13 Chapter 13: Arlong Park

With a new Robot Body, Cheat Technology and Knowledge of the Plot the One piece world is just a Game. ~"Only a matter of time till I win~

From Calvin Galaxy's Inner thoughts.

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Morning Arlong Park

"When I see those damn humans , it will be their heads I chew on and not a canon ball! They will pay for disrespecting us fishmen!"

'Bam Bam Bam' there was an urgent knocking on the huge gate

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM a loud commotion assaults the ears of the inhabitants of Arlong Park. The Gate was broken and lying on the ground!

Calvin and kureha were at the front of a crowd of people that included Decimo and the soldiers, Nami, Nojiko, Genzo the village leader and the village people.

(He had told the villagers that today, was the day that he would defeat Arlong. As a show of confidence he had invited them to come along.

They seemingly got the wrong idea as they cam with pitchforks, rakes and other deadly farm equipment for battle.)

Arlong saw the crow at his door, he was shocked at their boldness and then he became disdainful. "Hmph you disgusting little humans think you can fight against me just because you have some help?"

Calvin looked at the crowd behind him and the back at Arlong. "You misunderstand I am here to fight you not them, they're just here to watch XD".

Nojiko grabbed Calvin's hand fearfuly. "What! Prince Calvin I thought that your guards were going to fight!" shouted Nojiko. Nami grabbed Calvin's other arm fearfully.

"Yea your guards are big and strong and even beat fishmen before! you're just a kid" added Genzo the village leader. The villagers nodded in agreement

Kureha shook her head at their ignorance. "More like a monster in the form a child...."

Pitying the villagers and how foolish they were going to look when their jaws dropped, Decimo the leader of the guards decided to give them a head's up.

"Hahaha fear not villagers, Our lord is the most brave and valiant lord of all time! Not to mention he is the stronger than all of us guards combined".

Calvin smiled and nodded with his arms folded. 'If I said that it would be boasting, but the truth of my greatness cannot be hidden!'

Seeing Calvin nodding to his praises, Decimo decided to continue praising him in hopes of a reward. He had already gotten a deluxe customized HX00R robot for himself!

Their strength was from being part Laphan (giant white rabbits of Drum Island), as they had been fused using the Baku Baku no mi.

Now the the soldiers became horny way more frequently. The HX00R bots were now indispensable for sating their lusts, and they visited the ship's brothel daily for the last few days! .

With how randy and powerful they were a normal woman would be utterly devastated by having sex with one of the soldier.

'We would surely become pirates for the crime of sexing women to death' thought Decimo wryly.

Thinking of the heavenly pleasure that this machine had given him with just a blowjob! It was called the guock guock 5000 feature! Decimo was adamant on praising Calvin to the moon if he had to.

Continuing on his quest for rewards Decimo continued "Our Lord can beat Arlong easily with just one finger!

Calvin look back and at Decimo and put his hands in his pockets as he shook his head.

Decimo was surprised, even he thought he was over selling it but he was wrong! "No hands! My lord will beat up Arlong with no hands!"

Kureha felt both her heart and her nether regions pulse in excitement! 'Why does he seem so badass that my heart is racing!?' she thought with a frown.

'I must admit that he's conquered my body with that massive dick! But how could I be falling for a little brat ! Even if I look like a 18 year old doesn't mean I should fall in love like one!

Taking a deep breath kureha shouted. "You better not boast and loose! or I will loose the little respect I have for you Calvin you brat!"

Calvin smirked and didn't look back, he had a cocky look on his face as if Arlong and his crew were nothing but a minor inconvenience. 'Warming up to me are you? you old cougar'

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Arlong was beyond furious, these weak looking humans were talking as if he was an ant! "Son of a fishmonger! "he cursed as a blood vessel NEARLY burst in his head. "Want to pretend I'm not here!?! Let's see you ignore this!"

Arlong Ripped his teeth out his mouth like a pair of dentures, and they grew back instantly then he ripped the new set of teeth out as well!

Armed with his two sets of teeth that were like bear traps Arlong attacked! 'Chomp! Chomp!' He viciously punched out before closing his iron tearing bear trap like teeth in his hands.

Calvin dodged at the last second, and the teeth tore his clothes but didn't go any further.

