1 The Little Conqueror

Saiyans were known as some of the most fierce warriors in the universe. Their babies were sent to worlds and when they grew old enough, the light of the moon caused them to change into a vicious monster. These Saiyan monsters' powers were far beyond the power the Saiyan possessed prior to the transformation. With such power, worlds were quickly conquered.

Kel the son of Doron and Vella was the latest little conqueror to be sent to the stars. He was to conquer a little planet called Earth. Kel's parents were already away on a mission. Vella was able to briefly hold her son before he was taken to a Saiyan pod and shot into space. Doron, Kel's father, never saw his son; he was of killing the Mugwicks of Poppa Puya Planet.

The Saiyan pod hurtled through the universe arcing a path in the void towards destiny. However, Kel's Saiyan pod would never reach Earth. At least, not the Earth he was intended to reach. After the pod's disappearance, another baby was sent to conquer Earth. This baby's name was Goku.

Within the vast multiverse, there is a corner of the multiverse called DC. The DC multiverse had become known for it endless destructions and rebirths of its universes. At one time there was an infinite number of multiverses, and then there was only one, but later all of the multiverses came back, but then there were only fifty-two.

The constant destruction and construction of multiverses had a terrible impact on the multiverses as a whole. Eventually, this instability led to a conglomeration of powers that spread throughout all of time and space and into every multiverse. This conglomeration of powers was harnessed by higher powers who utilized these unfathomable powers to create a new universe. This universe was called the Guardian Universe.

The instability of the DC universe always centered around a planet called Earth. For that reason, the Guardian Universe created its own Earth, but this Earth was very different than all of the other Earths that existed in the multiverse. This Earth gathered beings from the vast multiverse to inhabit this one planet Earth.

There were other inhabited planets in this universe, of course, but the cornerstone of the Universe was Earth. Guardian Earth was the gateway to other planets in the multiverse. Planets and people disappeared from one alternate universe after another. From one universe, the planet Namek disappeared, from another, Krypton, from another the Klingon Empire, and from another Jedi, worlds would disappear and would be stationed in this Guardian Universe.

In addition to planets, there were races and peoples who were pulled from different universes, the pirates of the One Piece world appeared on Guardian Earth, as did Elves, Vulcans, Humans, Orcs, and even Time Lords.

Then, there were the individuals who were pulled into this new Universe, people like Kel, Spiderman, Superman, Lex Luthor, Brainiac, Iron Man, Wolverine, Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. Many were brought to this new Earth and forced to find a way to live together.

The Earth that all of these beings were brought to was one thousand times the size of your average Earth. Utilizing the power of time travel, these beings were placed in different regions. On regular Earths there are time zones, but on Guardian Earths the term time zone was taken literally. There were Past, Present, and Future Time Zones.

Kel's pod landed in one of the future Time Zones. In a future time in the desert plains, a pod crashed. This zone was called New Titan and it was ruled by the evil Titan Thanos. The baby Kel was collected by a group of talent scouts, beings who went out to find extraordinary beings who could serve Thanos. Those who were powerful enough even had the chance to become a child of Thanos.

Kel and his Pod were brought to the city of Gemorra, both the child and the pod were examined. All of the technology was studied, reverse engineered and added to the collection of knowledge. These operations were under the supervision of the Mayor of Gemorra, Brainiac!

Kel was delivered to a Vulcan named Tu'Kul and put through a number of tests. After a few hours of testing, the Vulcan had Kel put in the nursery with other special babies. There was a poly-morphic power changer named Jack Jack, a psychic named Franklin Richards, a bunch of muppets, and a Kryptonian baby named Zod. There were several others, but each of them was unique and had various capabilities that could be used in the service of Thanos.

Kel sensed the other babies around him but the one he was most interested in was Zod. Zod was one of the smaller babies, but laying in his plastic see-through crib, Kel felt his blood boiling. While Kel was looking at Zod, Zod was laying in his crib looking indifferent and imperious.

