chapter 2

Ace pov:

Mmmm...Should i go lace, hot and uncomfortable or comfy, unattractive and supportive...

With that thought in mind i drop the towel to my waist so it only covers from my hips down and put on my green sports bra, then slip on a completely different colored underwear under the towel.

I hit play on my phones play list to drown out the annoying thoughts and put in my earphones.

As i turn around i catch movement from the window opposite mine. You see i have no damn clue who exactly designed these houses but my window is in direct line with the neighbors so...the architect was clearly a pervert...

Hehe...pervert...

I walk to my window in just my underwear cause frankly...who cares.

To my surprise there hiding...more like attempting to hide, under the window is a brown mop of hair.

This dumbjazz!

"Hey, dumbjazz, i can still see your hair!" I scream out my window, i probably didn't have to scream though...the distance between the houses is like 1 and a half meters.

Slowly and awkwardly the mop of hair starts lowering...

Okay, this is weird.

As the stranger lowers down i see feet start to appear in the distance wearing pink socks and soon enough i can see this pink wearing strangers legs till the knee. Mmmm...maybe i should have some fun!

"Eyo Pinky! You suck at hiding!" I exclaim leaning on the pillows on the small bench by my window.

To my surprise the stranger in pink suddenly starts...rolling...away to the left. From what i can see there is a desk that side. "Is that your attempt to get away?" I ask raising my eyebrows even though Pinky can't see. As expected i hear a bump type of noise. "Pit?!" I here someone whisper shout to themselves...well the person didn't actually say Pit but rather a more, vulgar word but my brain prefers to filter that type of thing. From what i heard, I'm pretty sure the dumbjazz over there rolled into the desk.

What an awkward way to start a Saturday...

"Okay well...bye!" I shout then i move out of view of the window.

5...4...3...2...

"Aha!" I exclaim as I jump into the open. "Gotcha!" I shout pointing at the...Damn!

In front of me (not technically) stands the smexiest piece of jazz i have ever seen. With brown wavy hair like Timothee Chalamet, Blue eyes like Zac Efron, sharp jawline like Tom Holland, eyebrows like Darren Barnet, plump lips like Cameron Dallas and a body like Chris Hemsworth.

Oh. My. Glob.

i think he's...perfect.

Be cool, be cool!

Nobody ever phases you, why should he be special.

You right, you right...

I smirk at him, still just in my non matching underwear hoping he didn't notice me checking him out.

"Why, Hello Pinky!"

He awkwardly scratches his neck, "H-hi!" He stutters. Aww!

I mean...whatever.

Good save...

Damn his voice is deep.

Yeah it is!

I'm brought out of my perverted thoughts when he clears his throat. "So, um...you come here often?" He asks then immediately he blushes.

"What kind of question is that?" I raise my eyebrows in amusement. I stand in silence waiting for him to say something but he doesn't.

"So Pinky what were you doing down there?"

He clears his throat awkwardly and scratches the back of his neck. "Oh you know...chilling." he says avoiding eye contact.

"Honey, the girls are here!" My mom calls from downstairs. When i look back to Pinky his eyes were focused down South but they quickly darted up when he noticed me looking at him.

A faint blush— scratch that a huge blush forms on his cheeks. Aww.

I stand up and cross my arms over my chest. His eyes quickly look down then back up again. Me being me, i smirk. "See you later Pinky!" I wink and walk away swaying my hips slightly just to mess with him.

•~•~•~•

"Bacon Pancakes making bacon pancakes, take some bacon and i put it in a pancake, bacon pancakes that's what I'm gonna make, BACON PANCAKES!"

We all finish up the beautifully composed song by Jake the dog as we hop around the kitchen eating our Bacon pancakes.

When i walked down the stairs i put on my silk gown which was draped over the stairs...for some reason. I'm a slob i know, no need to judge me jeez.

By the time i got down stairs i was attacked with hugs and questions from my best friends.

"Are the neighbors here?"

"Where's the bacon?"

"Is he hot?!"

"I'm hungry..."

"Did you see him?!"

"Give me food!"

The latter was Raven...And of course the perverted one is Juliet.

Raven or as i say Ray, is a curvy girl of about 5'4 with crazy red curls that go till her waist like that chick in brave (no idea what her name is), she has bright blue eyes and cream skin.

