Great ways to die....

Walking down the street we could see a young man walking on a sidewalk minding his own business.

Yes, it was our mc kambe Shimura.

with indifferent eyes as he walks through the street observing his surrounding he thought,

"Today is the same as ever nothing interesting", continuing to walk he saw a child about to get hit by a truck on the street due to him wanting to get his ball back.

" What a cliche," he thought as he watches it with interest, no he doesn't even think to save the boy as to why to? he has a egocentric tendency that makes him only care for himself.

but today it was not the "Every day", as the truck suddenly change it directly to our one and only mc, No mc was bot a neet mean8ng he has a fit body, ofcourse, he at least keeps his body in check, I mean you can't be satisfied to yourself with a fat body can you?.

with that in mind, he starts to roll on the other side of the road, however, he was not expecting the boy that was about to get crushed by the truck to suddenly push him,

it was then he realizes that the boy has no face.

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"How long have I been here," shimura thought as he 'Stare?' at the void, but like a wise man once said.

"If you look at the abyss, abyss would look back to you", so it did as there is suddenly a giant purple misty eye that looks at him.

Suddenly the scenery change into a living room, as to now that shimura realizes that he is now "Inside" his own body again and not in the shape of a "ball", so he thought.

Looking in front of him, he could see a humanoid being with no face with a white color skin. (a/n: looks like truth)

" Hello~ moi name is not important but you can call me ROB" the being said,

"Well hello then my name is kambe Shimura, and why am I here," said our mc as he start to think about some fanfiction scenario he read in his free time.

"Yes, exactly I brought thou here is for my entertainment as right now there is a trend about our kind to reincarnate lower being such as human from modern earth, but I was quite disappointed about other "Reincarnator" because they were too selfless and retarded so here you are a selfish bastard that only does things for your amusement," said that being

"Well I'm down for it to be honest, as my life before is quite boring other than doing that threesome oyakodon to which we forced the husband to watch," said our mc

"Humu, so right now I will grant you 3 wishes, and an extra wish for backstory and first world, worry not you will still get to keep your memory"

"Alright then, my first wish would be that I have Shiba Tatsuya regeneration ability," said Mc as he thought 'But with his regeneration ability i would need my brain to be able to calculate my whole body and I don't trust myself with that task and that I was able to calculate the calculation with my own mind' with that in mind he already decide his second wish.

"My second wish would be that I have SHIRO from NGNL intellect and calculating power," said Mc as he remembers that Shiro can calculate anything within seconds.

"My third wish would be that I have Dimensional group chat like in those FF"

"alright then I want my backstory is that I was the only living family member of a wealthy and powerful family, want myself to have complete authority over the family assets and power as to I has all of the authority over that family, i want to looks like Kambe daisuke from fugou keiji and I want to change my name to his name, I also want my family to focus on tech so that I would have at least monopoly over Japan tech, as to my first world I will pick KAGUYA SAMA LOVE IS WAR"

"alright is doable, hope you entertain me" Said ROB to Kambe Shimura, no Kambe daisuke as our mc Blackout .