Acorn? Acronym?

Me:how old is a minion?

Idiot:Excuse me?

Me:A minion. You know like from despicable me. The yellow candy corn with goggles

Lani:Yellow candy corn? I assumed candy corn had stripes?

Idiot:They do,he's just an idiot

Me:I am not! I'm plenty smart

Idiot:Is that so?

Me:Obviously

Idiot:Alright prove it then

Lani:Oh dear

Idiot:It's fine I won't go hard on him

Me:Give me your worst

Idiot:What is DNA?

Me:Huh

Idiot:DNA

Me:I heard you the first time

Idiot:So what's the issue?

Me:What do you mean 'what is dna?'

Idiot:I'm sorry did I stutter? I asked what is DNA

Me:The question is too uh..you know. It isn't really..

Idiot:Isn't what? Intellectual enough for you? Is Isn't as intriguing as you anticipated?

Me:Intriguing? Anti- huh?

Lani:Intriguing means to arouse one's curiosity or interest. Anticipated means to expect or predict

Me:Oh

Lani:Also,I think you mean 'the question is to vauge and a bit confusing since it's a vauge yet broad question

Me:Yeah what she said

Lani and The idiot both sigh. Lani gets up to go get ramen while me and him are left alone.

Me:DNA..I don't...

Idiot:Don't what? Don't know how to answer it?

Me:Dude

Idiot:Just tell me what it is. What does it stand for?

Me:What?

Idiot:It's an acronym

Me:An acorn?

Idiot:Acronym

Me:Apex?

Idiot:Acronym

Me:Don't make up such big words

Idiot:I didn't make it up. It's an actual word. Acronym

Me:Liar

Idiot:Then ask Lani if you don't believe me

Me:Fine I will!

(I'm too stupid to use Google)

Lani comes back 15 minutes later with ramen.

Me:Lani~

She stops with her fork halfway towards her mouth.

Lani:Yes?

Me:What's an acorn?

Idiot:You dumbass,it's an acronym

Me:Tomatoe, Spinach same thing

Idiot:Tomatoe Spi-

Lani tilts her head in confusion but goes back to eating. She is way to used to this honestly

Me:What's an acorn?

Idiot:Acronym!

Me:Cheese,Toothpicks same damn thing

Idiot:What the- the phrase is 'Tomatoe,Tomato'

Me:Don't make up phrases

Idiot sighs and leans back in his chair and mumbles

Lani:You wish to know what an acorn is? Or what an acronym means?

Me:Both

She nods her head and grab her bottle of tea

Lani:An acronym is an abbreviation formed from initial letters of words. For example NASA.

Me:What does NASA stand for?

Lani:Antional Aeronautics and Space Administration

Me:Aeronautics? What the hell is that?

Lani:Aeronautics is the science and or practice of travel through air

Me:Lani you're like a walking dictionary. Why are you so smart? I feel stupid with you

Lani:I apologize for making you feel that way

Idiot:It's probably cause you are stupid

Me:Shut up

Lani:Is that all you wished to ask?

Me:What is DNA?

Lani:DNA is-

Idiot:Stop! He has to answer it not you

Lani:I see

Me:Damn you,you filthy rat bastard

*30 minutes later*

Me:This is gonna financially ruin me

Lani and Idiot stop doing their college work and look at the screen

Lani:Pardon?

Idiot:Did you just quote The Tiger King?

Lani:The what?

Idiot:It's this weird documentary series about a guy trying to kill a woman-

Me:Carol Baskin

Idiot:Who supposedly killed her husband-

Me:I'm telling you! She fed him to the tigers!

Idiot:It's supposed to be about animal protection laws but it just gets crazier as it goes on

Me:Watch it Lani,you love documentaries

Lani:Yes about animals or historical events. Not about people trying to off each other and about feeding spouses to large,exotic animals

Me:What was I going to ask-

Idiot:Lani have you done the eassy for Wheeler?

Me:I have the title on the page and nothing more

Idiot:It's due this Friday

Lani: Excuse me?

Idiot:Wow Lani some honor student you are. Not doing your work

Lani: ....I

Me:What was it-?

Idiot:Better get to it love

Me:I finally remembered!

Both lani and Idiot look back at the screens in silence

Me:Lani! What's an acorn?

Lani: An acorn-

Me:Wait! What fucking essay?

The end

This conversation happened last night. What fucking essay do we have? This is so unfair! Just because we're stuck at home doesn't mean shit. We still go our own personal shit to deal with

Also,What the hell is an acorn? Is it the thing squirrels eat?

Also,what the absolute fuck is DNA? Isn't it just stuff underneath other stuff?