1 The new world
"Where I'm I?" a man spoke slowly.
"Hey hey, we'll come to hell." A figure of a woman appeared in the shadow.
"Hell? Who are you?"
"Goddess." She pointed at the man, "and I chose you to entertain me."
"Entertain? But why me?"
"Cuz I wrote you to become the fanboy you are."
"What?"
The woman sighed "Satori Aisare, born in Japan till you moved to the USA because your dad got a better job. When you were 8, you got cancer. You couldn't go out, so you were stuck with movies, animes, games, etc. You realized at 15 you had photographic memory on top of your cancer. Making you 1 in 10 billion. Taking the SCP into interest, you memorized quite a few of them and even helped them make more SCPs."
"Why are we talking about this?"
"Sending you to marvel with an SCP system."
"But still, why me?"
"Please, there is like a gazillion of me sending more people into a movie or something." The woman pointed up as she saw the man fading. "Well, that's enough talking now. Have fun kid."
The Satori just stood with a slight smile.
"Well then. Thank you for choosing me."
Satori fully disappeared before the Goddess.
"Fufufu, this will be fun to write." She turned away and sunk into the darkness.
"Ugh. My head…" Satori sat up and looked around. He was near a lake in a green forest with the sun shining on his face. He stood up and walked towards the lake. There he found a rather charming man with pitch-back hair and eyes. In Satori's previous life, he was always skinny due to his cancer. He never thought the day when he could walk again would come.
[Welcome host to the SCP system.]
A message popped out in front of his face.
"Right, the system. Please tell me more about yourself."
[The SCP system will spawn a random SCP across the world every 1 week on Monday. Depending on how strong the SCP is, the 'beginning' reward(s) to help you capture the SCP will be adjusted to the danger level. Every time a new SCP spawns, a new reward will be issued. The 'capture' reward(s) will be given after you capture and contain the SCP. The reward(s) will depend on how difficult it is to capture the SCP. There are also two other functions other than the capture of the SCP. First is the [Inventory]. There is no limit on how much you can store but cannot contain things that are alive. And then there is Sub-quest, which is any other quest that does not capture the SCP. There will be no Shop, Store, Gacha, or anything like that. I hope the host finds this useful.]
"This… should be fun." since a boy, Satori would not experience anything thrilling and exciting. His one and only goal are to live without any regret. "System, what day is it?"
[2008/7/16. Sunday.]
"I see…" Satori put his hand on his chin and started thinking. "Can you give me a Sub-quest right now for some money?"
[Sub-quest activated.]
[Quest info: Help the Black Widow without her knowing]
[Reward: $500,000 USD, a private untraceable bank account.]
"Why so much so a Sub-quest?"
[This amount of money is just a drop in the ocean compared to the SCP Foundation.]
"Alright. I have an idea already. But how can I do that?"
[Beginning reward: Nigh-Superhuman]
"Hmm, I feel… interesting, stronger, faster, and my reflexes are incredible. Tell me where she is."
[USA, New York]
After more than a bit of walking, Satori made it out of the forest into a city full of people with the help of a friendly driver he met while making his journey.
[The Black Widow is on a mission to rescue a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who has valuable info on Hydra. You must make sure that she makes it out alive.]
The system told Satori, who was on a rooftop with a few pebbles of rocks in his hands. Then he heard several footsteps and shouting, followed by gunshots. A figure came out of the dark alley beside a man with a bow and arrows.
"Well well, if it isn't Hawkeye with Black Widow. The MCU movie did not show this so I think I screwed the timeline already." Satori muttered to himself. He watched the fight above ground and waited for a critical move from both sides. His mission was to get Natasha out and alive without her knowing.
A tall man pulled out a gun and aimed it carefully at Natasha and but before he pulled the trigger, Satori already reacted and tossed a small piece of rock that flew before the bullet was shot then shifting the trajectory just enough to miss Natasha's head and only graze her cheek when the gun fired. She pulled out a smoke grenade, tossed it, then disappeared with Clint.
"DAMNIT!!" The tall man shouted in anger and pulled his hair.
[Sub-quest completed, rewards have been issued.]
'Phew, predicting the bullet trajectory is hard. Oh well. It only grazed her cheek.' Satori jumped off into the darkness to do some quick shopping and find a good hotel to sleep at.
After a night at a 4.8-star hotel, he felt refreshed and energetic. The system interrupted his stretching with a quest.
[Would you like to receive your weekly SCP quest?]
"Accept," Satori said without hesitation while putting off his clothes. He was wearing a black vest under a white shirt and black jeans matching his hair and eyes.
[Quest started, SCP-029-J has been spawned in New Jersey. The beginning reward has been issued. You have received {1 large base}, {O5 Council}, {25 A rank soldiers} {1000 B rank soldiers}, {15000 C rank soldiers}, {100 A rank researcher}, {1000 B rank researchers}, and {Overwatch}. SCP-029-J danger level - SSS. Containment level - impossible. Status - Friendly. Beginning rewards have been cut from 100% to 0.01% due to friendly nature.]
"Man what THE FU-"
Satori walked out of the hotel and made a phone call to his new friends. A helicopter picked him up after 10 minutes of waiting and a man started talking to him. He was wearing a black tuxedo, seeming harmless but under that clothes is a whole lot of firepower. To match the black tuxedo, he has blond hair with hazel blue eyes.
"Sir, what should we call you?"
"...Call me the Admin."
"Yes, Admin. We have confirmed that SCP-029-J is in New Jersey as an Uber Driver. We have eyes on the target."
"Call your men off of SCP-029-J. He already knows that we are there. I need time to think."
"Yes, Admin."
'I don't know whether to be glad that it's Jesus or scared.' Satori now had to think of a plan to do something. Containing him would be impossible. So the only other option is a contract.
He was now out in the city streets and still thinking about the contract. During this time, someone bumped into him and quickly apologized before leaving. Satori knew exactly who she was.
"The black cat…" Satori muttered. However, that mutter was still heard by the sensitive ears of the cat. She turned around only to find the man she stole from nowhere to be seen.
Meanwhile Satori was having a hard time preventing one of his men from shooting Felicia because she stole from him. Satori didn't have anything valuable on him so it would cause more trouble to shoot someone in a crowded street. Also a good first impression is valuable. Knowing everything about your opponent before they know anything about you is how you put fear in people's hearts. Especially the IP address or browser history.
Beep beep!
"Get a move on asshole!" A man driving behind shouted at the Uber driver.
"Sorry, sorry." The Uber driver said carelessly. He pulled up to the sidewalk waiting for someone to get on.
The doors opened as a man entered with black hair and black eyes. He closed the door and the Uber driver started driving.
"So where to?" The Uber driver said."We both know what this is about, SCP-029-J. Or should I say, Jesus Christ?"
"Joshua Joseph is fine."
"Alright Mr, Joseph. I have an offer for you."
"Offer? No no no. This is actually funny. what can you offer me?"
"You promise that you would not hurt a single human being unless threatened, which I would like to see happen."
"And what do I get?"
"You like to talk with people right? How about I get rid of that annoying presence for you?"
