2 Chapter 1

My heart raced as I opened my eyes, only to find myself face to face with a familiar pink-haired girl.

'Oh god, it wasn't a dream!' I thought, my mind reeling with disbelief as the class erupted into mocking laughter at Louise's summoning of a commoner boy. But wait, why were they calling me a boy?

Glancing down, I noticed I was dressed in a black jacket and blue pants. 'Uh, maybe that's why they think I'm a boy' I reasoned, trying to make sense of the situation.

Before I could gather my thoughts, I heard approaching footsteps and saw Louise making her way towards me, her cheeks tinged with a blush.

"Be grateful, normally a noble wouldn't do this to a commoner boy!" she said, her words dripping with tsundere charm as she leaned in for a kiss.

Panic surged through me, and instinctively, I brought my hand up to cover my mouth, halting her advance just before our lips could meet.

As I did, a strange sensation rippled through my hand, and I watched in astonishment as a tattoo materialized on my skin, marking me as Louise's familiar.

Then, everything went black, and I cursed mentally at the god that took me from my home.

Louise seemed unfazed by the tattoo, as if it were the most natural thing in the world. But Colbert, noticing the unfamiliar runes,seemed confused.

…..

As I became conscious again, I couldn't help but notice Louise's impatient gaze fixed on me.

I looked at my surroundings and noticed I was in a room.

"Are you going to get up or not?! My clothes aren't going to wash themselves!" she snapped, her annoyance evident in her tone.

I bristled at her attitude, my frustration boiling over. Clutching my phone tightly, I rose to my feet and met her gaze head-on.

"Look, brat, no one wants this, much less me," I retorted, my voice laced with irritation. "And I don't care if you have problems, that's no excuse to talk to me like that when I didn't do anything to you!"

My words hung in the air, a tense silence settling between us as Louise's expression shifted from annoyance to surprise.

Louise's eyes narrowed as she growled, "You can't talk to me like that! I'm a noble-!"

But I wasn't about to let her intimidate me. Stepping forward, I cut her off mid-sentence.

"And why should I care?!" I shot back, my voice ringing with defiance. "You took me away from my house, my old life where I was happy, all because you wanted a familiar! So no, bitch, I don't care that you are a noble, and I would rather kill myself here and now than live a life where I am your slave!"

With a surge of anger and determination, I grabbed the door to the room and slammed it open, stepping out into the unknown.

After all, I had already lost everything. Why should I care if I lost my life?

...

Louise was running like crazy, looking everywhere for her familiar.

Then, she opened the door to the arms room only to find Luci about to stab herself with a sword.

"Stupid familiar! Are you crazy?! Do you really want to die?!" Louise shouted.

But she was met with a crazy, maniacal laughter coming from the girl with glasses.

"And what other option do I have?! Be your stupid slave and live miserably for my entire life?! Hell no! I'd rather die with dignity than live like a dog!" said the familiar, and she was about to move the sword near her heart.

"Stop! I'll treat you like a human, I swear, just don't kill yourself!" Louise pleaded.

"Oh? That's not enough, brat," the girl said mockingly.

"Wh-?!" Louise started, but Luci interrupted her.

"I know that in this society, even among humans, there is a difference between commoners and nobles, and being treated like the latter is of no use to me," the girl said, adding, "Treat me as an equal, and I won't kill myself."

Louise's eyes widened in indignation at Luci's request, her pride as a noble stinging at the thought of treating someone she considered beneath her as an equal. But before she could protest, Luci approached the sword to her heart, the blade glinting dangerously in the dim light of the room.

In defeat, Louise clenched her teeth, her pride wounded but her resolve wavering. "Fine," she said between gritted teeth, her voice strained with reluctance, "I accept."

Luci's smile turned wicked, sending a shiver down Louise's spine. "Good," she said, her voice dripping with satisfaction.

But then, her smile disappeared as she grabbed the sword, her tone turning eerie. "I will take this with me," she declared, her grip tightening on the weapon, "the moment you don't do your part of the deal, I will kill myself."

Louise's eyes widened in horror at the chilling threat, realizing the gravity of the situation. She nodded, swallowing her pride and accepting the terms, knowing she had no other choice.

...

I couldn't help but feel smug after managing to manipulate Louise.

Did I regret it?

Not one bit.

I always found her annoying, not as much as Saito, but still a bothersome tsundere.

Besides, if she started bothering me, I could either threaten her with my own life and live the good life,

And if that doesn't work, well, I could always end it all and finally rest in peace.

