1 Who are you

I was Nicholas Cloud wait you don't know who I am Who the hell are you I was an infamous playboy I got all of the women and I am still 17 I finally got a date with the school beauty then I walked in front of a soccer ball and got hit in THE NUTS damn assholes the damn thing was aimed for a pervert taking pictures of the girls and i walked in the way

I woke up in an infirmary then I remembered what happened I tried to feel for my most prized asset and It was GONE i died from shock don't laugh you would do the same right men i had a date with the school beauty and i was going to hit that but then i lost my Nuts

Fast forward i was talking to God i was saying how bullshit this is Give me my life back along with my nuts right now or i will take your wife i was talking to a young man with white hair he said he was god

Hahaha you have actually died the most funny way i have ever seen you know hat i was going to send you to hell cause you slept with ALOT of married women but i will reincarnate you what do you say

hey can i just go back to earth i still have my date you know

You reincarnate or go to HELL chooses now

Fine I will reincarnate but can you give me a system from those mangas and novels

No I won't I will let you choose an element instead because systems are for people who are going to heaven, not Hell now choose

I will choose ice because it is cool HAHAHA get it it's a pun also make sure i still have damn nuts got it

Okay you will have your nuts with you and you get ice element as well make sure to entertain me maybe when you die i wont send you to Hell

Wait i didn't want the ice element it was a pun

Bye

Nooo then i suddenly woke up on a comfy bed damn this feels good maybe i am in heaven the i heard a voice

Thank god lord nick your alive

what the fuck who are you i asked and who am i

Huh are you okay lord cloud i am your maid and you are the sixth prince of the cloud dynasty

Huh prince maybe this will be fun