Chapter 1 Don't want to be popular on the first day

　　Shi Zhi was lying on her back with her eyes closed, her hands folded on her flat stomach, and her whole body was extremely pious.

　　She looks calm, but whether it's the frantically shaking eyelids or the corners of her mouth that go up uncontrollably, it already shows how high-spirited the character is.

　　because--

　　Can be considered retired.

　　Shi Zhi used to work in Kuai Chuan Bureau. Compared with those talented colleagues who made waves, Shi Zhi was like the most ordinary social animal. Doing tasks was like punching a card, and there was no need to communicate with bosses and colleagues. After completing 999 tasks, her boss only noticed her when she handed in her report for retirement.

　　The boss retained Shi Zhi, and Xiaozhi reasoned with emotion, "Quick pass requires talents like Comrade Shi Zhi, without you, it is a great loss for Kuai Chu", and promised that if Shi Zhi stayed, he would have the opportunity to transfer. become a regular employee.

　　Shi Zhi suddenly refused.

　　She was moved.

　　She dressed.

　　I can finally retire and welcome a beautiful retirement life. Who wants to be a social animal again? What are you kidding?

　　Most of the other colleagues wanted to return to the body in the real world after completing the mission, but Shi Zhi chose to put her in another place. She was an orphan, without parents, and she was hit by a truck before entering the Kuaichuan Bureau. After that, it may not be possible to piece together, it is better to start a new life.

　　Not long ago, Shi Zhi had written down her wishes for her new identity: to be beautiful, to have a good figure, to have money, and to have a lot of money.

　　At this moment, Zhi is devoutly praying for the realization of her wish, and unfolds the happy picture she will see when she opens her eyes.

　　It is on a clean and beautiful island, sitting on a lounge chair drinking coconut juice, stepping on the soft sandy beach, bathing in the sun; or walking in a quiet villa in the forest, accompanied by a deer...

　　[drop--]

　　A long and harsh mechanical sound resounded in his mind, but it was comparable to Xianle to Shi Zhi.

　　The teleportation is over, the place is, her perfect look, her awesome retirement, here she is.

　　"Shi Zhi, get out of the entertainment industry and die!"

　　There was no sunny beach, no villa in the forest, and no deer. When Shi Zhi opened her eyes, she saw two eggs whizzing toward her face one after the other, with the sound of breaking wind.

　　Shi Zhi's pupils shrank sharply.

　　This is not the right way to open it, right?

　　...

　　"Shizhao!"

　　Everything happened so fast, the assistant next to Shi Zhi only had time to shout.

　　Then they either kept a little further away, or hid directly behind the woman, and made the most of the dead daoist friend's immortality.

　　There are too few of them to resist the angry male idol fans. Shi Zhi has already committed public anger, and I don't know where the rumors leaked. The powerful male idol fans actually blocked the downstairs of the company and stopped Shi Zhi directly. , it's only a matter of time before the abuse to throwing things out to vent their anger.

　　It's totally exploded now.

　　The people who are surrounded are wearing red skirts that are flamboyant. The skirts are self-cultivating, and they outline the front and back of the figure. If you don't wear this color well, it will look tacky, but even if the people at the scene hate her, they have to say that this color is similar to her. She is perfect.

　　Gorgeous, standing in the crowd is the most dazzling existence, maybe because of the scandals in the past two days, the spirit is a little worse, it looks a little haggard, but still beautiful, even a little more moving.

　　However, half a second later, the two eggs will smash flowers on this beauty's face.

　　Even male idol fans raised a little hesitation, but only a little.

　　The hype is damn!

　　But half a second later, the eggs did not smash flowers on Shi Zhi's face, only to see that Shi Zhi, who had already been taken out of his soul, suddenly raised his hand and blocked it in front of him. in her palm.

　　intact.

　　...

　　Shi Zhi's entire movements were fast and smooth, and the surroundings, which had been shouting and scolding, became silent.

　　Male idol fans: ? ? ? What's so special about this?

　　Shi Zhi frowned, looked down at the egg in her hand, and also didn't know what was going on.

　　What about retirement.

　　However, Shi Zhi still took two eggs and walked in one direction, and finally stood in front of a round-faced girl.

　　Shi Zhi said, "Is this egg yours?"

　　The round-faced girl's face was flushed red, she smashed the eggs, and she scolded people, but in the crowd, she could attack each other recklessly, and she really stood face to face with Shi Zhi, but she began to be timid.

　　The other party is really beautiful, and the taste is also fragrant. She is a beautiful young lady who is hard to meet in reality.

　　The round-faced girl seemed to have suddenly lost her courage, but she still murmured, "Yeah."

　　Shi Zhi, "Oh, that's for you."

　　She spread out her palms, but the round-faced girl was completely embarrassed and didn't dare to reach for it, and even took two steps back, "...I don't want it anymore."

　　Shi Zhi classified this as a gift, "For me?"

　　Round face girl: Huh?

　　"Ok..."

　　Shi Zhi, "Thank you."

　　As he spoke, he calmly put two eggs into his LV bag while everyone was staring at him strangely.

　　"Pretend to be a fart!"

　　Shi Zhi had just put the eggs in the bag, and another scolding from the side broke the silence. This time, what was thrown at Shi Zhi was a portable mirror with sharp edges that glowed coldly in the sun.

　　Compared to this, the egg just now seemed extremely mild, and the mirror would scratch his face if he was careless, which would be fatal to actors who depend on their faces to eat.

　　Didn't get it.

　　Shi Zhi held the mirror with two fingers this time.

　　? ? ?

　　The surroundings became quiet again, but Shi Zhi didn't care about their reactions, and turned the mirror to face her face.

　　A beautiful face appeared in the mirror, very similar to her original appearance, but it was an enhanced beauty version, which met Shi Zhi's expectations of beauty.

