C91 [CLICK BAIT PANTY PIC]

*I feel like these titles are corrupting me*

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After Ron showed me the kitchen, I thought about what I should make. Looking through the ingredients in hand, I decided to go with KFC for this one. Back on earth, I worked a lot of shit low-level jobs. Many of those jobs were in the food industry. Working at KFC was one of them and although a lot of the food came pre-made, the chicken was made fresh. I would say that I'm pretty good at whooping up some crispy chicken so I'll just go with that. He had everything I would need, except for the 11 herbs and spices. I'll just have to make do with what I have on hand.

While thinking of how I'll make the chicken, I had to come up with side dishes. I always liked biscuits, but it would be annoying to make. Hmm... mash potatoes? No, if I make that, I'll have to make gravy for them and I don't want to go through all that trouble. I could make green beans. That would be easy, but not enough for a side dish. Mac and cheese, maybe? I would need the right cheese though. Mac and cheese without cheddar would be pretty lame. Searching through the ingredient, I couldn't find cheddar anywhere. *sigh* maybe the system had it?

With a quick search on the system shop, I found a ton of cheeses that existed back on earth, including cheddar. It was cheap so I bought it without a second thought. Wait... if the system has cheeses from earth, does it have other things as well? Searching through the system, I found something amazing.

{Glock 19 Pistol - 3,000 SP

Ruger LCP Pistol - 2,000 SP

AK-47 Assault Rifle - 8,000 SP

M-16 Assault Rifle - 9,000 SP}

(A/N: This is before he summoned Schneizel by the way.)

Holy sh*t. Has the system always had things from earth? Was I just lazy and didn't check it until now. I'm such an idiot! Of course, the system would have things from earth. Half of my soul is from earth, after all. I wonder if it has porn?

{Mia Khalifa Filmography - 500 SP

Asa Akira Filmography - 500 SP

Alexis Texas Filmography - 500 SP

...}

Oh my god. When I hit puberty down the line, I'm definitely going to be visiting the shop again. Wait... I wonder if it would have that too?

{SS-N-30 Cruise Missile - 30,000 SP

LGM-30 Minuteman III ICBM Ballistic Missile - 32,500 SP

RS-28 Sarmat "Satan 2" Warhead - 40,000

...}

Holy sh*t, the list goes on and on. The system has some dangerous stuff. Imagine firing those on an unsuspecting kingdom or army. I could take over the continent easily with these. Hehehe...HAHAHAHAHAHA! No, stop the evil villain laughter right this instant! I will not take over the world... I will not take over the world... I will not take over the world, but it would be so easy! I repeat over and over as I try to hold back my maniacal laughter.

While I'm having an inner struggle of good and evil, Ron has already started cooking. Rem is seated in the kitchen watching me with a confused expression. I gathered all my ingredients and started staring into space. Then I started laughing like some evil Noble and she has no idea what's going on. Ron is completely ignoring me, as his restaurant is on the line right now.

"Master, are you going to start cooking?" She asks as she stares at me in confusion.

"Huh, oh yeah thanks for reminding me, Rem. Also just call me Syrin. We're on a date, after all." I say as snap out of my inner struggle.

"Alright... Syrin." She says with some reluctance and a blush on her cheeks.

After getting myself under control, I took my ingredients to the counter and sorted everything. I then measured out everything and set it aside for when I'm ready. At first, I was going to make my fresh pasta from scratch for the mac and cheese, but that would be too much work so I just bought it from the system. With that out of the way, I started making the chicken. Ron didn't have pre-cut chicken, so I have to carve this little guy up into legs, thighs, breasts, and wings. The chicken at KFC comes pre-cut, but I learned how to break down a chicken from my time at another restaurant.

After breaking the chicken down, I got my wet and dry mixtures ready. The wet mixture is just eggs and milk and the dry mixture is flour and seasonings Ron had on hand. First, coat the chicken in the dry mix, then to the wet, and back to the dry one last time. With each piece of chicken coated it's time to fry it up. While the chicken is frying, I start making the Mac and cheese. It's pretty much milk and cream mixed with cheddar cheese on the stove. Once everything is melted and cheesy, I dump

In the cooked pasta. With the Mac and cheese finished, I sauté some green beans in butter and I'm done.

I made six plates worth of food. Enough for me, Rem, Ron, and the three judges. As I look around the kitchen, I see that Ron has finished cooking as well. We eye each other's dishes for a moment and judge each other's food based on looks.

"What is that? I saw you cook the chicken in the fat. Where did you learn that?" He asks as he could instinctively tell my food is good.

"Came up with it myself." I lie easily. "You worried that I'll own your restaurant soon?"

"Your cooking may look good, but there's a difference between looking good and tasting good." He says as he still thinks he'll win.

"Well, we'll see who wins soon, won't we?" I say as we exit the kitchen.

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