Life Lessons with Cale onii Chan

Ding dong

Cale s, indifferent voice sounded

" Coming "

The door opened to two smiling old ladies

" Hello Young man , how is your relationship with GoD?"

Cale replied with a blank face

" Non existent "

The old ladies continued

" Does you life suffer from a lack of purpose are you stuck in a past filled with regrets and future filled with nothing but uncertainty "

Cale replied with a bit of interest

" That sounds like me "

The old lady exitedly said

" GoD will lift all those burdens from you and make your life better dear !"

Cale scowled and made a cringe face

" Oh will he "

The excited old ladies continued

" Yes all you have to is just believe in him in your heart ❤️ !"

Cale replied sarcastically

" I don t, even believe in myself mam , why would I believe in that fool !"

The old Ladies were taken aback

Cale turned his back and spoke In an indifferent voice

" Now if you ll excuse me I have some work to do now "

One old ladies hesitated but still asked

" If you don t, mind me asking young man , What work do you do? "

Cale stopped he looked up as of in anger towards the heavens

" I loot , I scam , I steal and I destroy , all for the sake of living my dream slacker life and getting rid of little of pieces of shit who wish to destroy "

Cale then walked away leaving the two old ladies in shocked silence