Only In Ohio

Save The Dragon! – Chapter Prologue "Only In Ohio"

<THE DRAGON's Pov>

United States of Muricka, State of Ohio, Nowheretown…

People and animals alike woke up as the scent of pre-dawn air lingered in the surroundings, The blazing sun rose up from the horizon turning the night sky orange and signaling a fresh morning.

The glittering rays of the dawn sun traveled from household to household waking the residents living inside them... Until it eventually met the home of our lovely Protagonist.

Sunlight glimmered from between the curtains, touching upon the face of our slumbering Protagonist.

The sun was truly hateful! because of it, our titular protagonist had to take the full brunt of Helios's glittering butt rays, This of course instantly woke him up.

"DAMN YOU SOL… I'LL FUCKING BURN YOU ONE DAY!" Reynard shouted at the sun as he sent countless curses that even 𝘐 would not dare utter towards every single solar deity he had comprehensive knowledge of.

"-And then I'll rip out your core and feed it into the Tyrannid's hivemind, Then I'll fucking make a Dyson sphere and ram your ass for energy, Then I'll fucking throw whatever remains of your ass into Japan so that they can get some inspiration and turn yo ass into a marketable plushie with a special tight hole below the skirt for the collector's version," The young man said without even the slightest pause.

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A moment of silence for the sun.

…

Regardless, I'm already impressed… This guy might just be what I'm looking for…

"Hey, Ren! Stop wasting your time on a celestial object and help me with the damn breakfast!" A male voice shouted from outside the door. It was his older brother who unfortunately got cursed with a much less grand name; Robert.

"Go make it yourself, I need to brush my teeth first!" Reynard shouted back.

Rob wanted to refute but paused as he considered his words.

"Well do it quickly then, You know I'm not good at the kitchen," Rob said from the other side of the door.

Reyn shuddered as he proceeded to have Vietnam-like flashbacks that one time Rob decided to make some scrambled eggs but due to the unclear instructions online had actually ended up making scrambled rooster Eggs.

𝙎𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙍𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙀𝙜𝙜𝙨.

Q-Q

Anyways, He quickly entered the bathroom and started brushing his teeth…

While brushing his teeth the young man looked up at the mirror only to see a drop-dead gorgeous (According to himself) young man with golden blond hair, Emerald-like eyes that seem to dazzle even the stars, and a dashing smile that would woo even the coldest of ice queens.

"Wassup handsome, What's ya number?" Reyn said as he embraced the ways of narcissus.

"Number? I hardly know her!" Reyn in the mirror said with confidence.

"Nice joke bro!" Reyn complimented.

"Thanks, brah... You need to work on that hairline, though..." Reyn in the mirror responded.

"Yeah, Yeah, I know. But did you know that the center of the galaxy is a black hole?" Reyn said.

"Really? So it's like you, who is so breathtaking that the world is drawn to you" Reyn in the mirror said.

"Oof, bruh... that's a bit corny ain't it?" Reyn said.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Oh what the fuck am I even doing?"

"Remember kids, This is exactly what no pussy does to an MF," He said in a disappointed tone.

Reyn decided that following the path of narcissus was a waste of time, So he quickly got done with the toothbrushing and headed downstairs.

"Ay, Ren! Help me with the eggs why don't you! You don't want another weirdly salty and sticky omelet on your plate again, Right?" Robby said in a loud tone as he cooked a somewhat edible dish on the frying pan.

"Yeah yeah, Just past me the spatula" Reyn stated in an annoyed tone.

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<This is still THE DRAGON's Pov>

'Why is this kid living with his brother' That's probably what you asked right, Dear Beholders?

Well, Even we THE DRAGON was originally also confused about that.

it seems like something tragic might have occurred to the parents of these two brothers…

Unfortunately, It seems our clairvoyance was greatly deteriorated by the [Celestial's Firmament] that had been deeply imprinted into this Realm's [Verse Degree] as an intrinsic law of reality.

Curse you, Taurus.

Regardless, Our curiosity and attention have been strictly prioritized on the individual known as Reynard Tannin.

But why?

First, let me explain about his identity.

Reynard Tannin, 17-year-old dropout now author has been living with his older brother; Robert Tannin, 22-year-old amateur film "actor" ever since their parents died. Now, this doesn't seem too peculiar, So why were we so interested?

Well, Dear Beholders, he is not a member of the Human Species… At least his soul isn't.

This might not have been too peculiar in a [Mystic Realm] but let me remind you that this Midgard. A realm where all [Playerids] are of Mankind. The [Celestial's Firmament] has been restricting the advent of esoteric energies since this realm's conception, So the chances of another [Playerid Species] with [Awakened] capabilities emerging are extremely low.

Let alone a full-blown [Gigantes].

And as that race was one of our prized vestiges, We were of course elated when we first discovered his presence.

Perhaps not all hope was lost.

Perhaps we could survive.

Perhaps we could even remain as one until the end?

Fat chance, Living in a vessel with 7 separate egos with distinct personalities is extremely exhausting

So perhaps he can free us?

Only time will tell.

The firmament would shatter tomorrow After all…

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Yeah so here's my new OG book, What do you guys think about it?

Remember this novel's lifeline are the stones, So please stone me daddy~

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Word Count: 1006 (Before rewrite = 1008)