11 Chapter 11: Gosa Village
It was a beautiful day in the Conomi Islands. We zoom in on a particular Island which is the location of Gosa village.
A group of 5 hulking and tall (for a regular human) strangers had entered the village.
They looked like small 7 ft tall mountains, on closer inspection it was actually 6 people!
One man had a small dark skinned boy riding piggy back on his shoulders! No one knew where they came from, there was no sign of a boat at the docks whatsoever.
They wore thick winter coats that were double buttoned and looked very out of place on a bright sunny day.
Unbeknownst to the villagers, it was the military uniform of the Drum kingdom!
They seemed to wear strange hats with white bunny ears poking out, itt created a silly contrast with their menacing size.
Entering a local bar they sat down to the wary stares of the villagers. The last time a group of strangers had come, it had been the Arlong pirates.
They were like the axe of an executioner. A dangerous threat hanging above their heads constantly up to this day.
"Bartender give us your finest liquor!" roared a young boyish voice . Suddenly the bustling bar became silent as everyone turned and eyed the strangers.
"My Lord you talked too loud now everyone's staring at us...." whispered a drum military soldier.
"We cant hide so we might as well face everything head on!" said the small boy who who was now sitting on a bar stool.
"Besides we have nothing to fear in such a weak place! MUUU-HAHAHAHAHA!" he continued with boundless arrogance.
It was the Young Master Cal-!.... No it was our trans-migrator Calvin current lord of Drum island. As soon as he declared everyone present as weaklings, the bar got even quieter.
Palpable tension filled the air, it was so thick you could cut it with a fork! All the villagers fearfully looked to one corner of the bar.
"OOY human! A pathetic little human like you dare to act cocky here?! Do you know you just committed a crime?!" shouted a voice from the corner of the bar.
Calvin was too lazy to at the corner of the bar "No I don't. Bartender give me a tequila, hhmmm vodka, no maybe some rum is all you would have".
In the corner was 3 fishmen sitting around a table. All the villagers avoided them like they had the plague, that was how intimidated they were.
The fishman was annoyed that the child didn't even look at him when responding! "You are guilty of the crime of disrespecting, and now even ignoring the superior species of this world! a fishman!"
Looking nonchalant Calvin turned to Decimo his trusty sidekick " I don't feel like turning around, what do they look like?" he asked in a loud voice.
The villagers in the bar all fell to the floor in shock! 'He was still ignoring the dangerous and bloodthirsty pirates?!' they thought.
"young man you are in a dangerous position, you shouldn't disrespect them they are fishmen that are 10 times stronger than humans!" a mature man in a uniform with a windmill on his head said nervously.
Decimo looked at the fishmen thoughtfully " one has light blue skin, long black hair, red lips, bags under his eyes, and a pink fin on the back of his head. One is pink and the other is...."
"So not pointy nose Arlong, nor any of the strong ones like octopus or kissy face boy" said Calvin cutting off Decimo mid sentence.
Everyone fell to the floor in shock including the canon fodder fishmen. "You know Arlong and you dare to act this arrogant on his turf!?!? " shouted the fishman in shock.
The windmill head man had a look of panic on his face "young boy that isn-"
"Shut up roared the fishman, all you humans are beneath us fishman and you dare to act like this You're gonna regret this" said the fishman. Looking at his two companions they all got up menacingly .
In exasperation Calvin face palmed "Cut the unoriginal bad guy script! I am bored already!"
Calvin yawned and got up off the bar stool without looking back "Welp looks like we wont be getting the liquor boys, beat em up! And don't forget to get DNA samples"
"Where do you think you're goin?!" shouted the fishman rushing towards Calvin. 'Blam' a chair thrown by Decimo collided with the first fishman, with a leap he then appeared in front the other two and punched them in the face!
Decimo looked down at the fishmen who had crashed through tables and landed on the "He's leaving, and you are going to get your asses kicked".
Calvin had already gone through the door, before their bodies hit the floor!
It happened so fast that the villagers were standing in shock not understanding what happened. Suddenly like a damn breaking they all ran away in panic.