Juliet or Julie, is a petite girl at about 5'3, with light brown hair that goes till her shoulders, her eyes are a bright hazel(if that makes sense)almost like honey and tan colored skin.

Now that was a lot of effort just to describe how they look...

I know right...

After i finish eating i wash up my plate with the girls and i walk to the lounge area. When they both flop on the couch i notice they both decided to wear their onesies so i walk up stairs to throw on my cow onesie. In the corner of my eye i see Pinky reading by his window. Maybe i should have some fun. I drop my gown in a seductive way and act like i don't know he is there. Then i open my cupboard and take out my onesie and throw it on my bed which is out of view from the window. I slowly walk to the bed, as soon as i'm out of his view i quickly put my onesie on and throw up the hood.

Okay...now we need to be sneaky...

I slowly crawl to the end of my bed which is near the window and quickly roll off my bed like a ninja. I kneel under the window and peak up so only my eyes are seen. Considering I'm wearing the hood of the onesie up, i probably look like a hippo. Sure enough there stands pinky trying to get a better view.

Ha! Pervert.

"What did you just call me?"

Shoot i said it out loud!

"Yea no pit Sherlock!"

"Well...what are you doing looking into my room like that mmm?"

I crawl out of hiding and smirk at him.

"Were you watching me change this morning?" I question not beating around the bush.

"Pfft...what...–" he looks down "–no." He mumbles. A faint blush starts to appear on his cheeks.

Awww!

"What?"

Pit i said it out loud...

"Nothing!" I cover, but not really.

"At any rate i couldn't even see anything considering your dresser is on the opposite wall so you were facing the other way..." He mumbles. "Plus i wasn't peaking i swear, i saw you were gonna change so i got up to close the curtain but when you turned around–" he scratches his neck nervously, "–I instinctively ducked." He finishes.

Awww he is so adorable!

"Don't worry about it bro!" I say and smile at him. "By the way my name's Ace–" I reach out my hand for him to shake, "–Ace Knight."

He leans out his window and takes my hand, "Eve–" but he is cut off by the loud noises of my friends dressed as a duck and pig both come storming into my room nearly causing me to fall over.

"Old Mcdonald had a farm!" Ray sings.

"Ei Ei oh" Julie finishes.

They continue singing not noticing Pinky while they dance around.

Well...there goes my badbish persona.

"And on that farm he had a cow!" Ray continues. "Ei ei oh!" Screams Julie. They both sing in sync, "With a–"

They both glance at me but since they are standing on my bed they don't seem to notice Pinky silently laughing at them.

"Come on Ace! Finish your part!"

"Uh...I'm good guys.." I say awkwardly. "But you always do...please don't tell me you forgot!" Julie says looking at me with a double chin.

"Julie i think we should teach her." Raven says with an evil grin. They both look at each other and smile.

Oh pit!

"With a...Moo, Moo here!"

They sing and slowly walk towards me.

"Guys honestly, now is not the time..."

"–and a moo, moo there!"

I gave up and sit on the bench by the window waiting for them to notice him.

"Here a moo!" Ray sings.

"There a moo!" Julie sings.

They take one more step and are finally standing in front of me and now have a perfect view of Pinky.

"Everywhere a–" but they both abruptly stop as they see who is sitting on his window cracking up.

I look at them and cringe as i see their eyes widen.

Welp...i tried.

I look at Pinky and see he is smirking and the next thing he does surprises all of us.

He stands up and twirls then shouts, "Everywhere a Moo, Moo!" and does Jazz hands.We all just look at him as if a Leprechaun popped out of his belly button and whispered, "I eat socks." Did i forget to mention pinky is still shirtless.

"Uhh..."

He awkwardly clears his throat and slowly reaches up to close his curtains.

Well that was weird.

We all just stare at the closed navy blue curtains and within seconds i burst out laughing.

Julie and Ray start blushing trying to convince me it wasn't funny. "How could you just sit there and watch us embarrass ourselves?!"Julie shrieks. "Hey i tried to warn you but you didn't listen." i defend still trying to catch my breath.

But damn that was freaking hilarious!

I know right, HIGH FIVE!

How are we suppose to high five if—

You know what never mind.

Eventually i calm down and sit cross legged on my bed. The two join me after a minute of glaring and look at me as if waiting for something.

"What?" I ask getting annoyed as they stare at me.

"Spill the freaking tea!"They both exclaim.

Yesh...talk about busy bodies.