Chapter 1, who am i? who is this, where am I?

(introductory page.)

Hi. My name is Uzumaki Naruto I am a 18 year old goofy boy about to start college. Ironic for someone like me to be goofy after my parents Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina both died in a car crash when i was around a little kid in the academy. Around that time someone that was sat directly across from me in the academy,Uchiha Sasuke's, parents were slaughtered. To this day it is still unknown who did it. Due to those factors i consider us best friends! Anyway enough about me time to talk about my besto friendo! As you know his name is Uchiha Sasuke. he is a 19 year old arrogant boy., he has such an annoying, aloof attitude and still all the girls are always all over him, like don't girls want someone caring and someone that loves and takes care of them because Uchiha is the exact opposite, like don't people see that!? I am pretty sure they can't see that nowadays becuase all the girls are always like ''SASUKE-KUN!! OVER HERE!!!'' with their faces red as flipping hell like honestly girls are confusing! I guess Hyuga Hinata is alright but still!