Prologue

(A/N this one will be slower than the previous one since the last one was progressing far too fast the prologue is mostly the same besides the wishes and the world which is now rwby so if you read the original you can skip it.

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A woman covered in a tattered yet proved uniform covered in blood with a gaping wound from her left shoulder to her right leg. staring down on all she had built being torn away from her by those she trusted most. This woman's name was Camilla Blackthorn a by no means average woman but that is a story for another time.

As camilla looked down she said with a tired sigh "death what a strange concept you never imagine it till it looks you right in the eye" she looked down at her former organisation A.C.H.L.L.E.S being massacred by there former allies and let out her last breath. 'Shame I never finished that one series I was watching RWBY ha well don't matter now'

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She then opened her eyes looking around her she saw nothing and by nothing it was literally nothing all until she heard a strange voice it was neither masculine nor feminine, strong nor weak almost as if it it couldn't be comprehend.

"hello my child I am god yes me the amazing ultimate being look at me and be amazed"

Camilla being the rational leader of a mercenary band leader she was responded with "fuck off I worked my ass off can't I get some fucking sleep".

God looked at her sighed and said "look your past was one of the most interesting a mortal has ever had so I decided to give you a system and 2 wishes and a random system cliche as hell I know but still I hear rea-*cough* mortals find these interesting"

Camilla said "why didn't you say that first you bag of fossils. tough one that is first question do I keep my memories". God simply nodded. "Then I want to have a perfect body one that can't get poisoned get ill and has unlimited potential for growth and a unlimited life span" he nodded although hearing the last part his grin became a hundred times wider. 'Considering your next wish this is slightly ironic is it not'

"My second wish since I don't want to be reborn like as a child and to look like scathach with the ability to summon Gae Bulg."

Hearing this he burst out laughing at the concept of scathach wanting immortality if the original was here she'd slap her black and blue for that statement alone. "Hahaha even though that's more than two since the irony is there I'll allow it hahahah."

"And I already picked your first world mongrel it's RWBY packed full of surprises just how I like hoped I don't see you soon because you'd probably be dead if you see me again soon"

Camilla although stubborn and hard headed knew gratitude and said "thanks old man if I can repay you one day I will and also dont introduce yourself like a third rate Gilgamesh". As she finished speaking a bright flash appeared and then god was left alone in the void.

{let's hope you live a good life this time.. well I fulfilled all wishes but edited the last one a bit well let's go troll some mortals hahahaha}

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Camilla later would dub this god as the god of douchebaggery.