1 Chapter 1

Right now Jun is taking a dump, Listening to music while on the toilet is one of the few things that Jun does to pass the time.

"Urgh, Fuck holy shit, Heh~ Shitty jokes aside I'm worried for my ass" Jun muttered after that final push, Relief washed over his whole being, Jun felt a burden suddenly leave his body.

Like a general after a great battle, Jun observed the aftermath of this great struggle, "Hmmm, What a beautiful sight~" Jun exclaimed after a long glance at his work.

Snapping out of his reverie Jun glanced at his phone, He panicked when he saw the time. "Crap~ I'm already late! If I miss this all my efforts will go to waste~!" Jun inwardly said to no one.

Grabbing his almost empty wallet, Jun rushed off to the game shop. You're probably asking why the haste? Well, that's because today is the launching date of the new Game Raid: Shadow Legends. And Jun reserved himself not only a copy of the game, But also the helmet needed to play the game itself. Of course, if someone pays for that reserved copy for a higher price, Everything he did will all be for naught.

You're probably also wondering what's so good about this game, It's only the best MMORPG game of the Century!! But its also the first game to work with FDVR!! Couple that with never before seen graphics that makes you feel like you are really there. And the fact that you can become hundreds of classes, With hundreds more of subclasses, With hundreds more of Jobs, With hundreds more of careers, With hundreds more of livelihoods, With hundreds more.. (Announcement to Faculty, Narrator is broken we need a replacement, quick)

-------- Back to Jun ---------

Jogging for 10 minutes straight is not all that fun, especially if you don't work out like Jun. Panting heavily Jun decides to slow down and not burn himself out, Occasionally dodging dog turds on the side walk.

"Just two more turns and I'm there," Jun said reassuringly to himself before continuing his brisk walking before looking at the road, Where an old lady was trying to cross, As the gentleman he was, Jun just couldn't leave this old lady alone.

Quickly catching up to help Said old lady, Jun held the fruit baskets the grandma was holding and offered his services. The grandma not one to refuse help immediately took Jun's Hand.

"What a kind young man, May I know your name boy?" The grandma asked in an aged but cheerful voice. "Ahh granny you can call me Jun, I couldn't help but notice you trying to cross the road, So I thought to help" Jun replied with a grin causing the grandma to smile lightly before proceeding to cross the road with Jun in tow.

While they were crossing the road, Jun was thinking on why he thought to help the granny not only would the chance of his copy getting bought go higher, But helping the granny was a hassle in on itself. "Nevermind, I'm already here anyways" Jun thought inwardly.

Absent minded, Jun didn't notice the Fruit basket he was holding was slightly tilted, Causing some fruits to roll on the road.

Not even noticing that the fruit basket got lighter they were already on the other side of the road.

"Thank you young Man, Not many youngsters these days would care to help an old Lady like me. Here go get yourself something nice" The granny thanked and gave Jun some money, causing Jun to be surprised which was seen with his eyes going wide.

Before he could say something however the Granny already left. "Huh, I should help old people more often" Jun mused to himself before turning back. Finally noticing the apples from the Granny's basket, But dumb enough to not question why they were there in the first place.

"Ooohh Lunch, Hehe I should really help old people more often" Jun laughed before proceeding to pocket some while munching on one.

Too distracted Jun didn't noticed horns blaring at him in warning, It took him a few seconds to even think about looking up. And when he did, what he saw nearly made him shit again.

A bright Pink truck coming at him full speed, Horns still blaring at him to move out of the way. Jun at this moment froze, His life flashed before his eyes, All his unfulfilled desires like playing the game and losing his virginity came haunting him.

However all that happened in just a second, A second Jun could've used to get away. Finally snapping out of his trance, Jun's mind went full overdrive Thinking ways on how to escape Truck-Chan's clutches.

However all this thinking happened in just a second, A second Jun once again could've used to jump away. But now, Jun knew it was too late for him to be able to jump away.

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Right now to anyone who witnessed this, it seemed like Jun had given up. Hell even the people watching knew it would be too late to get away now.

Almost everyone watching Closed their eyes and looked away to avoid seeing such a brutal scene, They all thought how stupid this guy was for not just jumping away. However there were also those sick bastards who continued to stare.

The truck was inches away from hitting Jun's face, However what happened next caused those people watching on to stare dumbfounded, While those that looked away glanced over also had their mouths hanging open, While one unfortunate guy had a fly go straight into his throat.

*Cough Cough* The unfortunate guy coughed as hard as he could but couldn't seem to get rid of the fly. Even as this happened no one seemed to mind as they all gawked at where Jun once sat.

----- Back to Jun -----

'So this is it Huh?' Jun thought inwardly while his eyes were stuck to the sight of a Pink bumper that was getting closer and closer.

'I can't believe I'm dying a virgin, I haven't even played that game yet' Jun thought in despair after accepting his end.

'In my next life, Well, If there is a next life, I'm never gonna pick apples in the middle of the road ever again' Jun mused as he took a glance at the half eaten apple in his hands.

'Come to think of it. I don't think I've washed my hands after that battle...' Jun shivered while looking at his hands holding the half eaten apple, Completely forgetting about the Granny who he offered his hands to to help.

Coming out of his thoughts, Jun looked at the Pink Truck with a hardened gaze, Seemingly ready to face death (Aka: Truck-Chan) head on.

'Here it comes...' Jun thought with a waver in his resolve. 'I'm scared...' Jun's eyes start to quiver in fear. Jun's heart begins to race adrenaline Fills Jun's system making it seem as if everything was in slow motion.

However, it wasn't enough, as before he got hit, everything goes dark.

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