Calvin stepped away from the crowd and deeper into Arlong park, he knew Arlong wasnt against using hostages. Plus he couldn't let his new followers get hurt could he? They would be his new followers, whether the knew it or not at this moment lol.

Looking at the cloth caught in his teeth weapon Arlong sneered. " You're lucky to barely dodge my attack, but next time-!" Arlong lunged into an attack midsentence to catch Calvin off guard.

Calvin dodged once more and jumped dozens of metres into the air, before landing on the floating platform of money. "Stop it's too late you money loving bastard!

Arlong who had rushed over stopped with a grin on his face. 'He even went into the trap after he was far away from it and it's so obvious' he thought excitedly.

Seeing Arlong's feral grin he could guess what he was thinking, Calvin sneered at his naivety. "I have the high ground, you'll have to swim and then climb up to attack me. You can't win!" Plus if you attack me you'll destroy your moneeeeey!"

" Shahahahaha!! foolish human, you can't beat a fishman on water! You loose!" Arlong jumped into the water despite the warning.

Calvin facepalmed, at the thoughtless and impatient Along. 'I didn't even have to provoke him and he rushed right over, despite how suspicious my behaviour is.... time to show off! lol'

"Shark on darts!" Arlong flew out the water with extreme speed like a torpedo! Calvin bent down picking up a large gold coin, Arlong flew right over him without even scratching him!

Arlong crashed through a stack of money ,sending bills flying everywhere, before plunging into the water on the other side of the platform. "Impossible! How could he dodge me at that speed!?"

Arlong's thoughts raced as he tried to rationalize what happened. "He must really be lucky! There's no way this lucky little human bastard dodged me on purpose!"

Arlong got a swimming start and kicked his legs faster than a propeller. "Again shark on darts!" He rocketed out of the water even faster than before!

Arlong opened his mouth baring his fangs. 'I'll bite through his neck and tear his head off SHAHAHAHA'. He took one last look at Calvin before he tore him apart.

One second Calvin was there, with glowing eyes locked on Arlong's speeding form, the next he blurred and was gone! He was moving so fast that he disappeared in a second!

Calvin squatted like a coiled spring, then he exploded into motion. As he pushed off the recoil broke the floating wooden platform with money into several pieces!

Calvin jumped into action and recklessly slammed his forehead into Arlong's chin. Crack! The sound of metal hitting flesh and bones was heard. Calvin used headbutt! It was super Effective!

Arlong flew up into the air, before falling down like a kite with a broken string. Calvin landed on the floor lightly, up until this moment he had not used his hands. They were firmly in his pockets.

Seeing Calvin suddenly appear over by the poolside Nami , Nojiko and the villagers were shocked "So Fast!" Looking at where Calvin was looking, they saw Arlong on the floor with his teeth smashed, with blood foam running out his mouth!

Their Jaws dropped in utter shock!

Calvin walked over and looked at Arlong, he could only shake his head disappointedly. Arlong's eyes were rolled back, he was out cold. Calvin stooped down looking depressed.

"Damn I knocked him out before he could show his sword tricks! Oy Oy Arloooong wake up, I'm not finished beating you up yet!" Calvin slapped Arlong across the face several times, Arlong however was unresponsive...

Nami and the villagers fell to the floor in shock! Was he throwing a fit because his enemy lost too fast!?

"That's crazy!" Nojiko looked at Decimo in amazement. 'He really wasn't bragging when he said he said Prince Calvin was stronger!' Nojiko turned to look at Nami, she was crying!

Calvin looked around at all the cannon fodder Arlong pirate crew members and sighed. "Well that's that, might as well try out the neat trick that I learnt anyways!" Calvin put his mouth in the seawater and started to inhale.

He got up with his mouth looking like a water balloon before shooting out short rapid-fire bursts of water at the speed of bullets! 'Calvin used water gun! The fishmen fainted!' thought Calvin whimsically.

"Soldiers remove these pirates and place them in the holding cells" ordered Calvin. "Yes my lord!" Dozens of soldiers quickly tied up the Arlong pirates and carried them aboard the ship (A.S.S. Clapper)

"Well now that we've completed the removal of the local tyrant let's have a feast to celebrate Cocoyashi village and the Conomi Islands joining my BlackSky Empire!

We're free!!! Hip Hip Hooraay ! Woooooohhhoo!!!Cheered the villagers. Some laughed Some cried but all were thankful.