he lost consciousness.