Without Rain Nothing Grows, So I'll Embrace the Storm

"We arrived panda!" Says the old fox.

Looking around I realize this place is amazing, look at all these training machines, and more importantly the Furious Five are training.

They are indeed masters of Kung Fu, their movements are smooth but maintain strength, they are fast and have incredible precision.

They sense our arrival, quickly fall into formation.

I have to admit, Shi Fu trained them well, I see the respect in their eyes, not just any master can do that. They look like soldiers who will follow any order, even if it costs them their lives.

"Hello Master!" The fives say in unison as they bow.

"I brought Panda for him to show off his skills, start Panda!" Shi Fu kicks my leg and I momentarily lose my balance, then he spins his body in the air and delivers another kick to my chest.

"Damn! Old dog!!" I say in frustration as I fall onto the training platform, all the equipment works simultaneously, just one mistake and you could end up hurting yourself.

The first hurdle is to train your balance and reflexes, but of course it wouldn't be that simple, there are several wooden pendulums with iron spikes.

Luckily my fighting style is that of a drunken panda, something that defies logic, gravity, and the expectations of these bastards.

With relative ease I manage to pass through these obstacles, always within a short distance of one of those pieces of wood managing to rip my head off.

In the eyes of onlookers, it's comical for a fat panda to look like a drunk challenging a tightrope in a circus.

I finally managed to get off the first platform, to soon fall into an iron turtle shell, I quickly curl up into a ball, spin my body increasing speed at an incredible pace.

Using the curved shape of the tortoiseshell as a ramp, I am thrown into the air, clearing the second obstacle with relative ease.

As I'm climbing I see the third hurdle, are they training dummies, are their forms like a crocodile? I do not care.

Using their heads as stepping stones, I run towards the last obstacle.

What? You thought I was going to fight them, am I an idiot?

Falling towards the last obstacle, I realize that the floor is full of flamethrowers, but obviously, this mechanism is not complicated, before the flamethrower is activated, it is possible to hear the gears activating the gas, going in the opposite direction of the noises, deviation Of fire.

I finally made it off the training platform, and I say in a rage:

"Hey old dog! Are you fucking crazy?"

"I always trusted you panda..." Says the old fox in an innocent tone.

Ah... That old dog...

"You nearly kill me and I don't even get an apology? You know, winter is coming and I think I need a new coat, a fox fur should make a comfortable coat."

I say as I walk slowly towards him.

"Enough of your nonsense! Everyone is dismissed, we'll train again tomorrow!"

We all leave the training hall, I follow the Furious Five towards their rooms. We don't have any intimacy, I let them go first and I follow silently behind. Along the way, they seem to forget my existence.

"That panda is crazy, I don't believe he can beat Tai Lung" Says the Viper.

Until recently, I also believed that snakes couldn't fight, but look at you.

"He's so powerful!" Says the Crane in his sarcastic tone.

"When he walks the floor shudders!" says the Mantis

Dude, even a drop of water can drown you. You don't have a place to speak, because you don't take up any space, you little piece of shit.

"At least Master Oogway could have chosen someone he understood Kung Fu." Says Tigress in an angry tone.

Well well what we have here... I can feel your fear and insecurity, your angry mask doesn't deceive me. What? Do you want to be validated by your master? You have already lost when the fear of an enemy invades your heart. Don't underestimate me kitty.

We finally get to the dorm, I wait until everyone is inside and make sure no one is watching me.

The time has come to explore the Jade Palace.