　　This undoubtedly made Shi Zhi a little relieved. Although he hadn't figured out the situation yet, it was both an egg and a mirror. The series of accidents made Shi Zhi realize what was going on.

　　Fortunately, the appearance is beautiful, the figure... Without careful research, it should be good.

　　Shi Zhi did the same as before. When she walked in front of the girl who lost the mirror, the girl's arrogance was absent, and she even felt that Shi Zhi was going to hit her for a moment.

　　Shi Zhi just threw the mirror to the other party and instructed in a deep voice, "Don't litter."

　　At that moment, the girl seemed to feel the death gaze from her old father.

　　cowardly.

　　After this series of unarmed pick-ups, the people who surrounded Shi Zhi in an aggression unknowingly dispersed, and the assistant security guard next to Shi Zhi also seized the time and rushed out of the encirclement with Shi Zhi, who had wrapped two raw eggs in LV.

　　After Shi Zhi left, a video went viral online.

　　This time, it's not the overwhelming abuse of the past, but the question marks.

　　In the video, Shi Zhi picks up the eggs with his left hand, lifts his right hand, and clips the mirror with his fingers. The entire video is silky smooth, and there is no trace of editing at all.

　　Among the question marks, someone finally expressed the doubts of all netizens.

　　"What's the matter, the entertainment industry can't get along, Shi Zhi has begun to develop into the acrobatics world?"

　　Not to mention, this acrobatic performance is really good, very exciting, it is completely unexpected that Shi Zhi still has such talent.

　　...

　　After being abused for several days in a row, Zhengzhu, who suddenly quietly developed into an acrobat in the hearts of netizens, is now sitting on the bench with a serious face.

　　An hour ago, when Shi Zhi's crazy cue quickly passed through the game, a mechanical reminder sound finally appeared in his mind. As an employee of the Kuai Chuan Bureau, Shi Zhi was already familiar with this sound as much as the school party's class bell. , is the sound that belongs to the system.

　　In order to communicate with the system to understand the situation, Shi Zhi didn't even pay much attention to the so-called company boss, so he quickly rushed back to the body's residence.

　　The system does explain it.

　　The world in which Shi Zhi lives is a counter-attack by the entertainment industry. In this novel, the heroine of Shuangwen experienced a blackout on the Internet, crazy attacks by male idol fans, and after she could not eat or drink, she rebounded from the bottom and embarked on A big heroine route of meeting gods, killing gods, meeting Buddhas and killing Buddhas, and successfully reached the pinnacle of life...

　　Shi Zhi asked, "But what does this have to do with me?"

　　She knew that retirees like her would be placed in the small world if they didn't return to the real world, and she had read many similar web articles and even performed corresponding tasks.

　　But what's the point of giving her such a detailed background?

　　She is here to retire.

　　Although Shi Zhi had already made bad predictions, the system said that she was dressed as the original heroine of Shuangwen this time, and it was still in the low period before the rise. Shi Zhi couldn't help but want to scold her mother.

　　She took a deep breath, "I applied to contact the headquarters, but now there is an error, and the conditions I requested before are different." Not only is it different, but it didn't meet Shi Zhi's expectations at all.

　　At this time, Shi Zhi still had a little hope for the conscience of the fast crossing. Such a big department had such obvious loopholes, so it wouldn't be so dark, so shameless?

　　The system was silent for a while, and after a while it said, [Not much difference, beauty, good figure, money...]

　　Shi Zhi pointed hard at the empty rental house with few furniture. There was still a basin on the ground that was leaking water, and let the system think about it before talking.

　　When introducing the background of the original body, Zhi felt that this Shuangwen heroine was facing one of the black spots, and it was so outrageous that she was suspected of being supported by the rich.

　　Are you being fostered to live here?

　　After the system stopped, she continued to tell Shi Zhi that there would definitely be money, and even Shi Zhi would become the richest man. As long as she was forced to hurry up and follow the path of the heroine Shuangwen, she would be discovered by the housekeeper and asked her to go back. inheritance.

　　Shi Zhi was wrong. She was wrong because she shouldn't have conscientious expectations for the fast-paced game. There was no such thing at all. It was really black and shameless.

　　After they made a mistake, they didn't plan to correct it and let her, an innocent retiree, pay the bill. What are the 999 tasks she did, and there is no labor and social security bureau to take care of it?

　　When Shi Zhi saw it clearly, she finally broke her face and cursed.

　　This is the first time the system has seen a woman change her face so quickly, and it doesn't take a moment to switch from a gentle social animal to an irritable old girl.

　　"etc."

　　Shi Zhi paused the irritable quote, she noticed something and walked quickly towards the kitchen stove.

　　There were two eggs simmering in the pot on the stove over there. It was the two eggs that the male idol fans smashed at her and finally put them into the LV bag.

　　The LV bag was taken away by the company. The original one was poor, and the clothes on the whole body were arranged by the company. It was difficult to get two eggs, so Shi Zhi borrowed the staff to take out plastic bags and brought them back.

　　There was absolutely nothing to eat in this small shabby house, and the two eggs were boiled by Shi Zhi.

　　In the original plot, Shi Zhi, the heroine of Shuangwen, was hit by a male idol fan with an egg on her forehead. She was embarrassed, and was also photographed with ugly photos, thus starting her journey of rebounding from the bottom in the entertainment circle.

　　But now Shi Zhi took out the two eggs from the pot and didn't know which one was the tool that started the original plot. He measured them for a few seconds with each hand, and then knocked them down towards the edge of the table.

　　With two consecutive "clicks" of the eggshell cracking, Shi Zhi looked at the eggshell with a perfect shape, and the egg white glowed softly under the light, showing the first gratifying smile since coming here.

　　It's cooked and ready to eat.