1 Reincarnation

Haaaaaaa. I sighed, it had been some time since I had regained consciousness,

fuck. I had reincarnated.

As you could expect, I was an otaku, a hentai lover too, (:3)but at the end, I had still died.

Rammed in the face by god's delivery man. The dude was supposed to be on a job to grant a few wishes cuz god was too lazy to.

Who would have thought, he would runover a poor, innocent teen on the streets.

Fuck, anyway, god had compensated me by granting me an anime system and then a reincarnation.

Also, he had also made it possible for me to have sex from when I was 3 years old, so I'm fine....

My body belonged to a boy named Zed. I belonged to a disgraced, noble family. The Slanes. I was currently 3 months old. (Hehe). So I still had some time. 'So let me focus on cultivation', I thought as I went to sleep.

(Author's note: this novel shall contain a lot of libido, and maybe even incest.

I have been trying a different way if writing, so any of you who cannot read that, stop reading, this novel is not for you)

*Ding* an annoying voice woke me, as I yawned. It was time to check my system. "System, start up. Show me your magic."

*Ding* [Acknowledged.

The system greets the host. Welcome to the anime system. Hope host shall be satisfied with the system's service. System facilities include:

1) Store: a shop where host can buy anything that the host has seen in any Anime. The currency of this shop shall be Ap. Ap can be earned along with exp. Thai can be obtained by completing any questions, or killing something.

2) Inventory: a place where the host may store anything that the host obtains. Will evolve with the host's level.

3) Scanner: a function that allows the host to see his status and anyone else's status. The level of the opponent also plays a role in the amount of information that the system may show.

4) The mentor: a function of the system that allows the host to learn from the best way n every field. The mentors will be brought through Ap as well.

5) Lucky draw: a place where the host can obtain anything that is present in the shop. The host can draw from here once a month and the results of the draw shall depend on host's luck.

6) Gift: a specialised shop where the host may buy shop items for a person other than the host.

Host must refer to me as S. As the author is too lazy to type the word system everytime I am mentioned.

7) Quests: missions randomly assigned to the host based on the situation.

I shall now show host his status screen:

Name: Zed Slane

Race: human

Class: fallen noble

Title: none

Techniques:

Hypnosis MAX( Able to use on anyone of lower cultivation. The person must already have complete trust in the user for alteration of memories. Can only be used on two people, after this, the technique shall vanish. This is to fullfill the host's fetish for mind control upon which god took pity.)

Gamer body ( host's body is like a game character)

Gamer mind ( host is invulnerable to all mental attacks. Host is also invulnerable to all emotional trauma unless host wishes to feel it)

True Chaos cultivation technique (gift provided by god. An unlimited potential technique to be cultivated by the host)

Level-1

Ap: 0

Evaluation: host is useless. Even bird poop can come and kill you.]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it seems I had alot of work to be done.....