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Rust Abomination

IN AN APOCALYPTIC WORLD WHERE EVEN SAND CAN EAT YOU, OUR BRAVE HERO JOHNN- I mean, Edward, Johnny is the other guy, anyway, our brav-actually no he's not brave... not even a hero he's just a bitch... ok let's start over. Uhm uhm In an apocalyptic world, where even sand can eat you, in a small town we can find a little guy that eats random carcasses, will he survive? probably not, but just in case, what road will he take? will he rescue the princess, or rape her? maybe even enslave her, will he save the legendary kingdom or conquer it and make a touristic place out of it for shit and jiggles? this and more in RUUUST ABOOMINATIOOOON!™ ____________________________________________ Ok, let's stop with the bullshittery and start with the true synopsis, we're in a post apocalyptic world, most technology is lost, (you'll know how if you continue reading... eventually), the planet has no name for it was lost during the various wars, more or less you can be whatever you want, male, female, lakitu, pick your poison, and you can fuck whatever you want, you know, people can't judge if you have super powers that can obliterate half planet, that's what happened, some sicko that likes to fuck cacti becomes god? well, let's extend that LGBTQ+ list once more i guess. Apart from that, I don't wanna ruin the fun, so, for more lore, keep reading :)

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So yeah uhhh, that's the thing, I want a good steampunk apocalypse book, and guess what? Steampunk Apocalypse (mind the capitalization, it's an actual webnovel, read it, not a suggestion or something, DO IT) got dropped, don't know what happened, don't know why, it's been like two years, fuck you snoozy I love you WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME anyway... what was I saying? Uh right, disclaimer, uuuh this shit is gonna be vulgar, badly written and coff coff "inspired" from Steampunk Apocalypse cause I don't know how to create new things, and yeah, you can't say shit about me having bad grammar cause

1) I DISCLAIMED so yeah

2) Guess what? Not my first language, I'm Italian, actually Ukrainian, actually Russian, and I studied French at school, using Spanish books, so fuck you

3) and last but not least, I'm in a fucking asylum right now, or how they like to call it, a PsYchIAtRic hOsPItaL or something, so yeah, can't blame a psycho for bad grammar I guess... have fun :)