Either way, I end up winning.

We were walking to her room, and I could see that Louise was fuming.

I decided not to mock her, and when we walked in, I said, "I don't have a problem sleeping on the floor, I just want a blanket and a pillow."

Louise growled, and said "You get them!"

I just shrugged my shoulders, and said "Well, I don't have a problem with that, I can always ask a maid."

Louise didn't say anything, still annoyed.

I sighed, and went away, this time to search for Siesta.

I could use some talking to someone who wasn't a bitch.

"Where are you going?" Louise demanded.

"To search for a pillow and a blanket, duh," I said in a tone that said "are you an idiot?"

Louise growled but didn't say anything.

"Who knows, maybe I'll go to the library, I want to see what the books in this place are like" I said casually.

Unknown to her, it caught Louise's attention a little.

"So, can you read?" Louise said in a tone that made it seem like she didn't care.

"I don't want to brag, but I'm a great writer. Who knows, maybe I can give you a book that can help you," I said.

Louise just scoffed and said, "Writer or not, you're just a peasant. What can you know about magic?"

I just rolled my eyes and said, "Suit yourself then" before closing the door.

…..

I was walking through the hallways of the school, trying to find someone from the staff for a nap or otherwise, without paying attention to the few nobles that I passed.

While passing by a blonde with a brown-haired girl, however, the girl told me "Hold on."

I made an annoyed sound and turned to say "What do you want?"

"You caused a lot of trouble for us nobles, and not even a word of thanks-?" He started.

I decided this wasn't worth my time, so I turned around and walked away.

"H-Hey!" said the boy indignantly.

I ignored him and kept walking.

Finally, thinking about giving up and going back to my room, I noticed a maid with short black hair and blue eyes.

I walked up to her and said, "Uh, excuse me, I need some help."

"Of course! How can I help you-?" The girl , who I recognized as Siesta, said, before being shocked when she saw me.

I couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable, and said "Uh, I would like a sheet and a pillow for me please."

This brought her out of her shock, and she said "Sure! On my way, I just hope you don't mind that I have to accompany you."

"Right, lead the way" I said

As we walked to where the blankets and pillows were, I could see that Siesta was trying and failing to hide that she was looking at me curiously.

I decided to start a conversation, and I said "Is there anything you want to ask me? Don't worry, it doesn't bother me, I don't have much to do."

This seemed to relieve the girl, who said "Yes, I have heard that you are a relative of the noblewoman Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, is that true?"

"Sadly yes, luckily I discovered that you only need to threaten to kill yourself if the nobles need you to shut their mouths!" I said jokingly.

Siesta's eyes widened in shock at Luci's casual remark. She paused for a moment, processing the unexpected comment, before regaining her composure.

"I-I see," Siesta said, a hint of discomfort in her voice as she tried to maintain a professional demeanor. "Well, um, I hope everything is alright now."

Despite her attempt to brush off the comment, Siesta couldn't shake off the unease that lingered in her mind. She quickly retrieved the sheet and pillow for Luci, eager to end the conversation and return to her duties.

"Is there anything else I can do for you?" Siesta said.

I just shrugged and said, "Not really, thanks, by the way!"

The maid seemed taken aback by how polite I was to her.

I decided not to push her to say anything and instead just turned around and left. Siesta watched me go, still surprised by the encounter but grateful for the unexpected courtesy.

...

I entered the room silently, and there was Louise asleep.

I decided to take advantage of the fact that the brat was asleep to be able to look up information about the series, the villains more than anything.

'God, I didn't realize it, but now that I'm the protagonist and not Saito, I'll have to deal with them!' I thought of annoyance

But before I could search for information, my stomach growled.

'For fuck' s sake! I forgot to eat!' I thought now angry

I searched for an image on Google of a pizza, looking at it with hunger and sadness.

'Oh culinary delights, so close but at the same time so far-' I thought for a second as I clicked on the image to download it.

My thoughts were interrupted when I saw an option that said "3D Printing."

'Uh?' I thought, but seeing Louise still asleep, I quietly left the room, and sitting on the floor, I pressed the button.

Suddenly, a pizza on a plate appeared in an instant!

"Oh my God-!" I almost screamed, before covering my mouth.

I smelled the pizza, and after grabing a slice, i took a bite.

'Thus tastes like a real pizza!' was the only thing i coukd think as i devoured it.

When i finised it, an evil smile appeared on my face.