Only the soldiers were left in the building, and the bartender peeping from behind the bar.
With hoots and cheers the other soldiers rooted for Decimo. "Wooohooo that was soo cool lieutenant ! They didn't even see that coming! Oh look one of them is getting up!"
Indeed one of the fishmen was getting up, it was the one hit by the chair! "You'll regret this human! The Arlong pirates will have your head!"
Decimo shook his head "My lord is right these are cliché villain lines, king Wapol used to talk like that all the time" he said with a sigh.
Looking down on the fishman from his towering height, Decimo shook his head disdainfully. "I will stand right here and not move if you can knock me out it's your win".
The fishman became extremely angry and started attacking. He punched and kicked Decimo in the stomach. It was not very effective.
Decimo stood still and actually had his eyes closed! With a wicked glint in his eye the fishman drew a dagger and stabbed Decimo in the Chest with all his might!
The other soldiers who were watching leisurely cried out in shock "Lieutenant!"
"Ah! screamed Decimo as he swatted away the hand with the knife and slapped the fishman in the head so hard it sounded like the crack of a whip.
"I almost thought it was a mosquito bite! I was about to complain to our lord that our skin isn't thick enough. Turns out it was a knife...." said Decimo in relief
"You really have thick skin Lieutenant" said one of the random soldiers.
Decimo grinned like a Chesire cat "We all do soldier, let's collect their blood and go!"
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That was the start of the Arlong pirates' nightmare. Everyday they went out to patrol their territory among the islands of the Conomi Archipelaho.
Every day a group of five or six fishmen, were beaten until they lost consciousness!
The perpetrators would always disappear into thin air like ghosts.
Arlong was raving mad! Every time it happened he was too late to catch the persons that beat up his subordinates!
Grinding his teeth in fury Arlong was pissed! "How dare they do this to our superior fishman race!"
"When I find you you're gonna pay!!!!!!" he shouted in rage.
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Hearing a rage filled scream echoing throughout the islands, Calvin smirked with glee.
He was in the ship which was floating above the skies of Conomi Islands in stealth mode.
"Enjoy your freedom Arlong, because your time is almost up" murmured Calvin.
"Once that little munchkin gets here I can make a grand performance of kicking your ass! "
"After that she will idolize me as her lord and Saviour!" said Calvin wishing he had a moustache to twirl!
"That will plant the seed to be harvested a couple years down the line!
Oda's poster girl will be mine !! Muu-hahahahahahaha MUU-hahahahahaaa! "
The soldiers and kureha stared at Calvin awkwardly.
"Scheming on catching more women in your clutches? Be polite and do that in your head and stop plotting out-loud damnit!" shouted Kureha exasperatedly as she punched the same random soldier again!
"But I still didn't do anything!" complained the random soldier.
Kureha looked at him even more annoyed "Sounds like you want to be officially promoted to officer punching Bag!"
The random soldier immediately shut up and looked towards his lord Calvin for help.... Calvin did not see his silent call for help
Chopper walked up to Calvin with a worried look on his "Do you need a checkup?"
Picking up Chopper in his brain point, he placed him on the armrest of the chair like a plush doll.
Calvin patted him on the head, and posed his pinky finger in classic Dr. Evil style.
"No I'm not sick, you're sick idiot!" chuckled Calvin.
Squirming to escape from Calvin he retorted "The one that calls and idiot idiot is the idiot!"
"Shut up and be the mascot already! I am sure I can lure all the girls with your lethal cuteness" said Calvin and gave chopper a nuggie.
Chopper who growing up had been scorned by both humans, grinned at the compliment retorted happily "Who's cute ya bastard!?".
Calvin grinned at his simplicity. "You are ya little bastard!" chuckled Calvin.
"I'm little? you're just as little bastard ! shouted Chopper as he finally he escaped from Calvin's tormenting grasp.
"Haha that I am ya bastard!" retorted Calvin merrily.
Looking at a monitor, there was movement on the sea near the island that Cocoyashi village was located.
He saw a small boat full of money bags of loot being sailed by a red headed little girl.
"The show is about to begin!" said Calvin with a maniacal smile.