Saiyan babies developed very quickly, and Kel was already able to walk. Getting up from his bed, Kel headed over to Zod. Noticing someone coming towards him, looked to Kel. Kel sat down next to Zod, who at this point had raised himself up to a sitting position, and looked him over. Suddenly, Kel punched Zod in the face. Zod was smashed through his crib and banged into the wall. he started to fall, but suddenly, he began to float.

Noticing that Zod could float, Kel got really ticked off. Why couldn't he float? He wondered to himself in his still-developing baby brain. Kryptonians were genius level beings. An average Kryptonian had a higher IQ than Einstein. Only Time Lords were known to have higher IQs.

Given his intelligence, the nearly one-year-old Zod could already talk. Looking at Kel, he commanded:

"Cry before Zod, doo-doo head!"

What, this baby could already talk? This kid was really ticking him off! Kel was now determined to give Zod a good beating. Kel leaped towards the flying Zod grabbing onto his onesie! Using the momentum of his leap and his naturally powerful Saiyan arm-strength, Kel brought Zod down with him. The two wrestled back and forth on the ground, slapping and biting each other. Neither had teeth yet, so it didn't really hurt, it was just annoying.

Zod fired his heat vision at Kel but missed. Instead, the heat vision hit the baby Gonzo muppet in the head! His head was disintegrated and he baby muppet body was instantly burned to ash. Many baby chicken muppets began to cry.

The two continued their battle, but little did the two realize that they were being stalked by some nefarious force. This being of evil didn't possess super strength or keen fighting abilities, but what he did possess was a frightening intellect. Sneaking around the room, the shadowy figure of shadow gathered various items around the room.

All of the fightings had alerted the two Klingon nannies who were stationed nearby. Grabbing their bat'leths the nannies rushed in to see what the fuss was. Another of Zod's wild heat vision shots came flying at the pair. One of them was able to dodge out of the way, but the other was instantly disintegrated!

The second nanny was slowly getting up, but as she rose she saw a smiling toothless baby holding a strange bottle covered in circuit boards and wires. The baby laughed evilly as he pushed a button on his bottle, a beam of light hit the Klingon nanny who was suddenly shrunk into a dead doll.

"They think they can trap me in this puny little prison? None may deny the mighty intellect of, the Master!" The baby laughed evilly once more. Unfortunately, his moment was interrupted by Zod and Kel's fight. The Master had to duck a couple of times from the ki blasts now being sent out by Kel.

Kel was very jealous of the energy Zod was shooting out of his eyes, he figured if this shrimpy baby could do it, why couldn't he? Unfortunately, he could never get the energy to come out of his eyes. However, he eventually discovered he could release energy blasts from his fists!

The Master had become annoyed and was creating a disintegration gun, planning to kill these two brutes, when the door to the nursery exploded open! Into the room walked a man glowing in rage, He was the head of the nursery, a man looking for a way to increase his power, but his power was best increased through an increase in rage! He knew that running a nursery was the quickest way to access the evil forces of the dark side of the force. This man was known as Darth Vader!

"Have you all had enough?!" He roared as he extended his fingers making a pinching motion with each hand, choking Zod and Kel. Looking at the Master, Vader crossed two of his toes and began to choke the Master. You babies have failed me for the last time! Vader began to say. A holographic image suddenly lit up, it was an administrator from Thanos' palace.

"Lord Vader, please do not choke the babies to death, Thanos is interested in these three." the man said.

"I understand, tell my Master that I shall merely incapacitate these three in Carbonite and send them over!" Vader said.

"Uhm, no, no carbonite, the last ones you sent over frozen in carbonite didn't turn out so well. We're sending someone over to pick the kids up, oh, Vader, the babies are turning blue." The man quickly said.

"Oh, sorry," Vader began as he released his choke holds on the children. All three of the babies looked at Vader with utter hatred and anger. Not knowing how to express their rage at being baby handled by Vader like that, all three began to cry.

Vader was at his wit's end, he wasn't sure how to get these kids to shut up other than chocking them with the force again. Just as Vader was considering his options, a knock came from the front door.

Vader went to answer the door and found a young lady with a round face, oversized front teeth, strange ears and a bushy tail standing before him.

"Hi, I'm Squirrel Girl, I'm here for the babies."