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simp cultivator

the story of the strongest simp cultivator and his journey hey there guys i'm a new writer and this is my first work ' so if you have any advice please leave ut down below ' in grand arena stands a handsome man so handsome he was given the bickname the shining moon, "so you have finally ccme huh took you long enough i have waited here for years come you who they call the strongest ,the simp king ,the strongest cultivator of the dao of simping come lets fight to the death our battle will be legendary ". danieru stood there speechless thinking what do you mean the strongest what do you mean a simp all i did was chat using discord and chase after a kind lady how did this happen . danieru felt like crying 'you know what you wanna call me a simp fine watch as this simps bulids the worlds larges harem' .

Abood_Ghoul · Fantasy
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2 Chs

a cultivation discord

leyman the demon morach :"spank me mommy nya"

rage king of slaughter :"woah kinky i like it".

'now to understand what's going on we would have to go back in time before all this chaos unfolds

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'in a giant sized manor that covers a big mass of land , inside a big room you can see a teen siting on plain looking wooden chair ,appering to be bored out of his mind , browsing through the internet on his pc looking ,for something to alleviatehis boredom '.

" uhh man this ridiculous there is nothing to do ,

read or watch and i don't feel like cultivating is there nothing to do "

'then suddenly while he was complining notification pop up appeard on his screen '

" oh a new ch of sexercise nice , might as well do it since there is nothing else to do " while saying all of that he got up and graped what looked like a shampoo bottle ,

" hmm looks like this week chapter is only about the plot " putting the bottle of shampoo on the side of the pc ,with a dissapointed exppression he decided to check the comments , while reading a ceartin comment grapped his attention looking at it ,

it turned to be a link to a discord server by someone named hyung, deciding to check the server since he has nothing to do ,the suddenly " DANEIRU"

feeling shocked by the sudden call danieru stood up very quickly , then started walking towards the door of the room , but before he could go out , a man suddenly came through the door looking angrly at daneiru he said " what are you doing slacking off all day get up isn't time for you to cultivate , you have been slacking off for so many days ,what will the clan do if they knew about this " after taking a long sigh ,he then eased up his expression then said " i know that cultivating is boring for you but you're also one of the young master of the clan and you have been stuck on the 6th stage of qi gathering for months if you don't make a breakthrough very soon father might whip you're ass" after saying his fill the young man turned around and left through the door leaving daneiru standing there speechless ,

" looks like i might have over done it " daneiru said while sighing .

danieru gold stein a 16 years old boy, and also one of the young masters of the steins clan , one of the overlords of redlion town , that exist in fapnlaugh empire ,

being one the young master of the clan granted danieru immense power and status , and what did he do with said power you may ask , he did the obivus simping and to be particular the young miss of the white flowers clan , a kind and beautifull lady, or at least in the eyes of daneiru.

now back to the present

" you know you didn't have to scoold me big bro , fine i will cultivate but let me go check that server real quick " daneiru looking for a reason not to cultivate didn't know that his choice at that time will change his boring life for once and for all.

siting on the wooden chair danieru clicked on the link that was there which has sent him to a server called "neo -cultivation server , heh what a weird name is it a server for cultivator ? ," womdering what the server is all about he started checing the chaneels one after another, and to sum up what he has found it can only be described in two word "a treasure trove " or that is at least for people like danieru who was a weeb

, the server had it all from a manga chaneel to anime

to muisc to gaming . and the biggest treasure of them all , the +18 section containg all the sausces that make woman and men of all kinds desiring for more , danieru being danieru decided to check the suace channel first, and after spending what is close to hours of picking sauce all posted by someone called ,'cell the sauce god 'and " tasting them" a he felt it was enough so he decided it was now enough , now putting his mind on the manga chaneel he decided to check the pinned comments , and after looking through the list of recominded manga danieru decided to finally check the most important part of the server " cultivation chat/ general "

clicking on the icon of the chat , the first thing that appeared in front of danieru was confusing to say the least

cultivation chat :

leyman the demon monrach:" spank me more mommy "

rage king of slaughter : "woah kinky i like it "

yora the divine detective , replaying to ley man :

"mute?"

leyman the demon monrach: "NOOOO"

potatobeater legend of the wild : "YESSS"

danieru looked at the chat speechless then decided to send a message

danieru replaying to leyman :" wtf " with a pepewtf emoiji

bossman747 monarch of twilight replaying to ley man : ....

leyman the demon monrach: "yeah i said it what will you do about it"

potatobeater legend of the wild#swag : "shove it up you ass"

while sending a laugging pepe emoiji

jab_117 the red dragon#chad4life :" hey welcome danieru to the server "

hyung❤ playboy of the south #SWAG #chad 4 life :"nice a new memeber"

magic man blue saber #bali3some : "welcome danieru to the server ,mods take care of the new memeber" .

jab_117 the red dragon#chad4life: "yes sir " said then sent a salueting pepe

poetic poet of earth and heaven #chad4life # solo

, also sent a saleuting pepe emoiji

hyung❤ playboy of the south #SWAG #chad 4:" come here my child let me take care of you "

said replaying to danieru , danieru felt his head spining after reading that conerstion .

magic man blue saber #bali3some: "so danieru how did you get here a recomandtion from a memeber or was it your master "

danieru to mm : ?? master!, said danieru while being confused

danieru : :i got here through a link that was posted on a manhwa website"

magic man blue saber #bali3some:...

jab_117 the red dragon#chad4life:....

poetic poet of earth and heaven #chad4life # solo:.....

peyman the demon monrach:.....wow

arise lord of the shadows # solo :" lmao 😂😂"

magic man blue saber:" so how did it brace your self"

danieru : "it was posted by someone called hyung"

yung❤ playboy of the south #SWAG #chad 4life :

"i can explain " hyung said while sending a sweating pepe emoiji

magic man blue saber:" well then you better start now " said with an angru pepe emoiji