1 CHAPTER I

My name is Hyuga Hiroshi. I am physically 27 years old. I am also a reincarnation.

Or to be precise, an ASB picked me up from my home dimension and dumped me here with some very useful cheats and without any instructions beyond "Entertain me!".

Anyway, I was born as a Hyuga Branch House member, four years before Namikaze Minato. When I realized that I would have to fight in the Second Great Shinobi War, I nearly lost my mind. If it hadn't been for the cheats provided by the deranged ASB, which included a System, I would've. Then I remembered that even if I don't get wasted in the Second Great Shinobi War, there's still the Third Great Shinobi War that's going to follow. And the Attack of the Nine Tails, Hyuga Incident, Uchiha Massacre, Orochimaru, Pain, Obito, Zetsu and Madara triggering the Fourth Great Shinobi War and the Big Boss Kaguya...

And almost had another mental breakdown.

After a couple of hours, I managed to get myself together and dedicated myself to becoming stronger. All I did was train and train except for the time I spent with my parents which kept me from burning out.

My parents are Hyuga Hina and Hyuga Shiro. Apparently my parents are star crossed lovers. My mom was born in the Branch House but my dad was born in the Main House, part of the Elder Lineage. He fell for my mother and at the age of twenty willingly accepted the Caged Bird Curse Seal and became a part of the Branch House to marry my mom. So I have had a somewhat notorious reputation since birth. And I inherited my father's silver white hair, which is a rarity among the Hyuga clansmen.

I wasn't born with a talent for fighting like Itachi or Neji. But the cheats that I was provided with helped me to overcome this weakness.

Every year on my birthday, my System would give me one random but useful gift.

At the age of one, I got intelligence equivalent of Nara Shikamaru.

At the age of two, I received the purest Uzumaki bloodline.

At the age of three, I was given affinity for all the elements.

At the age four, I received the ability to modify and alter any seals limited by only my imagination.

At the age of five, I was presented with Absolute Genjutsu Immunity.

Age six, I was given the Perk of the Ultimate Copycat.

Age seven, Perfect Recall.

Age eight, Supreme Mental and Spiritual defense.

Age nine, Flying Thunder God.

Age ten, Lucky Bastard Perk.

Age eleven, Blessing of Loki.

Age twelve, Perfect Bullshitter.

And at the age of thirteen, I was rewarded with something that's been the most helpful thing to me ensuring my survival. Kekkei Mora. Which comes with the Tenseigan.

So I survived two Shinobi World Wars and spent twenty seven years in the Narutoverse. I am happily married to the most attractive woman in the Elemental Nations with two kids, my parents are alive and enjoying their retirement. I have more than a dozen cool monikers and a very fearsome reputation. And today Namikaze Minato is going to become the Fourth Hokage. For now, life is good.